Okay, the Pilot episode....

Yeah I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to do the whole thing.....

Enjoy anyways.
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Tom Trench: WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!

Charlie and Katie Killjoy can be seen trying to duke it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background with Trench entering the scene, covered in flames......great start!

But on the battlefield that may or may not have had an effect on Charlie's fight....two familiar friends could be seen having fun amidst the chaos around them.

Cherri: Glad you haven't changed! You know you're my favorite guy to party with!

Angel: You know it, sugar tits!

Cherri takes out one last bomb while Angel whips out a Thompson Gun.

Cherri: You ready to finish this?

Angel: Born ready, baby!

Angel and Cherri pounce onto their enemy, the great Sir Pentious, whose Egg army was prepared to clash with Pentious' Ops.

Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. The camera shows all the characters present, screaming as the scene turns silent.

[Skipping ahead to save time]

About an hour passes as Charlie was back at her hotel, saddened by her failure to promote her project.

Charlie: [Sighs] Hey, Mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy....really busy....but, um, the interview didn't go well. And...I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference 

Charlie starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face.

Charlie: I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, Mom. I....I think Dad was right about me....ahah....anyway....I'll stop talking before this gets long. Love you, bye...

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie.

She contemplates on whether or not to open the door but decides to open it anyway. A mysterious figure can be seen standing before her and Charlie, knowing who he is, reacts with extreme shock.

Alastor: Hello-! [Gets door slammed in front of him]

Charlie looks to the side for a brief moment before opening the door again.

Alastor: -o!

Charlie slams the door in front of his face once more.

Charlie: Hey, Vaggie?

Vaggie: Whaaaat?

Charlie: The Radio Demon is at the door!

Vaggie: What?!

Alastor: You think that went well?

Blue:...M-Maybe? ._.

Angel: Uh....who?

Charlie: What should I do?!

Vaggie: Uh, well- Don't let him in!

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastor.

Alastor: May I speak now?

Charlie: You may…

Alastor: Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart!

Alastor reaches behind him and drags out a familiar Innocent Boy.

Alastor: And this is my Loyal Right Hand, Blue!

Blue: Hello! :D

Charlie: Um...hey!

Alastor pulls Charlie towards him and lets himself in.

Alastor: Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Hahahahaha....sooo many orphans...

Blue: Not again ._.

Vaggie comes out of nowhere and holds a harpoon towards Alastor's chest.

Vaggie: Stop right there, cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy talk show shitlord! Or your.....whatever this boy is! A slave? A personal killer? How many has he killed for you to employ him?

Alastor: Haha....none!

Vaggie: Wait....what?

Blue: I have killed no one! :D

Charlie: Aww, he is so cute!

Vaggie: B-But....why is he with you?

Alastor: Don't worry about that, dear. But back onto your accusation....

Alastor uses his finger to move the harpoon away.

Alastor: If I wanted to hurt anyone here...

Alastor then turns into his full demon form.

Alastor: I would've done so already...

Charlie: ._.

Vaggie: ._.

Blue: Oooo....very scary.

Alastor: No! I'm here because I want to help!

Charlie: Say what, now?

Alastor: Help! Hahaha, hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing!

Alastor's Mic: [Opens Eye] Well, I heard you loud and clear!

Charlie: Um, you want to help? With...?

Alastor: This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it.

Charlie Buuut....why?

Alastor: Hahaha, why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! Hahaha!

Blue: In other words, he has found something to make him move

Alastor: Quiet

Blue: Okay ;_;

Charlie: Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?

Blue: Wait what-?

Vaggie: Long story

Alastor: Hahaha! It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment.

Charlie: So, does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?

Alastor: Hahahahaha! Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, no. I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners!

Alastor looks over Vaggie who is offended and Angel, who just shrugs.

Alastor; The chance given was the life they lived before, the punishment is this!

Alastor puts his arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell.

Alastor: There is no undoing what is done!

Charlie: So, then. Why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?

Alastor: Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself!

Alastor pulls Charlie close to him and twirls her.

Alastor: I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!

Charlie: Riiiight.

Alastor: Yes, indeed!

Alastor grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen.

Alastor: I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I? 

Angel: Uh, so....uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?

Vaggie: Wait, you've never heard of him before? You've been here longer than me!

Angel....just shrugs cluelessly.

Vaggie: The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?

Angel: Eh, not big on politics.

Vaggie: Ugh! Decades ago, Alastor manifested in Hell seemingly overnight.

The sene changes to a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastor.

