Roshi's New Submarine!/ Riding in M'Dick!
3rd Person POV
Jackson and Namuri had arrived at the Kami household because Roshi had some big news for him and Namuri wanted to Tag along. They arrived and there's no one to be Seen!
Namuri: "Jackson where they Anyway?"
Jackson: "I don't know!"
???: "Over here my boy!!!"
Over by the water was Roshi, Oolong and Yamcha hanging out by a Submarine!
Jackson: "Hey Guys!!! What's up with Sub!!?"
Yamcha: *Eating a Sub sandwich* "Oh I got it from Firehouse Su-!"
Oolong: "Not that Sub you moron! The one Behind you!"
Roshi: "Well My Boy let me explain it to You!"
FlashBack...
The Guys were Hanging out in the Living room and Oolong was on Twitter when he found Something on Bulma's page!
Oolong: "Hey you guys Bulma just got a Submarine!"
Roshi: "What!?" *Snatches phone*
Oolong: "Yeah she just got one today! It's called the U.S.S. Dragon Balls!"
Yamcha: "Wow! That's Cool!"
Roshi: "That's It! She showed me up for the last time! Pig Get me My Laptop! We're Buying a Sub!"
Oolong: "Just don't name it anymore Lewd!!!"
Roshi: "Hey Pig I'm paying for it so I get to name it what I want!"
Flashback End...
Roshi: "And therefore
the U.S.S. M'Dick was Born!"
Jackson/ Oolong: *Pinches Bridge of Nose* "Oh God..."
Namuri: *Chuckling* "Man your right Jackson he is as Just as weird as you said!"
Roshi* "Nosebleeding Slightly* "W-Who is this Girl you bring with you!?"
Jackson: "Sigh..." *Wacks Roshi on the Back of the neck Paralyzing him* "Lets just get going" *Drags Roshi to the Ship*
Timeskip!
They were all in the Submarine When Roshi unleashed a Barrage of Jokes!"
Roshi: "So everyone! How do you feel about M'Dick!?"
Jackson/Oolong: *Pacepalm* "I knew this was going to happen!"
Roshi: "Well you didn't answer my Question?"
Yamcha: *Sigh* "It's very Nice!"
Roshi: "So how do you feel about the Insides of M'Dick!?" *Stifling a Luagh*
Oolong: "It's Cramped and Damp!"
Roshi: *Still Trying to stifle a Luagh* "Oh Really? Isn't M'Dick really Big Though?"
Namuri: *Smirks* "Nope it's very Tiny! You may get more women if you got a Bigger and Flashier one!"
Roshi: "H-Hey!!!"
Oolong/ Jackson/ Yamcha:
"She got you Good!!! Bwahahahaha!!!"
Roshi: "Godamnit I got Blasted by a Girl! I've lost my Game..."
Namuri: "Really you Had Game!? I thought you weren't Born with it!? Like your Looks!"
Jackson/ Oolong/ Yamcha:
"Burn!!!!!!" Bwahahaha!!!"
Roshi: "This is going to be one long ride! Oolong Grab a Hold of M'Dick!! I gotta take a Breather!"
Oolong: "I hope you mean this Sub Sir..."
Jackson: "For all our Sakes me too..."
Namuri: "Question... What is there to Hold?"
Roshi: "Don't you three dare React!!!"
To Be Continued...
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