A day had passed since Sir Pentious had joined the Hazbin Hotel, and today was not going to be focused on that as Alastor had other plans. As usual, he took his Right Hand, Blue, with him as they walk to another town.

The reason they were out, was because Alastor was going to pay someone a visit.

Blue: So who are we going to see?

Alastor: Just some very important people, who rank higher than me

Blue: Are they Overlords?

Alastor: Even Higher, they are known as the Ars Goetia

Blue: The Arson Gamers?

Alastor: Ars Goetia. They are a dynasty of noble demons who govern over Hellborn demons and serve as the prophets, messengers and observers of the mortal plane for Lucifer and the guardians of Hell. Their figurehead is Paimon, the father of the 72 Goetia demons.

Blue: Oh so they're that important

Alastor: Indeed. The Goetia represent the upper echelon of ranking within Hell's social hierarchy, outranking non-royal Hellborn and all sinners, including the Overlords. They're considered the third most powerful and influential family in all of Hell, behind the Von Eldritch and Magne Families.

Blue: Wow, who are the Von Eldritch?

Alastor: Another important family, you may one day meet them, who knows?

Blue: If they're nice people, I'd like to meet them.

The two make their way to a mansion away from most buildings, Alastor knocks on the door and waits as an imp servant opens it. He recognises Alastor and allows him and Blue to step inside.

As they enter, the two begin to hear a uhh......very interesting conversation.

???: I can't believe you slept with an imp, in OUR FUCKING BED!

???: It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!

???: A motel?! Like a fucking PLEBEIAN?!

Blue: 0_0

Alastor: Give it a moment

Arguing, was the man bird and lady bird of the house, Stolas and Stella, while their daughter Octavia does her best to distract herself from the screaming.

Octavia grabs her phone and puts in earbuds, playing "My World Is Burning Down Around Me" to tune out the screaming.

She strides down the halls of the Goetia estate, stepping over the smashed remains of a plant thrown in her path. In the kitchen, Stella continues screaming at Stolas.

Stella: You want to fuck this one, TOO?!

Stella grabs an imp servant and violently tosses him in Stolas' direction.

Stolas: No! Of course not!

Stella: You are a god damn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, IMP-SUCKING FACE!!

Stella storms out of the room, shouting angrily the entire time, and smashing more potted plants. It was at this point, that Alastor decided to make himself and Blue known to her.

Alastor: Hello Stella!

Stella: Fuck off Alastor, I'm not in the mood. Who's the boy?

Alastor: Stella, meet Blue, my right hand assistant. Blue, this is Stella Goetia, the.....wife of Stolas Goetia

Blue: Hello! :D

Alastor: Be formal

Blue: Oh uhh. Good Morning, Lady Stella. I'm Blu-! Uhh, my name is Blue Light, miss, and it is an honour for you to meet me! Uhh, Miss.

Alastor's Thoughts:

Stella: "Honour to meet me?" How did he get confused? G-Good day to you too, now what do you want, Alastor?

Alastor: I was just going to have a talk with the two of you, but it seems I'll have to stick with one

Stella: You're damn right, I don't want to see him for the rest of the day. I'm going to a friend's place. I'll see you whenever.

Blue: U-Umm, goodbye, Miss Stella

Stella: Good day, child.

Stella leaves the two standing there, as Blue was still confuzzled at what just happened. With Stolas, he noticed his Daughter had entered the kitchen and went to greet her.

Stolas: Good mooorning, Octavia! Did you sleep well, my owlet?

Octavia: Was that a serious question? Also you have guests.

Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat, but perks up at the mention of guests.

Stolas: Guests?

Octavia: Yeah, a tall deer looking guy in red and a blue haired boy

Stolas: Al is here?

Alastor: Stolas! My good friend!

Stolas: Alastor! What brings you here? S-Sorry about the mess in the other rooms, my Wife and I had a....minor argument

Alastor: Oh that's an understatement! Anyways, I just wanted to talk to an old friend, it's been a few years now

Stolas: Yes, you've been gone for a while. Who is this?

Blue: Hello Sir-!

Alastor: You can drop the formal talk now

Blue: Oh, umm, hello there, my name is Blue Light, I'm Alastor's right hand!

