A Pinkie Pie and Deadpool Chapter

Deadpool's POV

I was flying over a Residential neighborhood in a Helicopter I TOTALLY did not steal... But between you and me I stole it from a nearby military base outside of town... And I wanted Jackson to join me in a Hunt for Taskmaster and I already searched his House and maybe had helped myself to some Chimichunga's and a few cans of Sierra mist while I was there but still, he was not there so I am searching for him and decided to visit Pinkie Pie as she was one of his many girlfriends.

I landed My Helicopter on street believing that was Totally fine which I know wasn't and that is what Makes it fun and ran to her door with my guns a Blazing and My katana's holstered to my back. I knocked on the door and waited for someone to open up while I started talking to my voices. We will call them Red Box and Yellow box or RB and YB for Your simplicity's sake.

YB: "I don't think this is such a great idea."

Deadpool: "What!? Why not!?"

RB: "Maybe its because we're about to walk into the house of a Teenager when the Parents aren't home."

Deadpool: "Well I don't see the problem with it Aaaaannnnddd I see the Problem Now."

Just then Her Sister Maud Pie... Seriously Muad Pie? What kind of Name is that and are we sure One of them is not Adopted? It is a Fan theory of Mine and-

RB: "Deadpool Focus!"

Deadpool: "Right! Yes hello, Muad! You see-"

Maud: "How do you know my name?"

Geez even her voice screams depression. 

Deadpool: "Well The author knows this so I know as well. Is Pinkie Home?"

Maud: "Yes. She's Making cupcakes."

Deadpool: "First I want you to try something now. BE HAPPY! And secondly, Can I see her. It's on behalf of Jackson 10."

Maud: "Oh you mean her Boyfriend. Yeah, I saw and met him before. Don't tell Pinky about this But the other sisters and I have a crush on him as well."

Deadpool: "I promise to Not, Not to tell her. Cross my heart! So what made you fall for him specifically yourself?"

She Blushes as red as My suit and responds.

Maud: "When I first met him he said I was kind of a Deprssionist but It made me cute."

Deadpool: "Cool! Hey, Author when you're finished with this try to make Maud and her sisters part of the Harem alright! So you mind taking me to her?"

Maud: "Sure."

She then took me inside where we went to the Kitchen where We saw the Neon pink girl making Cupcakes. She notices me and gives me a Very happy smile that warms the Cockles of my Blood covered Katana.

Pinkie: "Hi Mr.Deadpool!"

Deadpool: "Oh Please Pinkie Mr.Deadpool was my father who I murdered with my Mother when I was Hypnotized to do so. Just call me Deadpool."

Pinkie: "Alright! Your really funny!"

Deadpool: "yeah... Funny...Right... Let me see Do you mind telling me where One Jackson ten is at?"

Pinkie: "I don't know. Why don't you ask his Friend Ben?"

Deadpool: "I would But he hates my guts pretty much like everyone else. I blame the Comic writers and Author for that. He is a Loser writing Fanfics for a Living.

*Wham!*

Deadpool: "Ow!!!"

PinkiePie: "Oh yeah I know him. I don't find him a Loser. He allowed me and my friends to obtain the love of our Lives!"

Deadpool: "Cool. Cool. I better go now. Thanks anyway."

I was about to leave disappointed Until Pinkie Said Something.

Pinkie: "Hey Deadpool! You wanna make cupcakes with me?"

A smile crept on my face under my mask when I heard those words as it was hard to believe someone besides, Jackson or Hydra bob would actually like to hang out with me for once.

Deadpool: "Really?"

Pinkie: "Sure! I would love for you to help me make my cupcakes!"

A Tear of joy drop from my eye when I heard this.

Deadpool: "T-Thank You."

Pinkie Pie: "Are you Ok? tears seemed to be coming through your mask."

Deadpool: Yeah... It's Just... I never had anyone willingly hang out with me before... Thank you!"

I ran up and Hug her as she returned the hug patting my back.

Pinkie Pie's POV

Wow, I never see why Deadpool is so Hated by everyone. He's such an Amazing guy and all he really needs is friends to make him a better person and I'm here to do that.

Pinkie: "So you wanna make some Cupcakes now?"

Deadpool: "Of course!"

After that, we began to make the cupcakes and Deadpool sure had some pretty creative ways to help out which I also just Love! He cuts the Dough by using his Katana's, He Cooks them using his Blaster and he even frosts them using an Alien Turkey baster. I really do enjoy being his friend because we have so much in common in our love for parties, Food and even Our 4th wall breaks which seems like we're the only ones to do so which is pretty awesome!

After we were finished We each took a cupcake and enjoyed them and I had to say even I was impressed.

Deadpool: "Wow these are really good! Where did you get the recipe?"

Pinkie Pie: "It's an old family recipe I've been trying out. Isn't it just superly amazingly great!"

Deadpool: It truly is!!! But you know what's Missing?"

Pinkie Pie: "What?"

Deadpool: "Chimichunga's!"

He then pulled out two boxes each with their own Chimichunga's and we enjoyed them and I had to see he is probably the greatest friend I ever had.

Pinkie Pie: "Hey Deadpool."

Deadpool: "Yeah?"

Pinkie Pie: "Your the bestest friend I ever had."

Deadpool: "T-Thank Y-You."

Pinkie Pie: "Are you going to hunt down Taskmaster now?"

Deadpool: Nah! he can get away for another day because I'm hanging out with my bestest Friend Ever!"

Deadpool and Pinkie: "To be Continued..."


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