The one being an idiot: Blurr

The Antisocial one that used to like parties and is now sitting in the corner drinking: Quickshadow

The Antisocial one whose dragged along by their spouse to actually participate: Heatwave

The spouse: Chase

The one having a lot of Fun: Blades

The one making sure everyone is having a good time: Boulder

Telling stories that no one is listening to: High Tide