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Kukukukufu~ You guys will love this

3rd POV

Itachi was sitting on the couch, sipping a cup of warm tea when all of a sudden Sasuke, who quite literally, jumped in from the window. Itachi spit out his drink and dropped the cup, kunai in hand, before calming down seeing as it was only his little brother. He went to grab a towel to clean the spill, and sighed out.

"Otouto, use the door would you? That's not the reason why Naruto made that window."

Itachi picked up all of the pieces from the broken cup, noting that they should get more plastic cups, and then placed the black towel over the tea. Naruto was on a trip to Suna, and he would return either tonight or in the morning. So that means he won't see him for about another day, and Itachi was starting to miss him. No Naruto meant no love of his life, and no love of his life meant loneliness- something he was sure he got rid of.

'It's only been a week, I of all people should be able to handle not seeing him for a week.' Itachi thought to himself, and he felt Sasuke wrap his hand around his sleeve, yanking at it. He glanced at his duckbutt hairstyle, it never did change, and if something bad happens and he's the cause of it, Itachi's sure to be the cause of him going half bald.

"Tsunade needs test su- assistants, let's go!" Sasuke had managed to drag him out of the house, and Itachi frowned. 'He was going to say test subjects, why is he dragging me along? Is he trying to get revenge on me?' He pulled his sleeve away from Sasuke's grasp, and walked at his own pace. It was so slow that Sasuke started to get annoyed, a tick mark growing on his forehead.

"Tch, Hn. HnN!" Sasuke yelled at him, and Itachi's eyes widened.

'He just called me a fat turtle! There's no way I'm losing this race.'

Itachi dashed towards Tsunade's house, Sasuke trailing behind him. He heard him say "No fair!" but continued to outrun his little brother by a few feet. That's what he gets for calling him a fat turtle.

A few seconds later, they nearly smashed into Tsunade's house. Itachi made it there without much of a hassle, but Sasuke had to take a deep breath of air. They then knocked on the door 3 times, and Tsunade answered.

"I brought somebody." Sasuke told her, pushing his brother in before running away. What a great greeting for one of the legendary great Sannin.

"Nice to see you, Tsunade-san." Itachi politely spoke, dusting off his cloak, the complete opposite of Sasuke.

"Well then, nice to see you again. In my office, you will find a tube with your name on it, drink that and sit down. I need to grab a bottle of sake." Tsunade gave him vague orders, and left to go to the shop that sold her favorite sake.

Itachi took off his shoes and left them at the doorway, putting on the sandals and making his way to the basement. It was a weird place to have an office, but Tsunade said that it was quiet down there. So nobody really questioned her.

He glanced through the tubes of unfinished medicines, was he going to be a Guinea pig? In the corner, he saw a pink fluid in a tube, labeled 'I. U'.

"My initials, this one might be it." Itachi grabbed the vile, and opened it before drinking about two thirds of it. He stuck out his tongue and wrinkled his nose, it tasted horrible! Even worse than his brother's first attempt at curry!

Trying to deal with the bad taste, Tsunade arrived, shock written on her face at the tube he was holding, the cap still open.

"Itachi, that's the wrong one-!" Tsunade screamed, a light pink cloud of smoke formed, revealing Itachi- well a miniature version of him.

Tsunade stared blankly at the Itachi-child, mentally slapping herself for forgetting that there was a vile with his initials on it. A dark aura suddenly flooded the room, and Itachi spoke in a voice two pitches higher than normal. (I just imagined Itachi speaking with a chipmunk voice filter on, omg I'm dying.)

"Tsunade...care to explain?" His eyes were covered with his hair, and he was currently in his 3 year old body.

"I-I forgot to change the label for that one, but the effects only last for a day! It was supposed to make me a few years younger..." Tsunade scratched the back of her head, barely avoiding a wave of shuriken heading her way.

"What am I supposed to do like this?!" Itach yelled out in despair, hitting the floor causing it to slightly crack.

"I know what you should do, think about it as payback for the idiots."

