Ahhhh! Fucking school, fucking hell more like.

Me and Josie had finally made it to hell, jk it's school. Jk! What the actual fuck is happening to me! That's it, fucking Josie and her 'best buds' did this to me, sticking slang into my precious head.

We walked towards the huge wooden doors, well Josie did (I was being pulled along.).

And as you can tell I don't give one flying fuck about this pathetic excuse for a school.

Anyways we walked into the big building to be greeted by long corridors and TEENS! I don't care what you fucking say but I HATE TEENS with a fucking passion. I know what your thinking, "but aren't you a teen?". Well aren't you the next fucking Sherlock Holmes, of course I'm a bloody teen! But I hate everything about us! Let me show you:

You have the almighty ladder of popularity and god forbid if you crossed your boundaries, like if Josie were to hang out with a 'nerd' then that would be unacceptable; you know what I mean like what every single fucking school does.

So the ladder goes from:
Nobodies - the people who are all alone, meaning they are obviously at the bottom.

Then there's the hippies- yer I know shocker! I'm sure you would have thought 'geeks' and 'nerds' are here but you are wrong, fucking high ass tree huggers! I think that answers that.

Then there's the 'nerds' and the 'geeks'- I don't fucking care what you say, these are the fucking same! They are both very smart and have a higher IQ than the whole school combined, reason being they are the 'nerds' and the 'geeks'. They only stick with their small friend groups which is why they aren't at the top, plus they are full of flaws so nah.

Then there's every other group in the middle- these are the people no one gives two shits about. They basically make up the majority of the school.

Then there's the wannabes- these shit bags are utter dickheads. They are huge suck ups to the populars and are like the minions.

Then somehow I'm here- I am the 'bad girl' at the school which gives me my own category. I know I'm special as fuck! Basically the reason I'm this high up the ladder is because A. My best friend and 'friends' are populars. B. I'm mysterious and everyone loves to try and crack this bitch open.

Then low and behold the populars- the image of utter perfection. And the reason every single fucker in every single school feels like an ugly ass being, compared to these shit heads. But everyone loves them because fuck knows!

That pretty much sums up the utter shit of school life and how shit teens really are.

Now based back on reality, me and Josie were now walking to our lockers to get ready for the first lesson of today, I wish it was fucking home- but we can only dream that would actually fucking happen.

Once I collected the graffitied books for biology in my grasp, the bell rang. I walked to class alongside Josie ready to now finish the lesson.

I sat at my seat which thank fuck was right next to the window at the back of the class, Josie sitting to my right.

The lesson had begun, with miss. Whatever her fucking names called talking some fucking nonsense. Whilst I just sat there bored to fucking death.

I turned to my right to see Josie staring at me- or she had zoned out but I wouldn't fucking know.

Then Josie spoke, "hey Ali." Trying to get my attention, whilst whispering.

"Yer." I whispered back.

"I don't know I just hate not being able to talk." She whispered.

"Okay." I said warily and looked at the front to see the teacher wasn't paying attention to us.

"Why is this class soooo long?" Josie groaned.

"Sheesh, now i know what I sound like in the morning." I whispered directly at Josie- she looked up and rolled her eyes at me.

I let out a little giggle as I was quite amused at her expression, "don't actually laugh, you'll get us in trouble." Josie exclaimed.

"well nah!" I said in a 'duh' tone.

I looked back to the front ignoring Josie because I couldn't be asked to listen to her whine anymore.

Lesson had finished at 9:30. Me and Josie walked out together.

"So ARE you going to talk to me now, Ali?" Josie said with an annoyed expression.

"Okay, just don't whinge like you were doing in lesson and then I think it will be fine." I said with a smile- whilst she was trying to give me her best glare.

"I don't even know why we are friends!" She said more to herself.

"I don't know either. Omg that's why we are friends!" I said on the verge of laughing. 

Josie just glared at me, "well I will see you in English." I nodded my head in agreement.

After wondering the hall way for a while as I had nothing fucking better to do.

The bell rang signalling second lesson is about to begin, so I made my way to English.

I hated English, mainly because me and the fucking basic teacher didn't get along whatsoever! That's why I was put up front; right in front of the teachers fucking desk.

Anyways I took the assigned seat and looked behind me to see Josie who was sitting in her seat right behind me.

She nudged my chair, "missed me?" She asked.

"Nah." I said back.

She did a pretend shocked face before saying, "I am offended!"

I rolled my eyes as i turned back around to the face the front of the class. After a few seconds I had a nudge on the back of my chair again as Josie whined, "i hate this lesson."

I turned around to face her, but she had her head to the table, "jos, I think we all hate this lesson." I stated.

"Well not everyone." She said whilst moving her eyes in the direction of the smarter kids.

"Is that your low key way of saying nerds?" I asked.

"Yer, I just didn't want to seem like a bad person for saying it." She sighed.

"Well hate to break it to ya but you are a bad person." I stated.

She held her hand to her heart with a look of shock on her face, "you offend me!" She said in a shocked tone.

"Well your face offends me!" I said sticking out my tongue.

With that said we carried on with our work and listening to the boring teacher. 

Nothing really happened until the time was about 10:00, when a guy came waltzing through the door. I must admit at first glance he seemed very attractive, with the boyish smile and all.

His eyes then made contact with mine- wait! That can't be; he is most probably just staring at Josie as she is sitting right behind me.

The boy went and took the seat at the back of the class, then I felt yet again another nudge against my chair, "OMG! That guy was totally staring at you!" She whisper shouted. 

"Yer right." I whispered back.

Josie then replied, "well I just wanted to give you a heads up girl, that's all." She said before going quite again.

"Whatever jos." I whispered, continuing to stare at the white board the teacher was writing on.

However my fucking curiosity got to me, so I turned around to see the new guy staring at me! He smiled as soon as our eyes made contact. Definitely a fuck boy.

"Why on earth is he staring at me? Is there something on my face? Am I actually that fucking amusing to stare at?" I questioned to myself.

"He's most probably attracted to you, I mean if I were I guy I would find you very attractive." Josie whispered from behind me.

"Didn't need to hear that jos." I whispered back.

"Jos, what do I do?" I questioned after a second.

"I don't know, indulge in the attention for once." Josie stated.

"You of all people know I don't like being the centre of fucking attention." I whisper shouted.

"Yer but still." Josie whispered. 

"Well is he still staring?" I asked.

"OMG yes!! He just winked at me!!!! I can't even!!" She silently girl screamed.

"Jeez, calm the fuck down Jos." I scolded. 

"I'm on cloud nine, he's like a god- no better!" She sighed.

"Calm down! He isn't even that hot of a guy to drool over." I whispered.

"Well then there is something seriously wrong with you." Josie said dreamily.

• end of the school day •
16:30

I laid on my creaky ass bed just wondering.  Why was that guy staring at me? Why is Josie acting a tad bit more strange than usual?

My thought all casted away when my phone began to ring. Without any hesitation i picked up.

"Hey jos!" I exclaimed.

"I'm sorry Ali for not walking home with you. I had to study at school." She said.

"Don't sweat it jos it's fine." I said In a chilled mood.

"You sure?" Josie asked.

"I said it's fine Josie!" I said again. 

"Okay, well see you tomorrow bestie." Josie said.

"See you bestie!" I said before hanging up.

Relaxed I laid back down in my creaky bed to be met instantly by sleep.