Stolas: Ah, a right hand man. It's good to see you, I'm Stolas Goetia and this is my daughter, Octavia

Octavia: Hey

Blue: Heyo

Stolas: You should join us for breakfast

Alastor: Oh no need, I don't need to eat right now and I took Blue to the nearest Ice Cream Parlour

Stolas: Mm-hmm, fair enough. What's that you're listening to, Octavia?

Octavia: This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around me". It's by Fuck You Dad.

Stolas looks down, thinking the name of the band his Daughter mentioned is a hurtful remark.

Octavia: It's a band.

Stolas: Ohhhh! How charming...

Blue: I'll give it a 9/10 for creativity

Octavia: It's better than most bands nowadays

Blue: True, true

Stolas grabs the zebra meat and feeds it to a massive potted plant situated in a small alcove off the kitchen as he pets it. Sated, it falls dormant, closing its three eyes.

Octavia: So, you two done screaming for the day?

Stolas: Umm...

Stella could be heard, as she lets out another scream of anger and another potted plant is heard shattering in the distance.

Blue: Poor plant.

Alastor: It seems she hasn't left yet

Stolas: I-I can see that. You know what I haven't done in a long, looooong time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?

Octavia: I'm not five anymore.

Blue: What's Loo Loo Land?

Alastor: The opposite of entertainment

Blue: Say less

Stolas: Don't say that Al, Octavia was always so happy when I took her to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us?

Octavia: I'd....rather kill myself.

Blue: But that's bad!

Octavia: Still better than going to Loo Loo Land

Stolas: There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security.

Blue: You want security?

Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant.

Octavia: Yeah I agree, security for a theme park?

Stolas: We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!

Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.

Octavia: [Under Her Breath] Our money, maybe.

Stolas: Speak for yourself, princess. Now....I'm calling the only man who can f*** me!

Octavia: [Disgusted] What...?

Blue:

Alastor: H-Ho-Holy Jambalaya! You've been busy, haven't you Stolas?

Blue: I......I'm kind of lost here, not going to lie

Alastor: Stay confused. Actually, if you want security, you should hire my Right Hand for the day

Blue:....Say what now?

Stolas: Really?

Alastor: He is perfect as security

Stolas: Is that so? I'll make use of him then, I'm still going to call my number one option though

Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes, while Blue was visibly confused about the negotiations taking place.

Blue: I didn't accept though-!

Alastor: Shhhh, Blue. Go and have some fun, I'll pick you up when you've done your duties

Blue: Oh fine
___________________

Just before Stolas makes the call, the scene changes a building with the logo "I.M.P Headquarters". The boss man of the group, Blitzo, could be seen doing very important work in his office, involving.......very crude representations of his two employees, Millie and Moxxie.

They were made out of office supplies that he puppets around and speaks with. Between them is a framed photo of Blitzo with a robe pulled down off his shoulders seductively and a flower between his teeth. The text reads "#1 Bitch" with "BOSS" written in red over it.

Blitzo: "Oh, Blitzo! You're such a good boss!" "Yeah, I really want you, sir!" "Me, too!" Let's three-way!

Blitzo lowers his "employees" below his desk to crotch level, looking momentarily pleasured before being interrupted by the ringing of his Hellphone.....thankfully.

Blitzo: WHAT?!

Stolas: Why, hello, my big-dicked Blitzy.

Both Blitzo and Octavia spit out their coffee in sheer surprise, Alastor's ears perked up in somewhat surprise as his smile remains the same.

Blue: What did he say-?

Alastor: Nothing you need to worry about

Blue: Okay ._.

Back with Blitzo, he could be seen slamming his "BOSS BITCH" mug onto his desk.

Blitzo: What--

Octavia: the--

Blitzo: FUCK--

Octavia: Dad?!

Stolas: Language, everyone! [Into The Phone] I have a special request~

Blitzo: Aw....Look, I just had a chemical peel. So, you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass.

Stolas: It's for my daughter.

Blitzo: Ah. Well, make sure she washes it.

Stolas: No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us! I'll also be having another young fellow to help, he is a friend of my friend

Blitzo: That's cool and all, but we're assassins, not bodyguards, 'kay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die.

Stolas: I'll pay you~

Blitzo: Pay me what?

Stolas: Moneyyyy~

Blitzo: Done!

Blitzo hangs up and accidentally slams his phone down on the desk hard enough to smash it to pieces. After a brief annoyed glance at it, he pulls out a megaphone.

Blitzo: M n' M, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!

An Imp opens the door to respond, this was Moxxie.

Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?

Another Imp, Millie, excitedly smashes her head straight through the office door's glass.

Millie: Loo Loo Land?!

Blitzo: Loo Loo Land!

Loona: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Around half an hour passes, and everyone but Alastor and Loona was at Loo Loo Land. A van with an I.M.P decal spray painted on the side pulls into the rather empty parking lot. Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door.

A very cramped Stolas extracts himself excitedly. His daughter exits the van far less excitedly with Blue coming out after her.

He was on guard, ready for any attackers, and at this point, he has talked with the three imps and is now acquainted with them.

He liked Moxxie and Millie, but Blitzo was a bit strange to him, although he thinks he is an alright guy.....so far. Stolas dons an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate, Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face.

Blue: You okay?

Octavia: No, I don't want to be here at all

Blue: Well I have to do my job, but I'll tell you right now that going through and ignoring the negatives might help

Octavia: I doubt it will

Blitzo: Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?

Octavia: Hey... Dad... Do we have to--?

Blitzo: Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie. [Turns To Stolas] If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--

Stolas: You are so cute when you are serious!

Octavia: I'm literally gonna be sick.

Blue: And I'm confused

Moxxie: Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?

Moxxie fishes around in a fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory.

Moxxie: Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?

Moxxie shows Octavia several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance.

Moxxie: Morphine?

Blue: Moxxie, I don't think she meant literally

Octavia: Yeah, that was figurative, old man.

Moxxie: Oh, right.

Moxxie chuckles sheepishly as he discards the needles into a nearby baby carriage, where a baby imp happily reaches out to play with its dangerous new "toys."

Blue, seeing that they were sharp, quickly grabs the needles and threw them away. He gives the imp baby a lollipop instead and pats his head, earning a laugh from the little one.

Blue: That was close!

Moxxie: But she said it was literal.

Millie: Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!

A large letter falls off the sign of a nearby ride, crushing the teenaged imp underneath.

Blue: This doesn't look nice for kids

Millie: You've never been here, Blue?

Blue: N....No, I don't really remember much about my life. The furthest I can remember is almost two weeks now

Millie: Really? Did you die recently?

Blue: I don't know, my friend knows but he hasn't told me anything yet

Moxxie: Well I hope everything goes well for you

Millie: I agree. Ohh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly

Millie gestures toward a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.

Moxxie: That is....deeply upsetting.

Millie: Oh, come on! It's fun! You've never been here as well?

Moxxie: No. Theme parks always disturbed me, especially the mascots.

Blue: The mention of Animatronics do feel sort of familiar to me.....but I don't know why....

The three were ready to move on, but then suddenly, the park's mascot, Loo Loo appears out of nowhere behind Moxxie.

Loo Loo: Well, hey there!

Moxxie: AAAAAH!!

Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!

Blue: What if I resort to violence?

Loo Loo: Then I'm screwed!

Stolas: [Gasps] Look! Via! It's Loo Loo!

Octavia: I have a question.

Loo Loo: Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!

Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?

Loo Loo: No?

Blue: Hold on, she is onto something

Octavia: Yeah, this place reeks of insecure corporate shame.

Stolas chuckles nervously as he leads Octavia away.

Stolas: Why don't we go check out the rides? You too Blue!

Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?

Blitzo: Eh, wait till her Dad tries to diddle your holes.

Loo Loo: [To The Others] What's that mean?

Blue: I have no idea

Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!

Moxxie leaves, leading Millie off with him as Loo Loo hangs his body dejectedly.

Loo Loo: Yeah...

Blue: [Pats His Back] I don't know your problems, but I hope you find some sort of happiness

Loo Loo: Thanks Man....

Blue follows Stolas, Octavia and Blitzo while Moxxie and Millie head down a pathway with the former sweating profusely, stops to catch his composure.

Moxxie: You really like this place, huh?

Millie: I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money wise.

Moxxie looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to cost at least 29 souls per.

Moxxie: Yeaaaah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup that you use one time?

Millie: Cause, it's Loo Loo Land!

Blitzo walks up, having loaded up on merch, including a novelty cup, as well as a hat with attached can holders and straws.

Blitzo: Listen to your hoe, Mox.

Blitzo takes a swig from his novelty cup while Blue keeps watch for potential attackers.

Blitzo: How 'bout I take the first watch while you two have a little.....fun?

Millie: OOOOOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!