-1 hour later-

Hinata, Neji, Shikamaru, Ino, Sasuke, Kiba, Lee, Kakashi, and Kuro stared in disbelief at the sight in front of them. Itachi was sitting in front of them wearing some adorable clothes, with one of those baby silencing things in his mouth.

"N-Nii-san?" Sasuke bent down and poked his cheek, jumping when he started bawling.

"UWAAAAA" Itachi tried to hard to not let this damage his pride, but his plan was to make this group suffer before turning back, and that was worth more than some petty pride.

"W-What do we do?! Hinata, Kiba, Ino, you have children, do something!" Sasuke jumped again when Itachi wailed even louder.

"Akamaru is not a child!" Kiba retorted, crossing his arms. Akamaru was currently injured, so he had to stay at his house.

"Well, is there a bottle somewhere? Maybe he's hungry." Hinata asked, and Itachi paled. He doesn't want to try that filthy food, he kinda wished Naruto was here, he was one of the only ones who knew his favorite foods.

"No! Look, he looks like he's seen a ghost. Let's put him to sleep." Ino went to pick him up, but placed him back on the ground when he let out a high pitched screech.

"Why don't we play catch? He can be the ball, I can toss him to the lake." Kiba was about to pick him up, but missed by an inch after Kuro attempted to pluck out his eyes.

"Then let's just babysit him until Naruto gets back, it shouldn't be too hard. There's 8, or rather 9 of us and 1 one him, it should be fine. Plus, he seems to be the type to be calm and controlled," Oh, how wrong Shikamaru was.

-literally 3 minutes later-

"MY BOOK COLLECTION!! IT'S ON FIRE!!" Kakashi yelled, attempting to put out the mini fire. Itachi smirked, and crawled around to Lee

"Oh? What's this? DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING YOUTHFUL?" Lee sprung up and picked him up.

"You're only a baby, so only 50 push ups. GO!" Lee gave hims a thumbs up, and went to do a few thousand of them himself while cheering the toddler on. Itachi felt as if his whole body was on fire, and after the 10th one, he dropped to the ground.

"Lee! He's just 3 years old!" Neji scolded, picking him up and putting him in the crib, but just as quickly went to take him out after watching him slam his fragile head on the bars multiple times.

"WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Itachi held his head, and was taken from Neji's arms to Ino's.

"Oi! Neji! Why did you let him hurt himself?!" Ino yelled, tossing him the bucket of water that was originally for Kakashi.

"He's the one who slammed his head on the bars!"

"KIBA, IF YOU CAN NOT DO 200 LAPS, THEN I WILL DO 1000 SQUATS!"

"What the hell?"

Hinata slapped his head.

"Ouch! What was that for, Hina?"

"You can't curse in front of a toddler, let's go get some baby food." Hinata dragged him by his arm, and went to buy some food knowing that he would get hungry soon.

"THIS IS MY HOUSE, WHY ARE YOU BURNING THE FLOOR?!" Kakashi dunked Itachi in water, extinguishing the flames he was trying to make. He then took him out and dunked the whole bucket on the floor, watching everything get soaked by the carpet in more despair. That carpet was hand made by Naruto for his wedding gift, it was one of a kind AND beautiful.

"WAAAAAAH AHHHHHHH WAAA!!!"

"What's going on? I'm trying to sleep, troublesome idiots." Shikamaru rolled on Kakashi's couch, dodging a tomato.

"Hey, what was that for?" He looked at Sasuke who was holding a knife and tomatoes, not a very good combination.

"Nii-san hates steak, we're making him that for dinner. Get up, don't make me get him." Sasuke threatened, forgetting to tell Hinata that steak was Itachi's 'favorite' food and that he wants to eat it for dinner.

"Troublesome ring-less man." Now that was a low move, he barely dodged the knife that lodged into the couch a few centimeters above his head.

"THE COUCH!" Kakashi yelped, trying to calm down a Itachi bawling his eyes out and having a tantrum.

"It should've hit you, I wanted to bring Hinata but she's already at the main market, get up, Choji's invited for BBQ next week and you're going to pay now."

Everybody suddenly felt as if there was another fire, and they all simultaneously looked at Itachi. There was a eternal Magekyou Sharingan circling, and a mini Amaterasu a few inches away from him.

