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The episode opens up to panning shots of four monitors. The first shows Blitzo and Moxxie out Martha's house, Moxxie then pushes Blitzo's gun causing him to shoot in the wrong direction.

The second shows Blue killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Moxxie......umm, so they were French-kissing while swinging on a rope in C.H.E.R.U.B.

The fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitzo. He was caught choking on the boba pearls of his drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitzo.

Agent One: Right there! This was the first sighting.

Agent Two: They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?

Agent One: They always attack at random, aaaall over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!

A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds.

Agent Two makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitzo, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. He looks around suspiciously.

Agent Two: Ahhh, well....that's convenient.

Blitzo was outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.

Blitzo: Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen.

Blitzo slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at his predicament, then walks away.

Moxxie: Pardon my words, sir, but you're currently being the loudest.

Blitzo jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash, he has an old newspaper on his forehead, a half eaten lollipop stuck to the side of his head, a scrap of paper on his horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it.

Oh yeah, and a used condom on his index finger, the same finger he uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.

Blitzo: [Softly] I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!

Moxxie steps away from his boss for a short moment, likely grossed out from Blitzo's condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Loona is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie.

Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitzo, barely missing a net being shot their way.

Blitzo: GET DOWN!

The Agents had arrived, with Agent One cocking his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitzo looks behind him and sees Agent Two jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.

Blitzo: LOONA! CLOSE IT!

Millie: Wait, no!

She tries to run through the portal before it closes, but fails. Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to anger, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitzo hides.

He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart. Moxxie stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.

Blitzo: MOXXIE!

With quick thinking, Blitzo grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can he was hiding behind, and runs away. He smacks Agent Two in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.

Moxxie: [Slurred] I smell.....colors...

Blitzo eventually reaches a dead end, the agents waste no time in cornering him, so Blitzo raises his gun, ready to fight.

Blitzo: Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!

Blitzo and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzo is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted.

Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzo's grip and Blitzo is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzo's eyes.

Agent One: [Chuckles] I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!

Agent Two: Super badass!

Soon enough, Blitzo passes out, his fate being decided by the humans.

Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, with tears in her eyes and as she began to make vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.

Millie: SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!

Millie wails with her head and hands on the floor. Loona stands behind her with Stolas' Grimoire in her hands, looking concerned.

Loona: You, uh...You okay, there?

Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona into dropping the Grimoire and holding her hands up defensively.

Millie: What're you doing sitting there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!

Loona: Blitzo was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-

Consumed by rage and worry for her husband and boss, Millie grabs Loona by her shirt and yanks her down to face level.

Millie: Open the fucking portal, now!

Loona: Hold up, we should get help. Do you have Blue's number?

Millie: Y....Yes I do

Millie takes out her phone and looks for Blue's number....but what was the Demon boy doing?
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Blue's POV
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[Earlier That Day]

Charlie: Okay put it down.....there

Blue: Here?

Charlie: Yes, perfect

Today, I was helping Charlie sort out some new decorations that she ordered. While I was doing that, Angel and Husk were busy drinking, and Niffty started to kill some bugs again.....

I always wondered why she does it...

Vaggie: That looks good, what do you think?

Charlie: It's amazing!

Pentious: I agree! This is marvelousss!

Angel: Eh, could have some erotic shit on them

Husk: Yeah no

Vaggie: Absolutely not

Blue: Is that all of them?

Charlie: Yep, oh no! I forgot something at Euston's Decorations!

Vaggie: I'll go get it

Blue: Actually, I'll do it

Vaggie: You sure?

Blue: Come on, what's the worst that would happen to me? Some demon decides to jump me? I got my weapon, and the hands. Plus I'm jump resistant.

Charlie: Okay, just pick up the banners, It's already paid for

Blue: Say less

I leave the Hazbin Hotel and head into Pentagram City, I walked down the chaos induced roads and avoided any turf wars or fights in general. I get the banners that Charlie wanted and was ready to head back.

But then, I felt the presence of a higher ranked Demon approaching me.

And there were two of them.

???: Well well well, look at what we have here.

??? 2: It's Alastor's pet!

I look behind me and saw two identical looking demons, and knew that they were Overlords.

Blue: And....you are?

Valerie: The name is Valerie, and this is my younger twin Velvet. I'm surprised you didn't know who we are

Blue: S-Should I?