Vaggie: He began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before. Then, he broadcast his carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness his ability. Sinners started calling him....

"The Radio Demon"

(Blue: Oooooooooo)

Vaggie: Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled him to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure....he's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!

Angel: Ya done? Haha, he looks like a strawberry pimp.

Vaggie: Well, I don't trust him!

Angel: To be fair, do you trust any man? Any men? Men? What about that kid over there, he's on the younger side, you think he's a domestic terrorist?

Vaggie: Absolutely not, but that would explain why he has him.

Vaggie walks over to Charlie and grabs her by the shoulder.

Vaggie: Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! He isn't just a happy face! He's a deal-maker! Pure evil! He can't be redeemed! And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do!

Charlie: I...[Sighs] We don't know that! Look, I know he's bad, and I know he probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!

Alastor and Blue inspect a portrait of the royal family.

Blue: Why is he shorter?

Alastor: Who knows? Maybe he was cursed that way

Blue: Don't you mean born?

Alastor: I meant what I said

Blue: Oh ._.

Charlie: To have faith things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't, it goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in.

Charlie puts her hands on Vaggie's shoulders.

Charlie: Just....trust me. I can take care of myself!

Vaggie: Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with him!

Alastor makes a gesture with his hand, seemingly focusing on Vaggie.

Charlie: Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my dad! "You don't take shit from other demons!"

Charlie walks off to where Alastor and Blue were.

Charlie: Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke.

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastor which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastor.

Charlie: But, I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So, I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no....tricks or voodoo strings attached.

Alastor rolls his eyes at that last statement.

Alastor: So, it's a deal, then?

He twirls his mic staff and presents his hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie: Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm...As Princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire.

A howling wolf can be heard in the background as Charlie looks over to Vaggie for approval.

Charlie: Sound fair?

Alastor: Hmm...what do you think my Right Hand Man?

Blue: It's good for both sides so....I think we should accept!

Alastor:....Fair enough!

Charlie: [Sighs] Cool beans.

Alastor: Hmm hm hmm hmm...

Alastor continues to hum while looking around as he stops in front of Vaggie.

Alastor: Smile, my dear! You know you're never fully dressed without one!

Alastor walks away as he continues humming, with Blue walking by his side.

Alastor: So where is your hotel staff?

Charlie: Uh, well-

Alastor: Ohohoho, you're going to need more than that.

Alastor walks towards Angel Dust.

Alastor: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?

Angel: I can suck your dick!

Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastor tries to process what he was just offered.

Alastor: HAH! No.

Angel: Your loss.

Blue: Suck your duck? You have a duck?

Alastor: No, anyways, this just won't do! I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up.

At the snap of his finger, a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the trio behind him.

Niffty poofs off the soot from her body.

Alastor: This little darling is Niffty!

Niffty drops to the floor, unaffected.

Niffty: Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! Why're you all women? Are there any men here?! I'm sorry, that's rude. Oooh, man! This place is filthy! It really needs a lady's touch!

Niffty grabs a spider and crushes it.

Niffty: Which is weird because you're all ladies, no offense.

Niffty stares offscreen as she takes out a feather duster.

Niffty: Oh, my gosh! This is awful! 

She starts to speed clean throughout the hotel.

Niffty: Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

Then she spots a cockroach and stabs it with a sewing pin.

Niffty: Nope!

The five stare at Niffty, who looks around and.....spots Blue.

Niffty: Blue!

Blue: Oh no ._.

Niffty jumps on Blue's face in excitement.

Niffty: You're here! Which is weird because I thought it was only Women here-!

Blue: Y...Yeah, good to see you again Niffty ^_^

Then a voice coming from an unknown cat demon can be heard nearby. It was Husk, who lays his cards down the table.

Husk: Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- 

Demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily.

Husk: -tel? What the fuck is this?

Husk looks around and spots Alastor, eliciting an angry purr as he points at him.

Husk: You!

Alastor: Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!

Husk: Don't you "Husker" me, you son of a bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot!

Alastor: Good to see you too!

Husk: What the hell do you want with me this time...?

Alastor: My friend, I am doing some charity work so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!

Husk: Are you shittin' me?!

Alastor: Hmm...no, I don't think so!

Husk: You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!

Alastor: Maybe!

Husk: I ain't doing no fucking charity job.

Alastor: Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! With your charming smile and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend...

Alastor walks over to the bar, revealing the soles of his shoes to have deer prints.

Alastor: I can make this more welcoming!..If you wish.

Then he makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere.

