Whale (Funny)

"It.is.not.my.fault."

Manolo groaned at his brother.

As soon he walks home, he knew something happened. How?, when some shit happens, Alejandro is either having sex with Funboy or he and Fernando broke something or someone. He looked over his treadmill and saw something that no one wants to see at home.

"ALEJANDRO!!"

Alejandro felled down on his chair, he ran down stairs and his brother wasn't very very happy. He scratched the back of his neck. And that well, how the two started the fight.

"Manolo, I looked and know I'm fat as a whale, but-", Alejandro was stopped.

"YOU DUMB BITCH, WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME WEIGHT!"

Alejandro backed away a bit, "So, we're both whales, then, and DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

Manolo slapped him hard, so hard that he landed on to the floor. There are signs when Manolo is angry, one: he slaps. Two:He is holding a knife. Three:He curses.

Manolo groaned at him, "You are fixing that hole and-"

Alejandro sobbed, he didn't like his younger brother to be so mad at him. He just wanted to lose some weight.

Manolo bended down and hugged him, "Look, I'm sorry."

Alejandro pushed away, "No you aren't~."

Manolo squinted his eyes on him, he sighed and began to sing Alejandro's favorite song.

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

The two brothers stood up and sat on the couch, since the two were sirens, and as they sang, a dark green gas came in the room. It was their vitamin in the basement, giving her voice to the brothers, making her body in pain.

Why'd you smile like you have told a secret
Now you are telling lies
Cause you have sworn to keep it
But no one keeps a secret
No one keeps a secret

Why when we do our darkest deeds
Do we tell?
They burn in our brains
Become a living hell
Cause everybody tells
Everybody tells

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

Look into my eyes
Now your getting sleepy
Are you hypnotize,
by secrets that your keeping
I know what you're keeping
I know what you're keeping.

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

"Alison?"
"Yes Katherine?"
"I something I want to tell you but, you have to promise not to tell anyone."
"I promise."
"Do you swear on your life?"
"I swear on my life."

You swore you never tell
You swore you never tell
You swore you never tell
You swore you never tell
Tell~

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

Got a secret, can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save?
Better lock it in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave

If I show you,
then I'll know you won't tell what I say
Cause two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead.

Yes two can keep a secret,
If one of them is dead.
Yes two can keep a secret
If one of them is dead
Yes two can keep a secret~
If one of us is dead.

As they finished, they started to giggle, laugh, and start dinner.

(Fluff or angst, doesn't matter!)

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