Moxxie: Oh, yeah? Wh- which one?

Millie takes Moxxie to her favourite ride, a lone imp was seen riding a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit" that suddenly plunges off a sheer 90-degree drop at incredible speed while also on fire and with its rider hanging on for dear life.

The coaster violently plunges into a tunnel in the ground and Moxxie didn't seem so keen on the idea of riding this.

Moxxie: [Terrified] Oh, crumbs!

While the two went there, Octavia wasn't having a good time with her Father so she decided to distract herself by talking to Blue.

Octavia: Hey......Blue right?

Blue: That's me

Octavia: What is your deal with that Alastor guy?

Blue: Well.....he is someone I trust because he saved me

Octavia: Saved you? From what?

Blue: I can't really say, because I promised him that I wouldn't say anything about it

Octavia: That's okay, so you're indebted to him now? Like a deal?

Blue: I'm just his right hand man now, he even gave me this cool sword

Octavia: Oh, well.....are you happy?

Blue: Oh yeah I am, I've made more friends at the Hazbin Hotel and now I'm talking to new people

Octavia: Hold up, you mean the hotel that Lucifer's Daughter runs?

Blue: Ye

Octavia:....Wow, you have some powerful friends

Blue: And they're friendly!

Moxxie returns from The Lawsuit and was seen vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride while a vomit-covered family walks by in the background, glaring disapprovingly at Moxxie.

A massive dragon-like creature from the nearby petting zoo looms overhead, also glaring at Moxxie. Stolas and Octavia walk along the path, with Blue behind them. Blitzo began to take up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger.

Suddenly, a group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Blitzo looks in their direction.

Stolas: [Strokes Blitzo's Horn] You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy.

Blitzo: Save it, bitch. I'm working.

Octavia: You both need to get a room.

Blitzo: Hey, I am not a day-hooker!

A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Blitzo before continuing on in a huff.

Blitzo: What? I just said I'm not one, prude!

Stolas: Oh! Look, Via!

Stolas points excitedly at the circus tent as a demon mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent.]

Stolas: You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!

Octavia: [Panicked] Oh, no....

Octavia begins to experience a terrible flashback when she came here as a young girl. She is pushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as a mechanical being by the name of Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally.

(Adam: My goals are beyond your understanding!)

She was leering over Octavia, who soon breaks into tears while a younger Blitzo is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.

[Cut back to the present.]

Blitzo & Octavia: I hate that fucking clown.

And then all of a sudden, Stolas is seen being captured and hoisted aloft by the crew of imps from earlier. Stolas' arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One even stole Stolas' wallet.

Stolas: Oh, Blitzy~ I need my bodyguard, please!

Blitzo: Ah great, ready kid?

Blue: Always

One imp jumps, to try and skewer Stolas with a pitchfork, but Blitzo quickly brings his rifle to bear, shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Stolas's head with blood.

The other imps were going to try and jump them, but Blue lands in front of them, all he had to do was unsheathe his sword and the imps quickly scatter.

Blue: W-Why did they run away?

Blitzo: Are you kidding me? Look at that fucking katana! No shit they would be scared!

With Octavia, she enters the big top and finds a seat while Blitzo carries Stolas in, his head still covered in the blood-soaked sack.

As the Boss of IMP sets him down, he walks off to take position as Stolas makes no move to remove the sack, that was until Octavia annoyedly rips it off her father's head.

Robo Fizz: [Glitching and Sparking] Hey-hey-hey-hey-heyyyy, Implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with Os, to avoid lawsuits! H-H-H-H-H-Hit it!

Blue: Wait, I thought Fizzarolli was a guy

Octavia: Nope, full on girl. But this is just the robot version of her

The Stage lights turn on and point at Robo Fizz as she begins to dance and sing a song of the same name as the park.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land! ♫

The curtains open to reveal Robo Fizz's band, FizzaRolli 'n Friends, composed of various hideously decrepit animatronics, including Big Woobly on guitar.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band ♫

Robo Fizz goes around pointing and gesturing at various demons in the audience. Stolas looks excited when Robo Fizz gets to him, but this is short-lived as Blitzo pops up and points his rifle at Robo Fizz, who dashes back to the stage.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaand! ♫

Platforms in the stage begin to rise up in time with the music, as Robo Fizz continues to sing.