"S***" Somebody said, and after feeling hell they contained it in a seal made by Naruro for emergencies. He's really useful for these kinds of things.

"WAAAA AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Itachi screamed again, the village must've thought that somebody was getting murdered or something by now.

"I'm out." Sasuke went to leave when the door opened, and Hinata and Kiba appeared with some food. Good, there was some steak.

"I'm making curry for everybody." Hinata went to the kitchen, and Sasuke decided to walk in as well.

"AHHHHHHHHHH FUFUFU POOOSMH" Itachi went on, and the chaos continues.

"Holy- NO! DON'T! I HAVE TOYS! STOP! PUT THAT DOWN!" - Kakashi's senior quote

"Put the Kunai down Itachi!"- Neji

"Where did he get that?!"- Ino

"I feel death welcoming me."- Kiba

"Troublesome CHILD put that thing DOWN! - do I even need to say?

"HOW YOUTHFUL, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!" - you know who

"Well, at least it's not his katana." -Sasuke

"SQUAKKKK!"-Kuro

"Itachi-kun, please play with some of those toys instead."-Hinata

This is the moment where Iruka stepped in through the door, and instantly froze at the scene.

Shikamaru standing on the couch holding his head with a look of fear.

Lee was doing a handstand on the table shouting.

Sasuke was holding a knife while munching on a tomato, completely unaffected.

Hinata was holding some children's toys on the ground trying to act nice.

Kiba made his own coffin out of parts of the couch and laid in it.

Kakashi looks ready to pass out.

Ino was searching for any other weapons with Neji, a lo k of fear etched on their faces.

Kuro was squeaking for the first time ever and she stood on Hinata's head.

And most surprising, a toddler Itachi holding a kunai causing all of this.

"Umm, honey, what's going on?" Iruka asked, and Kakashi looked over.

"Everything.....couch....fire...hell....books....carpet"

He sighed, and picked up Itachi, yanked the kunai out of his hands for fully, and noticed that Itachi was about to cry.

"Listen, ya brat! You're in MY house, so you're going to follow MY rules! And that means no sharp objects until you're 6 years old! Go sit in the corner while I go get your loving husband!" Iruka put him down in the corner, and left to get Naruto. And guess what happened the moment he left.

"WAAAAAA AHHHHHHHH WAAAAA AIUAYWJOWIWHSGNAO!!!" Itachi let out his final screams, and probably ruined everybody's ears.

"How does a Itachi out of all people have such a high voice?" Neji cringed slightly as he pressed his ears with his hands, attempting to drown out the horrid noise.

"What?"

"Can't hear you."

"Speak louder troublesome idiots."

"Can you repeat that."

"THE YOUTHFULNESS HAD DRAINED FROM MY EARS."

"Lee, your ears are not burned to ashes yet."

"WHAT?"

"Huh?"

"Hah?"

"Speak up!"

"I think my ears are bleeding." Kiba's increased hearing was definitely a downside.

"What did you say?"

"What? I said my ears are bleeding!"

"You're moving your hearing?"

"I'm bleeding!"

"Of course you're kneeling, you're on your knees!"

"BLOOD!"

"A flood?"

They all turned their heads towards the door, and in came their savior holding his own ears in his hands.

"My ears....I heard that from the house, is everybody ok?" Naruto's long white hair sparked hope in the 9 of them, well, nobody knows if Kuro is still alive. She was on the floor, her leg twitching while she was passed out.

"What did you say?" Neji asked, and was poked in the face by Naruto's finger. He could suddenly hear clearly again.

"Sorry, I just got back, I'm a little tired right now. Help me get everybody on the couch." Neji quickly went to work, dragging and tossing everybody on the couch, making it slightly easier to get the job done. Kiba was first, since Naruto knew he was the one with the most damaged ears.

He went to poke his face like he did with Neji, and waited slightly to see if it worked. When Kiba brightened slightly, he went on to heal the other 7 people.

-10 minutes later-

"Bye! I'll see you guys later!" Naruto held Itachi in his arms, and everybody else waved or yelled a goodbye.

