OK! THERE WILL BE A LITTLE BIT OF A SEXUAL THEME! NOT ANYTHING CRAZY, BUT THERE WILL BE SOME!

ALSO HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO OUR HETALIA DADS!

-SWEDEN

-FINLAND

-CHINA

-ENGLAND

-FRANCE

-SPAIN

-AMERICA

-CANADA

-RUSSIA

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The crowd of nations were silent. This chapter was labelled "Children" for what reason? America couldn't have children, he was too young.

    "Before ve start, I have und quvestion," Germany said, raising a hand. That was a first, Germany has a question.

    "Ja bruder vhat is it?" Prussia asked, trying his best to prolong his best friends secrets being spilled.

    "Vho knows about these secrets already?" Germany was genuinely curious. The nations looked around the room to see who would raise their hands. Prussia and Canada were the first to raise, followed by Hungary and Japan. The next bunch was the Nordics: Finland, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, and Denmark. Then Belarus and Romano, who held scowls on their faces. Lithuania shyly raised his hand but didn't look too happy. Lastly, was Russia who's smile was still missing from his face. The other nations were shocked! England and France felt a bit hurt they weren't in the loop. China was mad that Japan knew something he didn't. The rest of the Baltics and Ukraine looked at their three family members. Italy and Spain were hurt Romano hadn't told them any of this. Germany was just in awe that his brother and Hungary, as well as his ally Japan, had been so secretive.

    "Why do you gits know all his secrets?!" England yelled, his voice dripping in anger.

    "Oui, I 'ave ze same question" France followed.

    "I'm his brother, eh. He tells me everything" Canada replied.

    "He considered us Nordics his very close family, especially Sweden and I, His kids call us their grandparents and uncles," Finland answered, the other Nordics nodding.

    "I lived with the bastard for a while. Lith and Belarus are pretty much the same reason. I became close with them," Romano told with an angry tone.

    "Werr, after Pearr Harbor, I met with some of America-san's chirdren. They were very angry with me, but I eventuarry made up with Hawaii-chan," Japan explained.

    "America and Prussia called me in when some of his daughters were hitting puberty. Prussia wanted a tough woman like me to help guide them, and America wanted someone who wouldn't blab or gossip about them. Since the only people I hung around with were Austria and you two boys at the time, he figured his secrets would be in less danger than if say Belgium was there. Since Belgium was always around everyone. Soon enough Belarus also joined our family and now we're considered aunts to them" Hungary said calmly. All that was left was Russia, who was still silent.

    "Big brother, it might be best if you told them instead of the book," Belarus told him, the other nations in the loop nodding in agreement. The large man sighed, reaching under his shirt, he pulled out a chain that was around his neck. On this chain was a glimmering gold ring, one that shined brighter than the sun.

    "Fredka is my husband, which is why my mood is not the best. This book and 'Star Angel' have no right to let all of you know what's going on in MY Fredka's life! There was a reason only a select few of us knew! So you all wouldn't find out!" Russia's face was red with anger, and Canada walked over. He rubbed a certain part of Russia's back, instantly making him relax, "Spasiba Matvey. Just read," the Russian sat down, still a tiny bit agitated.

    "Alfred has children, how many children you may ask. Well. It's complicated. All fifty of America's states are personified. As well as his capital Washington D.C. He has a couple of his own micronations: Molossia, Zaqistan, North Dumpling Island, and the Key West are only a few. Some of his children are disabled or scarred because of history: Massachusetts is blind in one eye and has a heart condition since Boston has been attacked multiple times in history (even before America's independence), Washington D.C. does have a large burn scar over her right eye since 1814 and is actually deaf from the constant arguing in her house and senate buildings, New York has two large gashes on his chest because of 9/11, and Hawaii's back and abdomen have blotchy skin from Pearl Harbor. America also has a few territories that he takes care of: American Samoa who's 1, Guam who's 3, the Northern Mariana Islands who's 2, Puerto Rico who's 9, and the U.S. Virgin Islands who's 8. America has taken care of these kids mostly from infancy and has developed a team of other nations who often come and help out. The youngest child is America Samoa (1) and the oldest is Delaware (17). America loves his children, which is why he's very secretive about them. He believes if other nations knew of their existence, they might view them as a threat and try to eliminate them"

    "Vell he isn't entirely vrong, zat vas my immediate thought" -Germany

    "How could that country raise over fifty kids, aru?! Maybe he isn't as immature as I thought he was" -China

    "Alfred has basically raised his large family from such a young age. His kids must be strong, and Massachusetts. I must have hurt that poor child so much, and Washington D.C. too. I hope they can find it in their hearts to forgive me" -England

    "America hasn't always been alone in this, however. His older brother Canada has his share of children, thirteen of them to be exact. One for each province and a few large cities plus his capital. The large family often gathers on holidays to have fun. The selected nations also join them when these events come around, as America's children love their extended family of aunts, uncles, and grandparents. But one nation is always around, that nation is Russia. Russia takes pride in his family and goes to great lengths to assure they are protected and happy. Which brings us to the next chapter.

