“Here we are, the heroes have finally arrived to save the hostages!”

A reporter shouted over the roaring wind.
A hero dressed up like a porcupine spun over the reporter
and yelled out a stupid one liner, nobody bothered to remember.

“Nyx! Proteus! Killer Queen! Fusilia! You will not be allowed to continue this reign of tyranny on these
innocent citizens! Prepare to be demolished!”

The weird porcupine hero turned his back to where the villains were casually standing and shouted out
profanities (that were hurriedly censored by the news editors) until several spikes grew and flew out of
his back. The villains easily dodged the spikes and Proteus, for some reason, decided to turn into a
porcupine herself.

The hero was baffled, not only from the villains dodging his spikes with ease, but because of the villain
who was rumored to have murdered countless individuals with her terrifying transformations decided to change into a porcupine. That was his thing!

“Why you—”

The porcupine hero started but quickly shut himself up when a ferocious glare was given to him from  Killer Queen over her bright pink mask.

As the hero was too distracted from not trying to poop his pants
from Killer Queen’s glare, he did not notice when Nyx picked up the little villain porcupine and threw her
at him.

His only warning was the loud screech of “oop” before he was ooped out of existence.

The reporter was shocked and could not do anything when the porcupine (Proteus) transformed back
into her human body and shouted out the sentence that started it all:

“Hey Ong!! Did you see that?!?!”

She started to run over to Nyx and wove her hand around in the air.

“I told you not to call me that,”

Nyx said while rubbing his temple.

“It’s such a stupid word.”

Proteus pouted and stuck her tongue out,

“yeah well if it’s so stupid why were you the one to say it?”

Nyx, or Ong, merely rolled his eyes and walked away from the other villain and made away with the rest
of the ALEK villain group. Proteus whined and turned into a monkey to grab the sacks of money and
casually walked away from the defenseless civilians. I mean, what could they do?

Little did the villains (beside Proteus, but you would know that later) know, that as they escaped, a whole new online tag was going around. Shocked citizens and excited heroes immediately started their research to find anyone in the area named Ong to hopefully find the secret identity of one of the members of the fiercest villain leagues.

A monkey who was strolling down the street next to Killer Queen chuckled.

Revenge.

------time skippy------
“oh god dammit,”

Nyx stomped across the ALEK hideout; towards the person he knew was at fault for this calamity.

“PROTEUS!!”

He shouted while barging into her room. Bad idea buddy, the only thing Nyx could do was stare at
Proteus, who was still a monkey, shaving her legs in a bathtub. In the middle of her room. Proteus, who
had stopped when she heard the door open, stared straight into Nyx’s eyes and slowly continued
shaving.

Nyx spluttered and shut the door with a loud bang. He turned around to walk (run) away, but right
behind him was a young boy. Nyx recognized him as one of Proteus’ disciples.

“Ah, um, Shen Yuan? Did I pronounce that right?”

The boy nodded, then stared pointedly at the door Nyx had just exited.

“Is Shizun bathing as a monkey again?”

Shen Yuan sighed out as he shook his head. Nyx was aghast.

“Again?!”

He yelped as Shen Yuan pushed past him and opened the door. Proteus was still shaving her legs in the
middle of her room.

“Shizun,”

The boy started exasperatedly.

“What have I told you about the bathtub being in your room?”

Shen Yuan put his hands on his hips and raised his eyebrow. Proteus shrank back into the suds and
whimpered

“…to not have the bathtub in my room…”

Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes and glared down at Proteus

“and what do you have in your room?”

Proteus looked ready to bolt

“…a bathtub…”

At first, Nyx was worried for his coworkers well being because of the boys terrifying stare, but then he
remembered his own strife with the shapeshifter.

Proteus sighed and shifted back to her human form, making Shen Yuan sigh even more and Nyx to turn
around. What a gentleman.

“You know that has no effect on me, shizun, you do it practically every day and never actually show any
of the good stuff.”

Nyx heard Shen Yuan say as the boy walked away from him and toward Proteus. He felt tempted to stop
the boy from going any closer, having known Proteus far longer then the disciple, but decided to let the
boy learn from his own mistakes.

It was a very wet mistake, but it was a mistake none the less, and Shen Yuan would have to suffer
through it.

Nyx eventually turned around to make sure his shapeshifting friend wasn’t drowning the
poor boy, but instead of seeing a dead child, he saw a porcupine (again with making fun of stupid heroes) sitting on top of a very wet and angry Shen Yuan’s head with a shit-eating grin.

“Rule number 69,”

Proteus chirped, neither of the two men knew what she was saying

“Don’t get wet around me”

For some reason, Nyx shivered at the last chirps coming from Proteus’ mouth thingy.

Shen Yuan eventually left for his room to get a change of clothes and a towel and left the two super
villains alone. Water sloshed as Proteus finally got out and put on some decent clothes. Her short hair
was dripping down onto the small hand towel hanging around her shoulders, but it did not matter.

“So,”

Nyx decided to introduce the reason of the visit

“Why the hell is #WhoIsOng trending on Instagram, twitter and Tumblr?”

Proteus looked suspiciously innocent.

“No reason,”

She looked away innocently

“It seems like such a strange word though; I think only a genius could think of a tag that cool.”

Nyx felt like bursting a blood vessel.

“I sincerely doubt that”

He took a deep breath as Proteus let out a witch like cackle,

“Only a genius would not doubt it.”

Just as Nyx was about to strangle Proteus to death, even though she would like that way too much, a
knock resounded from the door.