Velvet: Of course! We're overlords, and we make up half of the Vees!

Blue: Oooooooh! Now I know

Valerie: Good, so you're the kid that Alastor has under his control

Blue: U-Uhh I wouldn't say control

Velvet: He totally has you on a leash!

Blue: Nah, I have some freedom

Valerie: Who cares, you're still under his binding. Now tell me....what makes you so special?

Blue: S-Special? I'm....not special

Valerie: Yeah sure, it's not like every random demon would just threaten Valentino and walk away alive

Blue: Wait, you knew about that?

Velvet: Of course we did! We are friends with Val, and he wasn't happy. "I swear, the next time I see Alastor's little bitch boy, I'm going to fuck him! And then use him for my studio!"

Blue: H-He is going to what?

Valerie: Ignore that, I want to know what is locked inside of you...now!

Blue: Locked inside of me? You mean my heart?

Valerie: No! Your power!

Blue: I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about

Velvet: Oh, you've got some insane power locked inside of you! And it makes you dangerous!

Blue: Power? I-I am still confused

Alastor: I am as well, my Right Hand. What could my fellow Overlord friend be talking about

Out of nowhere, Alastor has appeared behind me with his hand placed on my shoulder. He was smiling as always, and looked right at the Twins.

Valerie: Alastor.....

Alastor: Hello Valerie, Velvet. How are the two of you doing on this fine day?

Velvet: Great!

Valerie: I'm fucking conflicted, because this little shit is a mystery!

Alastor: I don't know what you're talking about, he is just an above average Demon that works for me.

Valerie: Don't fucking lie to me!

Alastor: No need to be so worked over, you're an Overlord! Now Blue, don't you have places to be?

Blue: Oh right! Bye you two!

Velvet: Wait! Do you have a phone?

Blue: Yes? Why?

Velvet: Show me

I tilt my head in confusion before taking out my phone, in the blink of an eye, Velvet had grabbed my phone and exchanged numbers before giving my phone back.

Blue: H.....How did you?

Velvet: Don't worry about it, now get going you. I might text you later on!

Valerie: No Velvet, we're meant to get more answers from him!

Alastor: No can do Valerie....go on Blue

Blue: Yes boss!
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3rd POV
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Blue walks away from the three Overlords and heads back to the Hazbin Hotel, Valerie glares at Alastor who returns with a smirk.

Velvet: He is very nice

Valerie: Yeah, despite us being some of the most terrifying individuals in Hell, he wasn't scared and even said goodbye.

Alastor: Blue is a rather interesting boy, don't you agree?

Valerie: Of course I do, which is why you're going to explain some shit!

Alastor: Like what?

Valerie: Why doesn't he know about his power?!

Alastor: And why do you care?

Velvet: Because you said he was stronger than all of us?

Alastor: Oh right, I did say that, haha.

Valerie: Go on then, spill it out. Why hide it from him?

Alastor: It's up to me, whether he knows or not.

Valerie: And how long are you going to keep it a secret from him?

Alastor: Who knows? Now, I've got places to be....good day!

Alastor leaves the two, with Valerie not satisfied at all with what she got, she also leaves with her sister following her. Valerie wanted answers and knew she wasn't going to get any, especially since Blue didn't know anything about this.

Velvet, on the other hand, was happy that she got his number. He was cute and probably a decent person to talk to, he would be great for her experiments!

Back at the Hazbin Hotel, Blue had given the banners to Charlie, but then received a call from Millie.

He answers it, wondering what she could need.

Blue: Hello Millie

Millie: Blue! Hey! Are you free?

Blue: Y....Yes, I am. What's wrong? You sound shooketh

Millie: Okay, meet me and Loona at IMP. Blitzo and Moxxie were abducted by humans in suits

Blue: What?! Alright, I'll be there

Blue ends the call and lets Charlie know that he will be gone for a moment. He leaves for Imp City, and finds Loona and Millie gearing up for a rescue mission.

Blue: Is it true then?

Loona: Yeah, I had to close the portal, but we're going back in

Blue: Alright, let's ball, no time to waste

Loona zips a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle. Blue made sure his sword was good, despite it never getting damaged.

Loona transforms to her human form, and the portal opens again, Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through.