Two. Alfred's Husband"

Canada looked at Russia, who sighs.

"I will read this one, da?" Russia asked the Canadian, who happily complied, "Before we start, any questions?" all the nations were silent.

"Just read it please, Russia," Spain said sadly. Spain had taken part in raising Alfred with England and France. He thought him and Alfred were on good terms, obviously not. He wasn't insulted or hurt, he was just confused why he wasn't told. Especially since his Romano was told. Russia nodded and cleared his throat.

"Alfred's husband is none other than Russia. Ivan and he have been together for a very long time. Their love was always powerful, even during the Cold War. When that ended they promised each other NO ONE would ever separate them again. They also promised that when whomever's country was the first to legalize gay marriage, they would get married that same day. On June 26, 2015, it became legal in all fifty states. They reenacted the famous soldier coming home kiss with their pride flags behind them, and to this day other than their wedding portrait is the most liked photo on Alfred's private insta. They got married in a small ceremony in Alfred's garden on June 28th, 2015.

Ivan is protective on a whole other level, to the point he's held total strangers at gunpoint. One time while walking in New York, Alfred had gotten catcalled by a very rude and dirty middle-aged man. Alfred had been wearing an American flag tank top and a pair of blue jeans. Ivan asked why the man was whistling at him, and Alfred told him it was a gesture called 'catcalling' where people howl and whistle at people they think are attractive. The man then proceeded to shout things along the lines of 'smile hot stuff' and 'don't be shy' Which immediately caught Ivan's attention. Ivan put his large coat on Alfred's shoulders and proceeded to walk over, punching the man square in the face and shattering his nose.

Another time, Ivan was coming back late from the airport. He had a meeting with his boss, who was also one of the only people who knew of Alfred and Ivan's marriage. Obama and his family knew as well. When he had gotten to the home they shared, he saw a large unfamiliar van in the driveway. At first, Ivan just thought that Indiana or Kentucky got a new car. But that suspicion changed as soon as Ivan saw three large men in black come out and put an expensive vase and a few gaming consoles in the trunk. Ivan crept through the garage and snuck into their bedroom, only to find Alfred bound and beaten bloody. Ivan's blood boiled and grabbed his pipe, going to wake some of the visiting nations. Finding the intruders he shamelessly slaughtered them with the help of Sweden and Romano. Finland and Japan proceeded to patch up Alfred, and Hungary and Belarus promptly disposed of the burglars' corpses. Ivan is also protective of his kids, even if the only one that is truly his is Alaska. One time while on vacation, Cali and Florida were being harassed by a few douchey rich guys. It took America, Texas, and New York to hold Ivan back as Prussia took care of the problematic boys.

Ivan wears the mask the other nations see as a safety mechanism. He always found being scary was the only way to keep himself safe. After a rough childhood of bullying and torturous governments, Russia thought himself doomed to a life of sadness. That is until he met Alfred. Alfred wasn't afraid of Ivan's mask and treated Ivan as a friend. This prompted Ivan to fall in love with the boy, and soon enough confess his feelings. He confessed before the Civil War, to which Alfred cried and confessed his feelings in return. Needless to say, Alaska popped out a few months later. This is why Russia aided Alfred so much up until the Cold War, not only did Alfred give him love, but also a family to hold close to his heart"

Russia smiled fondly at the chapter, a genuinely happy smile. Most of the nations were still a bit shocked but showed in different ways. Italy smiled brightly and went to Russia.

"Ve! Was little bambino Alaska cute?" Italy asked cheerfully. Russia smiled brightly and nodded.

"Da! Her name is Anastasia or Ana for short. She has my hair and skin, but she has Fredka's beautiful eyes and smile. She's not very young anymore, she's about thirteen. She's the second youngest state next to Hawaii, who's eleven" Russia was glowing with pride as every word flung from his tongue. England didn't like this, he didn't like that Russia saw his son nude and took away his innocence. England had turned into one of Spain's tomatoes, which was quickly noticed by France, Canada, China, and Germany.

"Vhy don't ve take a break?!" Germany quickly said before the Britt could explode. The other's quickly nodded and France and Canada dragged England out. They both knew if England blew up now, it would be a long time with this book. They needed to calm him down before the end of the break, or Russia might not have a penis when he leaves.

Russia still had a look of awe and love in his eyes, taking out his phone and heading to the bathroom. Using his fingerprint, voice code, and numeric password he opened his secret photo album on his phone. This album was only to be accessed by him, which is why there were so many passwords. What was in this album you ask? Well, it was of Alfred. Not just plain Alfred though, it was a large album of over four hundred photos of Alfred's afterglow and sexting photos.

"Damn Fredka, I can't wait to see you again. Reading about all those memories has me fired up. It's a good thing I save every single photo of you. God dammit Fredka, you look so good in all these, it's making me crazy" Russia quickly locked the bathroom door, looking at his Fredka and dreaming of their next encounter as he released his sexual tension.