Hellsing Abridged!!/ Part 1!!

3rd Person POV

In A Mansion in the Outskirts of London J10 was Killing Dozens of Ghouls with Energy blasts while also Kicking, Punching, and Biting the Bastards! Ripping their Heads and Limbs off! He even Grabs one by the heart throwing his fist inside of its chest and ripping it out!

Jackson: "Damnit where is Seras!?"

Several dozen Bullets then hit the Ghouls from Behind and he looks behind to see Seras who was in A Bloodlust carrying Two Sniper riles with A Crazed Blood hungry Look! She was absolutely Crazed in that kind of state being A Vampire and All!

Seras (Hellsing Member/ Former Police Woman/ Current Vampire/ Big Breasted Badass!/ A Blonde Cutie)

Seras: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT YOU GHOUL BITCHES!! YOU SEE THAT JACKIE!? THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!"

Jackson: *Sweatdrop* "Yeah! Amazing! Now, where is-?"

Alucard: "Right here bitches! I was Just done with Killing the Vampire! He wussed out and Stabbed himself in the heart! What A fucking Crybaby!"

Jackson: *Sigh* "And there you are... Swell..."

Alucard (Vampire/ An Total Asshole/ The Best Damn Character in Hellsing Abridged)!!

Alucard: "We might have to get out of here soon!"

Jackson: "why?"

Alucard: "Oh I set A Fire in the Library!"

Jackson: "WHY!?"

Alucard: "Why not? Hahahahaha!"

Jackson: "Oh Sweet Kami on A Stick..."

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2 Hours Later Presented by Alucard Setting Shit on fire for no reason!!

Integra: "What the Hell were you thinking Alucard!? Burning down the Mansion!"

Alucard: "I thought it was fun and it most definitely was!"

Integra: "Jesus fucking mother of Virgin Mary christ..."

Integra (Leader of Hellsing/ A Total Badass/ Alucards comic foil)!!

Alucard: "What!? It is fun! Can't you ever have fun "Ms. I'm an Fucking Skank who never learned how to have fun or let me have fun"!? Huh!?"

Integra: "You caused Hundreds of Thousands worth of damage and destroyed A Historical Landmark!"

Alucard: "It's Old! Who Care's! I bet the ones who caused this Are the Nazis!"

Integra: "For the last fucking Time Alucard There are no Nazi's!"

Alucard: "Well I bet there is!"

Integra: "Well I bet there ain't!"

Alucard: "Well I bet You're A Pylgomist Bitchy Punk!"

Integra: "Well I bet You're An Asshole!"

Alucard: "Well I bet You have  A crush on Him!" *Points at Jackson*

Jackson: "Huh?"

Integra: *Blushing* "N-NO! Shut the fuck up you fucking asshole! Look we have some shit to clean up so Please stop bitching and leave us alone!"

Alucard: "Oh, Great! I'm going for A Walk!"

Integra: "ALUCARD NO YOU DON'T!!!"

Alucard: "Too late!!!"

He then disappeared!

Integra: *Sigh* "Seras You can Leave Now. I will like to Talk to Shadowbelt... In Private."

Seras: "O-Of course sir!"

Seras then left the room and all was Left were Jackson and Integra!

Jackson: "So... Um,.. How was Your day...?"

Integra: "Good! Thank you for Asking! Look I would like to congratulate you on A Job well done! As always when you work with us you're the only one who shows self-control!"

Jackson: "Well I mean... I am a Hero! Self-control is A Job Requirement!"

Integra: *Smiles* "Good. Now please let me give you Your reward!"

She then walked up and Timidly hugged him for A Few moments before letting go and smiling!

Integra: "And Tell you when you're next mission is due!"

Jackson: "Thank you miss Integra!"

He then walks out of the office smirking A little bit!

To Be Continued...

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