“Oh my! So many visitors today! I wonder who that could be”

Proteus said a little too excitedly

“Who is it?”

A gruff voice came from behind the door

“You’re missing class”

Was the only thing the person on the other side said before their heavy steps left.

“OH MY GOD”

Proteus shouted as she stood up in a frenzy and put on her work clothes, Nyx did not even have time to
avert his eyes before Proteus was out the door and running to class.

“BYE BYE ONG”

Nyx was left alone in Proteus’ room. Disgusting, there are probably rats in there, leave.

------Time Skippy again ------
HornHorn4Urn: Um???? What’s the tea on Ong??? Anyone found anything yet???

JASSSZZZZLOL: Yeah, weren’t the heroes doing some kinda city wide search or something?

KKLllooop3wu: My brother Ong was taken in for questioning, so they are doing something, but idk

Shipistaken: Have you heard the latest theory about it?

HornHorn4Urn: OwO

KKLllooop3wu: No, but my mom might’ve

JASSSZZZZLOL: um spill

Shipistaken: Okay so the thing is apparently Ong is a misspelled OMG that Nyx texted Proteus and
Proteus started calling him that.

JASSSZZZZLOL: I don’t believe yoe
HornHorn4Urn: Yeah that doesn’t really make sense

KKLllooop3wu has screenshotted your conversation

KKLlloop3wu: Ur dumb lol im posting this on my tumblr

JASSSZZZZLOL: same

HornHorn4Urn: I don’t got no tumblr but I got insta and twitter

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Shipistaken: ;)

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------Time Skiper------
Proteus could not help but think this is way too cool. Here she was, flying high above the clouds with the
rest of ALEK and a couple bags of money on her back. Who knew griffons were mammals?

Proteus did, that is who, and it was that piece of knowledge that made her attempt the impossible and turn herself into a giant griffon in the middle of a battle.

The only way she got the thought in the first place was because she was watching TV instead of grading
her students test papers and saw a documentary about bald eagles. It was kind of cool, but then Proteus
herself wanted to fly, so she looked up birds that are mammals and, after much digging, decided on a
griffon.

She was going to try it out in a not battle, but I mean, she was already there, so like why not.

But there was a hero who could fly nearby (shopping, apparently) who saw all the commotion and
decided to come and help.

“Oh snap is that All Might??”

Proteus cawed, and sure enough the legend himself was shooting after them. Proteus let a cry of
excitement out and immediately decided to fuck it, lets go all out and straight up speed down the
highway (as a griffon).

There was probably screams coming from the three people chilling on her back, but Proteus was just a
Griffon doing Her Best (not really).
Proteus heard a loud “Ha Ha!” from beside her and tried her best smile as a griffon.

“ALEK villain group! Please stop I have apples and they bruise really easily!”

All Might called out, but Proteus was a griffon (that decided to not) and none of the other ALEK members were Gucci enough to be able to understand human language, as their brains were practically
soup riding Proteus.

Proteus let out a caw that basically said yee I heard you, but this is too much fun and flew even faster.
All Might did not even have a chance.

-----Skipperino-----
“Y’know, Proteus, my buddy and best pal, not flying so fast you rIP MY FUCKING LEGS OFF WOULD BE
NICE.”

Proteus flinched and looked down.

“Look, Nyx, I didn’t mean to. But like at least you got some dope ass prosthetics now.”

She tried to lighten the mood, and while Nyx did agree the prosthetics were pretty dope ass, he did not
agree at the way he got them. Why does it have to be from Proteus being dumb and crashing into a
tree?

Fusilia got away with a broken arm and, well, Killer Queen is basically invincible, so that does not surprise him, but the fact Proteus only broke her claw? That is a finger, in her human form. It is literally
nothing, and here Nyx got out with no legs. This is dope ass, but not sick as hell.

“Well, it doesn’t matter anyway.”

Killer Queen entered the conversation

“Because Proteus here is having her flying privileges taken away”

Proteus gasped.

“RUDE”

She walked away and stubbed her toe on the wall.

“RUDE”

-----Time SKOP-----
“Nyx! Nyx! Over here! Can you answer a couple questions before you go?”

The reporter from last time came over. Nyx shrugged

“Why not?”

The reporter immediately went into asking questions, mainly bland ones he could answer that wouldn’t
give away his identity.

“Nyx, I have one more question, and it is one tons of viewers have been requesting for months. Why
does Proteus call you Ong?”

Nyx sighed heavily. That idiot.

“Okay, so this is gonna sound really dumb, but it was because when I was texting her and I misspelled
OMG and then she tried to quote it but by then I had edited it to Omg and she just quoted that and got
mad and said she’s gonna call me Ong as retribution.”

The reporter was stunned.

“Hey Ong! Come on, stop flirting with the reporter and help me carry this.”

Nyx rolled his eyes but walked over to where Proteus was chilling with a buttload of duck sculptures.

“This is gonna look so dope in my duck sculpture room. Did you know ducks are—”

Proteus’ voice faded off as they walked away, but the reporter stayed stuck in the same spot along with
her camera man.

“Shipistaken was right.”

Was all she muttered before passing out.

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Okay so like some context here, Proteus and Nyx are two villains in the ALEK villain group (that me and my friends made up). Its set up in the BNHA universe, but it's only about the four of us and our OC babies UwU.

Anyway, that's all.

(Me, after not posting any chapters for any of my numerous fanfics in months: *posts a random OC fic*

My readers and followers: (‘A')