Husk:.....What? You think you can buy me with a wink [Winks Sarcastically] and some cheap booze?!

Husk grabs the booze and looks at it....

Husk: Well, you can!

And then he downs the drink.

Vaggie: Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth…brothel…man cave!

Angel launches himself at Vaggie from somewhere off screen.

Angel: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We are keeping this!

Blue: Oh! Can I drink?

Alastor: Haha, sorry my boy, but Alcohol is not for you

Blue: Oh right....anything nice then?

Alastor: Later, I'll get you what you desire

Angel turns his attention to Husk, with the idea to flirt with him.

Angel: Hey~

Husk: Go fuck yourself.

Angel Dust: Only if you watch me!

Charlie: Oh, my gosh! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here!

Husk: I lost the ability to love years ago.

Alastor: So, whaddaya think?

Charlie: This is amazing!

Vaggie: It's....okay.

Alastor: [Reels The Two Close to Him] Hahaha! This is going to be very entertaining!

He then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it to the hotel ceiling just so he could distract Charlie fast enough for him to shove Vaggie offscreen.

He dresses himself in a tux and matching top hat, then he dresses up Charlie with an outfit from his Era.

Alastor: ♫ You have a dream! You wish to tell! And it's just laughable. But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull. Then he catches Charlie by the hand as they both tap dance together

Alastor: ♫ 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! ♫

The two slide down the railing of the stairs.

Alastor: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! ♫

Then he dresses the rest of the Hotel Staff, with Blue wearing a suit.

Blue: So this is what they call drip.

Alastor: Take it boys!

Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie who is having too much fun. Alastor pulls her in with him and the others as his shadow demons surround them.

Shadow Demons: Boo!

Alastor: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! ♫

He puts a hat and fur on Vaggie and slaps her butt. She throws the accessories to the floor, glaring after him.

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastor: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! ♫

He kicks off a skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off.

Alastor: ♫ And show these simpletons some proper class and style! ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastor: ♫ Oh! Here below the ground I'm sure your plan is sound! ♫

Alastor holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl while he makes Blue do it with Vaggie. Blue didn't know what was happening, but he enjoyed it.

Vaggie didn't like this, but as soon as she felt Blue's hands on hers, she could....feel him....almost understand him. And she knew....that Blue was a good person.

Then, Alastor grabs Blue and makes him twirl around with Charlie. The two demons looked like they were having fun, especially Blue. For reasons unknown, he hasn't really experienced much in his life.

But that's a story for another time.

Alastor: They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho-

The hotel door explodes, ending the music and knocking Niffty offscreen. Charlie, Alastor, Blue, Angel Dust, and Vaggie look outside.

Sir Pentious' war ship has made an appearance outside the hotel.

Pentious: Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Alastor!

Alastor: Do I know you? Do you know him, Right Hand?

Blue: I don't

Pentious: Oh, yes you do! And this time, I have the element of SURPRISE! Ahaha! I'm so evil!

Pentious pulls a lever, but with a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Sir Pentious' ship while he is inside.

Alastor can then be seen finishing it off as he clenches his fist with a few drops of blood dripping off his hand. Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror.

Blue:

Alastor:..Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My Mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya.

Blue: Really?

Alastor: Yes, in fact, it nearly killed her! Hahaha! You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now...

Alastor uses his magic for the last time today to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

Alastor:....Stay tuned. Hahaha...!

Husk: Hey, Alastor, can we talk? Just me and you?

Alastor stops and ushers the others inside of the hotel, while himself and Husk were outside.

Alastor: Yes, Husker?

Husk:.....Who's the kid?

Alastor: Ah right, you haven't been introduced to him. His name is Blue, and he is my....Right Hand Man.

Husk: Right Hand? Where the hell did you find him?

Alastor: Don't worry about that, just know that he is one of us

Husk: Yeah Yeah, but what's your game here? Especially with him? He doesn't seem....useful to you

Alastor: Oh trust me on this one Husk, he is....very useful to me.

Alastor laughs and walks inside while Husk was confused, but he was already drunk, so he didn't care much right now......but soon....he will start to be more concerned......
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Okay, and that's the pilot wrapped up.

Some of you wanted it after all.

And you know the story from here.

When will Season 2 start?

I don't know! Maybe this year.

Next....is another prequel Chapter, and it will be about how Blue and Alastor meet.

And then I'll do some Non Canon Chapters that will take place after Season 1.

I will see you then!

Oh yeah, I'm not well right now, Chest Infection and that.

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