*BEEP*

Manolo: *sleeping*
Alejandro: Hey Manolo
Manolo: *sleeping*
Alejandro: Manolo!
Manolo: *groans* What?
Alejandro: Are you asleep?
Manolo:...really?

*BEEP*

Alejandro: If I fart in my wallet, does that equal gas money?
Jack: *snickering*
Lewis: The fuck is wrong with your brother?
Manolo: Don't ask

*BEEP*

Manny: Have you ever wanted to change your gender?
Alejandro: No, but sometimes I wish I have a vagina so men can easily fuck me
Brock: 0_0
Manny: The fuck is wrong with you?
Alejandro: Many things

*BEEP*

Joaquin: I feel like you are the older brother Manolo
Alejandro: And I feel like I should chop off your dick and make ya eat it
Manolo: Chill
Joaquin: *shaking*

*BEEP*

Manolo: *went to the fridge*
Alejandro: *In the fridge, eating* What?
Manolo: *closes it and walks away*

*BEEP*

Funboy: Am?
Alejandro: Yeah?
Funboy: If I was gay, would you accept me?
Alejandro: Oh of course!
Funboy: Okay Good, because I think I'm homosexual
Alejandro: *unzips pants*
Funboy: What was that?
Alejandro: The wind

*BEEP*

Azazel: *sitting down*
Alejandro: *touches his right muscular chest*
Azazel: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I want to feel your man boob
Azazel: Am, This is why Manolo moved out

*BEEP*

Arther: *looking at the waves* I love watching the waves
Alejandro: I'm in love with you Arther
Arther: *silent and runs away*
Alejandro: *chases after him and grabs him*
Arther: *screaming*

*BEEP*

Carmen: Oh I'm so happy to see you my sons!
Manolo: Hola Mama!
Alejandro: *running away*
Carmen: *confuses*
Manolo: *chases after him*

*BEEP*

Sir Daniel: So, how are you guys?
Lewis: I'm good
Manolo: Same, and how about you Am?
Alejandro: Proactiv doesn't work for black people
Sir Daniel: The fuck?
Lewis: But you're not black
Manolo: Lewis don't—
Alejandro: Oh bitch, you about to cut! *holding scissors*

*BEEP*

Papyrus: So, how's everyone enjoying their spaghetti?
Sans: It's good.
Lewis: Not bad
Alejandro: Papyrus, you should eat some, you could really use—
Jack: Oh god, Manolo, stop him—
Alejandro: Use some meat on those bones!
Sans: *snickering*
Papyrus: OH MY GOD—

*BEEP*

Alejandro: Do you ever wake in night and think what it will be like to die in a fire?
Joaquin: Who the fuck invited you here?

*BEEP*

Manolo: *sleeping*
Alejandro: *bangs with pans* I GET NO SLEEP CAUSE YA'LL
Manolo: *wakes up, pissed*
Alejandro: YA'LL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME!!!

*BEEP*

Arther: I'll be right there guys
Alejandro: Okay
Vivi: Okay Great!
Arther: Oh! Hey babe?
Vivi and Alejandro: Yeah?
Arther: *stays quiet*
Vivi: *looks at Alejandro, confused*
Alejandro: What?

*BEEP*

Alejandro: Siri, call my bf
Siri: Which one?
Asriel: The Hell?
Fernando: I KNEW IT!
Alejandro: SHUT UP!!

*BEEP*

Alejandro: *playing GTA* Oh fuck off! FUCK OFF!!!
Azazel: What happened?
Funboy: Fucking Arther got a snipper
Arther: This is my first game play ever okay!
Alejandro: That's a fucking lie, we played last night!
Arther: No we didn't! What game was it then?!
Alejandro: It's call "Cybersex" Arther
Funboy: *laughing*
Azazel: Thats not what it's called you dumb fuck!
Arther: *blushing*

*BEEP*

Alejandro: Sons, I've been meaning to tell you this, One of you is adopted
Fernando: *in shock*
Asriel: Is it Fernando?
Fernando: Fuck you
Alejandro: Asriel, you're a goat, how you would you be my son?
Asriel: Fuck you

*BEEP*

Alejandro: You know what, Fuck you!
Funboy: Fuck you!
Alejandro: Fuck you!
Funboy: Fuck you!
Alejandro: Fuck you!
Funboy: Fuck you!
Alejandro: Fuck you!
Funboy: Fuck me!
Alejandro: Fuck you?
Funboy: Fuck me hard
Alejandro: Okay—

*BEEP*

Manolo: *reading a book*
Alejandro: *holds a gun and shoots it up*
Manolo: *jumps and looks at him* THIS WHY MOM DOESN'T FREAKING LOVE YOU!
Alejandro: *laughing*

*BEEP*

Fernando: I'm going to sing a song
Alejandro: When ever you're ready
Fernando: *clears throat and screams*
Alejandro: Beautiful

*BEEP*

An:/// I was bored and decided to make some "Random Shit", yes, I know it bullshit