Blue jumps through and looks around with his eyes, he spotted two guards armed with naginata, standing outside the entrance with four security cameras looming over their heads.

Blue, Millie and Loona peek around the side of the building, looking for a way to sneak in.

Millie: This where they ended up?

Loona: I think so. Fuck, this looks intense. How are we gonna get in?

Blue: I could always run into the wall-

Millie sees a small vent over their heads and points at it.

Millie: Lift me up to that vent!

Loona raises her hand and Millie climbs up, opens the vent and crawls inside, she opens the side door from inside the building and lets Blue and Loona in.

They sneak through the halls trying to find Moxxie and Blitzo, completely unaware that an unnamed guard can see them on the surveillance camera.

The guard spits out his coffee in surprise, unintentionally soaking another guard, and sounds an alarm to alert the other guards of the trespassers.

Loona screeches to a halt as a bunch of agents holding several Japanese melee weapons. An agent holding a naginata runs toward Loona and Millie, he swings it at them and the girls duck, avoiding the blade.

Blue intercepts and kicks the agent into a wall, leaving him out cold.

Blue: You want to run the ones? Okay then! You're about to find out why they call me the Opp Stoppa!

Blue didn't even need to take out his sword as he runs in with his hands only, performing powerful and deadly combos and takedowns on any Agent. Loona jumps and swings the axe, chopping off an agent's leg while Millie shoots him twice with twin pistols.

Loona throws the axe at another agent's face where it sticks. Millie climbs the agent's body and removes the axe from his head, jumps to avoid yet another guard's katana swing, then chops the katana-wielding agent in two vertically.

Loona runs into an agent with twin nunchaku and attempts to split kick him, but he avoids it. She then rolls back and jumps to avoid his strikes. An agent swings his kusarigama at Loona but Loona ducks low to the ground, allowing the nunchaku guy to be decapitated instead.

Blue takes advantage of the bamboozled agent who accidentally offed his fellow agent, and knocked him out. Loona grabs Millie who then grabs the axe from the floor, running towards another set of three agents inside a large doorway.

One agent hits a button attempting to stop the girls by closing the blast door on them. The other two reveal their shuriken and proceed to throw them at the girls, though they miss entirely.

Millie: Throw me!

Loona throws Millie, and she holds her axe in front of her, Millie flies toward the group of agents, landing with a roll just as the blast door labeled "CAUTION BLAST DANGER" closes behind her.

Screams of agony can be heard as Millie slaughters them off-screen. The blast door opens back up to show Millie surrounded by dismembered corpses and blood splattered on the walls and ceiling.

Loona: Damn! You're pretty agile for an old lady!

Millie: I'm, like, five years older than you.

Blue: Oh so you're really young then

Millie: Thank you Blue, why can't you be as nice as him, Loona?

Loona: Because it suits him more

Blue: Oh look, a keypad

Blue, Millie and Loona walk up to a three by four 12-digit keypad, and Millie sees that the 1 button is the only one that shows any wear, while the other buttons are untouched.

Millie: Try 1.

Loona presses 1 five times, and the door slides open, revealing a reception desk. The three look to each other in affirmation and run inside, Millie vaults over the desk as the door slams shut behind them.

As the three traversed through the base, Blitzo and Moxxie were enduring torture through some sort of a truth gas. But now they started to wake up once their respective trips have worn off.

Blitzo glances up to see that the truth gas is no longer being pumped into the room, and the two were silent for a moment.

Moxxie: Do you remember what you said to me after my first day with the company?

Blitzo:....Not really.

Moxxie: I remember. You told me I did a good job and that you were proud to work with me. I feel like you wanted to say something more judgmental, but...you said that because I needed it...and it helped.

Blitzo: Look, I'm hard on you, because I know what you're capable of, Mox. You care too much about what everyone thinks except for...me, because, y'know, my opinion is correct, but just...keep doing a good job. 'Kay? You shoot 'n kill good, you escape things easy....you can be strategic and cold-blooded when you need to, aaaand don't expect any more compliments, I'm maxed out.

Moxxie: Thank you, sir.

Blitzo: You know my name....use it.

Moxxie: Thanks, Blitzo.

Blitzo and Moxxie suddenly look up as they hear a muffled pounding coming from the ceiling. Millie crashes through the ceiling, landing with a superhero pose.