Robo Fizz: ♫ Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!  Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land, Ugly children holdin' hands in Loo Loo Laaand! ♫

Robo Fizz grabs various Imp children out of the audience and wraps them up in a big hug, before jumping up and tossing them away. Most of the children slam into the bleachers, while one soars behind them.

Blue: 0_0 I-Is that even allowed?

Stolas: I'm not too sure, but she isn't grabbing my daughter, so it's fine by me!

Robo Fizz: ♫ Everybody's friendly, ♫

Robo Fizz hugs Big Woobly so hard that its neck breaks a bit more than it already had been.

Robo Fizz: ♫ And nobody is mean ♫

Robo Fizz dashes over to the two headed, banjo-playing bear animatronic and slaps it in the back. The animatronic then squirts a stream of oil from its bigger head at the face of an Imp in the bleachers attempting to drown out the song with music from his phone.

Robo Fizz: ♫ No copyright infringement's ever seeen ♫

Robo Fizz dumps a gasoline canister onto a large stack of cease-and-desist papers, lights a match, and throws the match and the canister at the stack, setting the whole thing ablaze.

Robo Fizz: ♫ I have a dream... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (She has a dream) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ I'm here to tell... ♫

Backup Singer: ♫ (She's here to tell) ♫

Robo Fizz: ♫ About a magical, fantastic place called Loo Loo Laaaaand! ♫

Octavia is sitting and absorbing the musical with disgusted boredom while Blue felt concerned about what he was watching.

Outside, Moxxie and Millie walk along a row of game booths, when they are addressed by one of the vendors, so Millie gleefully yanks Moxxie over towards the booth.

Carnie Imp: Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!

Millie: [Gasps Excitedly] Oh, look, Moxxie! A THING!

The "thing" in question is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with Imp horns, wearing pink overalls. The stuffed animal is labeled with a tag that says "THING?"

Moxxie: Oh, you like that thing?

Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!

Moxxie: Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle.

Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.

Moxxie: Okay! One game, puh-lease!

The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye.

Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the target barely moves, he makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.

Carnie Demon: Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!

Moxxie: But, I hit it!

Carnie Imp: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro.

Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge so Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance.

Moxxie: The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!

Carnie Imp: Oh, man. A real shame, I tell ya.

The Carnie Imp mockingly cries, and Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.

Moxxie: Another!

Cut back to the Robo Fizz show. Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, while Octavia has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.

Robo Fizz & Backup Singer: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫

The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display as Robo Fizz cackles maniacally, while the bear animatronic faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder while Blue begins to question what he even saw.

Blue:.......what-

Octavia: Don't......question it

Blue: Say less

Stolas: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!

Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, and Blue allows Blitzo to shoot the top of his head, blowing it apart.

He had taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.

Stolas: Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy~

Octavia: Ugh! I can't do this anymore!

Stolas: Wait- Uh-... Octavia!

Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.

Robo Fizz: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitz"o"? my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?Ahahahahaha!

Blitzo: The 'o' is silent now!

Blue: There was an o?

Robo Fizz: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! Hahahahaha!

Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.

Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!

Robo Fizz: Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you.... BLITZ-0?

Blitzo: No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!

Blitzo slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzo is.

She coils herself around Blitzo like a snake, before using her own momentum to launch Blitzo through the top of the tent.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, FUCK MEEEEEEE...!

Blue: I-Is he going to be okay?

Robo Fizz: Nope~

Outside, Wally Wackford rolls a cart of lit torches in by the tent.

Wally: Torches, I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!

Blitzo lands on the cart, scattering the torches everywhere, which light the big top on fire.

Wally: Owww! I say, OWWWW!

The green fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Burning and melting animatronics flee the tent as Robo Fizz cackles and spins her head with demonic glee at the destruction.

Blue: Well this is unfortunate

Robo Fizz: The o-o-opposite for me, now who are you? A friend of that fucker?

Blue: Professional workers for now, so I'll let him deal with you, I still have to watch over Mr Stolas

Robo Fizz: Shame, I was really looking forward to dancing with you~

Blue: But I don't know how to dance

Robo Fizz:.....Oh you innocent little boy, I'll have my f-f-f-fun with you l-l-l-later!

Robo Fizz goes to pursuit Blitzo while Blue follows Stolas and Octavia. Elsewhere, the carnie Imp at the shooting gallery holds 600 souls of Moxxie's money, with Moxxie himself glaring at him with seething anger.