"I'll see you later, Naruto!" Iruka was making a nearly passed out Kakashi wave, and Naruto laughed.

As he left, Itachi took this chance to notice how tired Naruto actually looked. He had bags under his eyes, and his hair was slightly messy. His eyes seemed a little unfocused, and Itachi figured that he hadn't been sleeping well during his week long trip to Suna. He was going to ask about it when he turned back into his normal form. He looked up at Naruto when he suddenly stopped, and noticed his eyes reflecting the bright sunset in the distance.

"So pretty." He barely heard him mumble, and he started to move again.

When they arrived at their house, Naruto left Itachi on the bed, and the collapsed onto it, taking in a deep breath. He didn't notice the purple puff of smoke when Itachi turned back into his regular form, but he felt the sudden weight on the bed. He turned around to see Itachi wearing what he wore this morning, and spoke silently and softly.

"Ita-Ita...I missed you." He snuggled into his chest, about to pass out.

"I did too." Itachi managed to pull him off his chest, and leaned in to kiss him. His lips were as soft as always, and it lasted for another few seconds until they broke apart. He stared into Naruto's dazed light grey eyes, and smiled. He hugged Naruto tightly, kissing his shoulder and then his neck a few times.

"Mhmm. What are you doing, Ita-Ita?" Naruto snuggled into his chest again, breathing in his familiar scent.

"Nothing~. How was the trip, angel?" Itachi cuddled with him, playing with his hair.

"Tiring, Konoha's trying to get their last four Uchiha back, but I've been fighting."

"That does seem tiring, did they win?"

"No, me and Panda-chan did. But, Konoha put the seal on me to stop my fast healing for some reason. It'll come off tomorrow by itself, if not I'll just burn it with my chakra." Naruto's drowsy voice shows some signs of happiness, and he pecked Itachi on the cheek, and Itachi blushed slightly. He pulled the blanket on themselves, kissing Naruto deeply once, licking his lips afterwards.

"How about I come accompany you the next time they want to pick a fight with us? They'll know that we want to stay here if I do come."

"Mm." He took that as a yes, and they slept together for the rest of the night. His hands occasionally brushing Naruto's hair a few times subconsciously.

-the next morning-

Naruto got up late today, which was good according to Itachi, and went to the bathroom. As he started combing his hair and untangling it, he noticed a few red, small bruises on his neck, and one barely peeking above his shirt. He pulled it down slightly, and he saw a few more of them on his shoulder, and one on his collarbone.

"What's this?" He poked at it a few times.

Itachi walked in, and pushed a bright red. He saw Naruto holding some of his silky hair with with his hand, his shirt pulled down showing a lot of his milky white porcelain skin, and he was showing all of his hickeys. And damn did it look sexy.

"U-Uh." He couldn't talk, and Naruto looked over at him.

"Ita-Ita, did you do this?" He questioned, and Itachi looked away slightly.

"I made breakfast, why don't you eat. Your must be hungry." He turned away, and Naruto smiled.

"Thanks, Ita-Ita! I'll go eat now, are you going to?"

"I will, I'm going to use the bathroom for a moment first."

"Ok then, thank you for the food."

Naruto walked out, and heard the door close and lock. Strange, they usually don't bother to close or even lock the door. When he opened the door, he found a sea of sunny side up eggs on plates scattered around the floor.

"E-Eh?" He stared at the sea, and saw a hawk with a note attached to it labeled 'Naruto' standing on the window.

He carefully made his way to it, by walking on the ceiling, and took the note, watching as it flew away. This was the reason he had that window, Sasuke.

He opened the note and scanned the letter, cocking his head to the side slightly. It read,

Don't worry, it happened to me once. It's kind of a phase, make sure to eat the one nicely presented on the table. Just so you know, Nii-san robbed the chickens in our farm of their eggs for you this morning. Wish you luck,

Sasuke

He smiled, and went over to the table, noticing two eggs on it along with a matcha smoothie for Naruto, and a fruity one for Itachi. He saw some grapes and two apples, and laughed.

"So sweet, I guess these eggs will be for the garden."