1. Annoying

2. Adorable

3. Fuckable

4. Cuddley....able

5. Yew would give meh your Skittles

6. Marry....able

7. Kisseable

8. Pathetic

9. Attention Seeker

10. Loser

11. Yew want meh babies

12. Friendable

13. Silly

14. Yew would get drunk at a party wif me and wake up in a closet naked wif me c;

15. Edible

16. Loveable

17. I'd kill yew with my special edition Jeff the killer knife

18. Yew think I'll kill yew wif my Jeff the killer knife

19. Yew would run me over a bus.... twice.... "accidentally"

20. Yew would take me to warped tour.

21. Yew would piss rainbows on meh.

22. Yew would share your pumpkin pie wig me.

23. Yew would cheat on me.

24. Rapeable

25. Yew would shove a ball gag in my mouth.

26. Yew would get kinky wif me.

27. Yew would shove a battery up my nose.

29. Yew noticed I skipped 28 without having to check it after reading this.

30. Yew would let a snake bite my member so yew could suck it out and have an excuse to suck me.