Moxxie: THERE'S my Millie!

Millie runs over to Moxxie and Blitzo and begins to untie them.

Blitzo: Impressive work, Mills! How'd you get here all by yourself?

Millie and Moxxie have a tender reunion but are rudely interrupted when Loona smashes through the one-way window using Agent Two as a makeshift battering ram.

Blitzo: LOONIE?!

Blue: Heyo!

Moxxie: Blue as well?!

Loona: Get your asses out here before MORE FUCKERS SHOW UP!

Loona throws Agent Two at Agent One as he stands behind her in shock. She crouches, wolf ears sprouting from her head, and leaps, having instantly reverted to her Hellhound form as she lands.

She drops her backpack and Blitzo and Moxxie grin maniacally at each other. Moxxie pulls out twin submachine guns while Blitzo brandishes his trusty flintlock pistol, flicking the hammer.

Agent One weakly presses a button, setting off an alarm. The I.M.P group turn as a few disposable mooks drop from the ceiling holding Japanese weapons, before even more cartoonishly slide in from the sides and encircle them.

The I.M.P. group hold fighting poses, ready for a smackdown and Blue finally takes out his sword.

Blitzo: You're finally going to kill them?

Blue: Nah, just deliver deeps cuts to take them out of the battle. You lot can kill them after

Blitzo: Ooookay, I've had one too many emotions for today! Guys, let's FUCK these FUCKERS UP!!

Moxxie give an evil, toothy smile and nods, a fluid fight scene starts as one agent attempts to strike Blitzo with the sickle end of his kusarigama. Loona catches it in her mouth and yanks hard, throwing the wielder across the room to hit an agent with a katana.

A female agent attempts multiple strikes at Loona with her naginata, but Loona deftly dodges and, with the kusarigama sickle still in her mouth, stabs the agent through the throat.

She releases the kusarigama and grabs the chain in her hands while running, wrapping it around another agent's neck and yanking hard enough to decapitate both him and the agent with the sickle end in her throat, sending both their heads flying.

As the two agents' severed heads fly, Millie jumps and twirls in the air with her axe and goes for an agent wielding a katana. He tries to block but is unsuccessful as the axe easily breaks through his sword and he is cleaved in half, splattering blood and brain matter around her.

Millie sees an agent with a two-handed sword running toward her, Blue runs in and delivers multiple cuts that leave him weak, allowing Millie to kill him.

Then she uses her axe to deflect incoming shuriken and swings at their thrower, but he backflips away as another agent with a sword runs at her. She jumps and flips in the air and lands with a pose, then briefly clashes with the sword-wielding agent before taking off his entire lower half.

The shuriken thrower makes a second attempt, but is kicked towards Millie by Blue. Millie kills the agent, then happily runs off while spinning her axe as the agent she dismembered earlier is seen helplessly flailing his bleeding stumps.

Moxxie and Blitzo began firing on a multitude of agents coming their way. Blitzo discards his flintlock pistol and reaches for the backpack.

Blitzo: Mox! Cover me!

Moxxie: Yes, sir!

Moxxie unloads his submachine guns in a wide arc, before disposing them as Blitzo hands him two golden revolvers that he uses to great effect.

Blitzo, meanwhile, pulls out a vicious-looking knife and runs off, stabbing one agent to death while decapitating another.

Blitzo: EAT! MY! ASS!

Blitzo pulls out his phone and takes a selfie with the agent's severed head before throwing the head to the ground. Moxxie fires his revolvers until they're spent, then Blue locks one in a Full Nelson and allows Moxxie to viciously beat that agent to death with the butt of the gun.

Blitzo picks up a demonic pump action shotgun, fires off a shot, then hands it to Moxxie, who blasts two more agents with it. Blitzo shoulders the backpack so it sits on his chest.

He and Moxxie turn to each other and nod before running in opposite directions, Moxxie making a demonic hiss as he does.

Blue looks around and noticed that one agent was on her own, it was Agent Two so Blue walks over to her menacingly. She was scared at the sight of him, especially since he has the sword.

Agent Two: H-Hey, you don't need to do this you know? S-S-So please don't kill me!

Blue: Don't worry, I won't

Agent Two: Y....You won't?

