"I was searching around the internet.", Fernando said to his father.

Alejandro just kept on laughing, he couldn't breathed. "W-Wait, you-you-", he couldn't even finish his sentence by his wheezing. He just came back from killing, stealing a shit ton of stuff and as soon he walked into his own son's room, he found the most funniest thing ever.

"Father, stop laughing and listen to me!", Fernando said with a small laugh.

Alejandro then stopped by a pant, "Okay, Okay, I'm fine now, I'm fine, continue with your *snort* story."

Fernando cleared his throat, "I was talking to one of my white friends and he gave me three discs that had only Japanese words on it, so he told me not to watch them in front of anyone, Okay, so I thought it was some anime or some shit, but I watched the first video and I was like "Yo what the fuck?", then I saw video two and they-they-got into a motherfucking car and I was like "YOOOOOOOOOOOO!", I couldn't believe what I saw, then I saw video three, three bitches, three!, it was THREEEEE!, THREEEEE!, and then I tried to get up and my pants fell down and I tried to pull them up, then you came in!"

Alejandro was still laughing of what he was hearing, but he still listened. He didn't know to believe it or not. He finally calmed down a bit and lift his son up to his lap. "L-Look, I-I'm not mad at y-you, I-I'm just surprised that you would do such a thing!"

Fernando yelled, "BUT I HAD A VIRUS AND I DELETED IT, I'M TELLING THE TRUTH, FATHER, BELIEVE ME!"

Alejandro wheezed, "S-Stop, I-I'm gonna suffocate by y-your s-story!"

"BUT ITS THE TRUTH, BLAME THE COMPUTER, THE BITCH CAN ONLY HANDLE THREE PERCENT OF STORAGE!"

Alejandro patted his son's head, "Calm down, I-I said I don't care, j-just remember n-not to watch fucking hentai, unless you invite me."

The two were silent for a minute, then bursted out of laughter and felled down on to the bed. They couldn't control themselves, Fernando held on to his father's chest as he laughed hard.

"I-I love you father!", Fernando said as he snorted.

Alejandro laughed, but he managed to replay back, "I-I love you too, my-my little killer!"

(I got this from a video I saw on Instagram and YouTube, I was laughing so hard I fell on to the ground)