Blue: I am not a killer, but I could easily leave you in a state that would allow my friends to end you. You're one of the agents that grabbed two of them, and you must realise that's a mistake on your part....

Agent 2: I-It was!

Blue: Good, now run along and hide if you want to live

Agent 2 said nothing and only did what she was told, Blue sighs and was thankful that he still didn't need to kill. He did beat the breaks out of any agents that targeted him though.

Loona was on her own until Blitzo joins her, he slithers up into her hair and shoots an agent with a crossbow. One agent swings at Loona with a sword but she counters with a roundhouse kick to the face.

As Blitzo jumps away, Loona turns and delivers a powerful uppercut to the jaw of another sword-wielding agent, sending him into the air.

An agent with twin sai comes at her and she crouches down before leaping towards him, biting down so his entire head is in her mouth. She briefly shakes him back and forth before throwing him and grabbing another agent by the face, slamming him to the floor.

Blitzo hands her an energy rifle of some sort, which she fires at a few agents

Loona: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS! [Looks At Blitzo] What?

Blitzo: I am just so damn proud of you, Loonie!

Blitzo hugs Loona's face and kisses her cheek before joining Blue who was leaving agents on the ground for the others to kill.

Blitzo: Bye, sweetie!

Loona growls angrily at his affection, and proceeds to bite down on another agent's head, throwing him away once she was done.

An agent carrying nunchaku runs at Blitzo but is blindsided and knocked away by the agent Loona just threw.

Loona: Watch out!

Blitzo turns to see Millie cut down two more agents with her axe and twirl it with a flourish.

Blitzo: Hey, Mills!

Millie: Hey, Blitz! Just one sec!

Millie jumps and swings, decapitating one agent. She cuts a leg off of a female agent holding sai, relieves a male sai-wielding agent of his lower torso, then twirls her axe to completely eviscerate an agent holding a straight sword and poses.

Blitzo appears to the side with the backpack still strapped to his chest and offers Millie a pump-action shotgun.

Blitzo: Do you need a gun or anything?

Millie: Nah, I'm good!

Millie spins to the side, taking off the lower legs of a female agent with kusarigama then eviscerating her. She swings her axe as leverage for a leap onto another female agent, wrapping her legs around her neck and decapitating at least two more agents with the axe.

Millie severs the leg of the agent she's held onto, who then collapses before Millie begins strangling her with her thighs. Blitzo appears to the side again, this time offering a bottle of water.

Blitzo: How about some water?

Millie: Sure!

Blitzo squeezes the bottle, squirting its contents into her open mouth

Millie: Ahhh. Thanks, Blitz!

Blitzo: No problemy, Millie-Billie!

As Millie runs off to murder even more agents, Blitzo pulls out a submachine gun and a shotgun. He smiles sadistically and now his eyes were slightly glowing.

Blitzo: Now, who wants some quality time with Daddy?

More agents were ready to be killed by Blitzo, he spins his guns, runs at an agent with sai and leaps on him, firing at five agents with his shotgun before blasting the one he's grabbed onto. He leaps off and frontflips, killing two agents with the submachine gun.

Once he lands, he pulls a spiked baseball bat out of the backpack strapped to his chest, trips an agent with it, then beats him in the stomach with it. He pulls a grenade out of the backpack and uses the bat to hit it away into a group of hapless agents.

Blitzo: FOOOORE!

The grenade explodes. Cuts to Agents One and Two attempting to flee the building. Blitzo's grenade explodes, and they duck and cover their heads in fear.

They then see the corpse of an agent hit the floor, a femur sticking out where his leg should be and his katana falling down and impaling him in the chest.

Agent One: Good God, Why are we only usin' weapons from Japan's Edo Period?!

Agent Two: Hey! The Edo period was badass, and you know it!

Agent One: Dammit, you're right. Also did one of them spare you?

Agent Two: Yeah he did, he was scary...but kinda cute

Agent One: Really?

Agent Two: What? Don't judge me! He had this sense of coolness around him!

Agent One: I'm not, I'm not-!

Agent Two: LOOK OOOOUT!

Agent Two pulls Agent One down to the floor down with her as Loona turns around firing her energy rifle at more agents. She fires at agents offscreen as Agents One and Two pull themselves along the floor towards the exit.

They are stopped by an agent's freshly severed head landing in front of them, courtesy of Millie. An agent with twin nunchaku runs at her only for limbs and blood to spatter, one nunchaku-wielding arm comically flying up to the ceiling like a helicopter before falling to the floor.

he agents turn and pull themselves another way as Loona shakes an agent back and forth in her mouth.

Moxxie was standing on a pile of agents, blasting agent after agent with his shotgun and screaming bloody murder. Blue was behind him, deflecting any shurikens that were targeted at him and Moxxie with his sword.

Moxxie flips one agent into the air with his tail, causing him to spin, then he blasts him away. More agents run at him, only for Moxxie to fill them with buckshot.

Moxxie: Biiitches!

Blitzo: Hey, Mox!

Startled, Moxxie drops his shotgun and it lands on its buttstock, accidentally going off but hitting an agent in the crotch. The unfortunate agent weakly reaches a hand up at Moxxie.

Blitzo: Ohhh, wow. Really goin' for the dick there, ain't'cha?

Agent: [Weakly] Help...

Blue: I feel bad for him, should we spare him?

Blitzo: Hmmm....nah

Blitzo takes out the knife he used earlier and stabs the agent.

Blue: Oh well

Blitzo: Now, hold this.

Blitzo places the backpack in Blue's arms and pulls out a comically oversized rocket launcher appropriately named "MY DICK".

Blitzo: Oh, yeah! I'm gettin' hard holdin' this motherfucker!

Blitzo fires a rocket labeled "PUSSY DESTROYER" and gives an evil laugh. The rocket flies toward a group of agents on the other side of the broken window and explodes, causing both Millie and Loona to flinch away from the flames.

Millie's axe is also blown out of her hands by the blast. Moxxie then comes into view.

Blue: Now that's a lotta damage!

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! Is everyone okay?

Blitzo: WOOOOOO! How's THAT for demon scum?!

Agents One and Two were currently hiding under a desk. Agent Two nods at Agent One, signaling him to hit a red button next to him aptly labeled '"RED BUTTON". This sets off an alarm and causes the entire screen to be tinted red.

Blitzo: Oh, shit! C'mon, fam! Let's blow this cocksicle joint!

Blitzo, Blue and Loona run for the exit while Millie hoists Moxxie off the ground before the two join the rest of the group.

Loona: HEY!

Before they can leave, the doors close in front of them. A set of iron bars lowers in front of the doors, then a garage door closes further down, then a large steel door clamps down, lasers activate outside of it, and bathroom doors close outside of that, the vacancy indicator switching to "Occupied".

The I.M.P. gang began to beat against the door, which ended up being useless.

Blue: Agh! My shoulder!

Moxxie: [To Loona] Quick! The book!

Loona pulls Stolas' Grimoire out of the backpack and attempts to read it.

Loona: Shhhit! I can't....I can't read the spell in this light! I can't see dick!

Blitzo searches himself for more weapons but comes out empty handed.

Blitzo: Well, shit. Looks like we've milked this weapon tit dry, and now we're out of badassery.

Blue: Hey, I still have my sword

The silhouettes of Agents One and Two slide menacingly into view.

Agent Two: Ha! You demons aren't going anywhere now! Haaa!

Blue was ready to cut them down, even though he had just spared Agent Two. It was strange, he was about to resort to murder, something against his moral code, but before anything can happen, they begin noticing strange happenings around them.

The I.M.P. gang's shadows growl and meld into a hideous beast, and a screen suddenly turns on and flickers, rattling around aggressively before turning off.

Then it shows the agents' reflections and the four-eyed silhouette of a certain someone who wasn't there before. The agents are startled as the screen breaks off of the wall, falls at their feet and slides away.

Two more screens then break off of the wall while the rest shudder and display static.

Stolas: Who daaares threaten...my impish little plaything?

Agent One: Who said that?!

Blue: Oh, it's Stolas

The agents look at the floor, where bird-like footprints appear coming towards them. Another monitor bashes Agent One in the face, removing his shades and knocking him to the floor. He turns to look at Agent Two.

Agent One: Agent Two?

Agent One looks at Agent Two, her head was spasming, her red eyes wide and mouth slack in shock and horror. Around her, dead bodies stand up, eyes completely black and empty. Agent Two tries to stop her head spasming with her hands but fails.

The black-eyed bodies kneel and Agent One stands back up, his shades returned to his face and he attempts to approach Agent Two. She removes her own shades and her head twists around "The Exorcist" style to look at Agent One.

She now has sharp teeth, bloodshot eyes, and her mascara has formed sharp streaks down her cheeks.

Blue: I-Is it weird that I feel bad for her?

Blitzo: Normally I would say yes, but with you it's different. However, this is really disturbing

Moxxie: I-I agree.

Blue: Yeah.....reminds me of Alastor

Agent Two begins to speak with both a British accent and Stolas' voice.

Agent Two: What's the matter, demon hunter? Never seen a REAL demon before?

The dead bodies draw Stolas' summoning circle around Agent Two in their own blood, which is now dripping from their eyes and mouths. She chuckles maliciously, her eye was twitching and her nose started to bleed.

Agent One looks on in terror as Agent Two's head whips back to its normal orientation, her eyes have rolled back. She throws her head back and vomits shadowy sludge and feathers.

Demented laughter can be heard in a variety of voices, Agent Two and the I.M.P. gang watch, with Loona snapping a photo, as the shadows coalesce into a demonic, shadowy owl monster.

The shadow beast approaches the two agents, screaming and roaring at them as they huddle together out of sheer horror. The demon beast's essence pulls back and turns into Stolas, looking at the agents with disdain.

He turns away from them and clicks a button, shutting off the alarm and the red light as well. The series of doors are heard opening, and Stolas walks up to the gathered I.M.P. group, stopping in front of Blitzo.

Blitzo: Stolas? Wha-... A-Wh-Hold on, how did you know that we needed help?

Stolas: I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?

He leans forward, gazing into Blitzo's eyes as he places a hand on his cheek. Blitzo rolls his eyes.

Blitzo: Ugh. I'm fine, Stolas.

Blue: I agree, we literally completed a no hit challenge

Stolas: Mm. Good.

Stolas caresses Blitzo's head before pulling his head roughly and adopting a sharper, angrier tone.

Stolas: How the FUCK...did you get caught by humans?! Are you little creatures not being careful up here?! You know, if you get in trouble, I get in trouble! WE....don't want that!

Blue laughs softly and Moxxie pulls Stolas's hand away from Blitzo's cheek.

Moxxie: They...caught us off guard, your highness.

Blitzo:...Yeah, you can unclench your bird-puss, Stolas. It's not gonna happen again, 'kay?

Stolas: Luckily for you...most don't believe the word of the demon obsessed lunatics. They are seen as kooks!

Stolas began to giggle, and looked rather pleased with himself. Agents One and Two were holding each other, shaking in fear at the sight of Stolas.

Stolas: Kooks! Such a silly word! Now! Let us all return!

Stolas opens a portal back to the I.M.P. office and Blue sheathes his sword, knowing that the battle was over.

Moxxie: Yes, please. I'd like to get back to the correct hellhole as soon as possible.

Moxxie hops through and helps Millie through, Loona walks through looking at Stolas' Grimoire, and Stolas picks up Blitzo in a bridal carry. They began to talk, so Blue walks over to the two traumatised Agents.

Blue: So you two, have you fully learnt your lesson now?

Both: Y-Yes

Blue: Good, now.....are you okay?

Agent Two: N-Not really?

Blue: I can see that, but at least the worst is gone now. But you two can't target us anymore, because the next time you won't be so lucky. Maybe with me though, I'm a no killing demon

Agent One: Yes S-Sir!

Agent Two: W-We won't kidnap y-your friends again!

Blue: Good, see you next time, maybe

Blue pats the head of Agent Two and goes through the portal with Blitzo and Stolas. As it closes, Agent One sighs in relief, knowing that the nightmare was over.

Agent One: Thank God that they didn't end us, right Two? Two? Agent Two?

Agent Two: [Blushes] H-He patted my head!

Agent Two faints while One panics, thinking she is about to die.
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Blitzo and Moxxie have been saved by Blue, Loona, Millie and then Stolas at the end. While this secret service took a heavy blow during that massacre, but there is clearly going to be more from this organisation.

Blue also met two Overlords before that, and it's clear that he is talked about among them.

Do they have plans for him?

Or do they refuse to do so because of Alastor's control over him?

Anyways, the next chapter should be about.....

T.....That.