Carnie Imp: Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. Y'know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize...

Millie: Let me try!

Millie grabs the pistol and fires a cork at a target, which misses wildly. The carnie Imp grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.

Carnie Imp: Ohhhh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby.

Moxxie: Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!

Carnie Imp: Hey, uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady~

The carnie Imp leans toward Millie and makes a seductive purring sound at her and Millie immediately recoils in disgust. In the background, Blitzo and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread.

Blitzo is thrown up into the air by Robo Fizz and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the carnie Imp under him.

Carnie Imp: OWWWW! Oof! Auuugh!

Moxxie: Sir?!

Blitzo: Ohhhh…Hey, guys! You should probably go, uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I've... got some unfinished business to take care of.

Blitzo draws his flintlock pistol, cocks it, and fires at the now burning Robo Fizz. The impact of the bullet spins Robo Fizz's head around, but when she spins her head back, she is revealed to be unharmed by the shot, having caught the bullet in her teeth.

She then spits the bullet out.

Blitzo: Oh, what a mouth!

Robo Fizz: I'll have to repair myself later, want to make myself look good for that cute boy~

Moxxie: Boy? Are you talking about Blue?

Blitzo: Hey! You keep your rapey hands away from him!

Robo Fizz: Nope~

Robo Fizz coils herself up into her rolling form again, charging straight at Blitzo. He leaps out of the way as his enemy hits the booth instead, destroying it in a large explosion.

Several pieces of shrapnel and burning prizes shoot in all direction, as the camera follows the severed heads of three of the "things" Moxxie attempted to win.

The piece of stuffed animal strikes a young Imp boy in the head, knocking him unconscious just as the second a photographer takes a picture of the Imp family.

Father: Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!

Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter, concerned for her well being.

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: Just leave me alone!

Stolas: Octavia!

Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House, inside, Stolas is confronted with a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone.

A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

Stolas: Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but was kicked through the wall by Blue. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway a few seconds later as Blue apologises.

Blue: S-Sorry Mr Stolas, I'm still not used to this

Stolas: That's okay, Blue. [Wipes Imp blood off] Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

Blue: Does that include me?

Millie: He's, uhhhh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool.

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

Disinterested, Stolas leaves Blue and the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room.

There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.

Stolas: Octavia...

Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown. Blue went close and listened in to their conversation, while also being on the lookout for any more attackers.

Stolas: I take it you are....not having fun.

Octavia: I didn't even want to come here!

Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I...I thought you loved it here.

Octavia: [Sniffling] When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other...and my dad didn't flirt with some...weird red dickhead the entire time.

Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for....everything....happening right now. I know it's....a lot. I, uh, I should have listened.

Octavia: I just want to go home....but home doesn't even feel like home anymore....You ruined it.

Blue: She.....has been through a lot...

Stolas: You need to understand...your mother and I...I just-...I felt-...she's always been...I haven't been-..ha-...we weren't in...I'm sorry, I-I-I don't have the words.

Octavia: A-Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where...I can't find you?

Stolas: What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway.

Stolas carries Octavia out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade, so Blue was ready to take care of business.

But Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly as the Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum, shocking Blue.

Blue: Oh.....o-okay then

Stolas: Sorry about that Blue, I just felt the need to

Blue: That's alright, are you good Octavia?

Octavia: I'm fine, let's just get out of here

Blue: Yeah, I've got to help out Mr Blitzo

Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly.

The robot is kicked away by Blue who arrived in time for the action, but the action was done as Robo Fizz wasn't in shape to fight back.

Robo Fizz: S-S-Stupid Fire

Blue: You......good?

Robo Fizz: O-Oh I'm f-f-fi-i-i-ine, how are you?~

Blue: I'm......okay, you should probably go now

Robo Fizz: You're right, but when we meet each other again, w-we are going to know each other a bit m-m-more!

Robo Fizz escapes while Blue makes sure that Millie and Moxxie were okay, Stolas and Octavia leave the park gates.

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there.

Stolas: [Reluctantly] Hmmm, okayyyyy...

Octavia: Thanks, Dad. You're okay, sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.

Blue: [Catches Up] Hey Mr Stolas-!

A massive explosion suddenly rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Blue, Stolas and Octavia.

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it!

Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious and a stray Quieve was about Millie by the hair, but Blue kicks it into a tree.

Blue: Not today

Octavia: You.... don't like to use that sword much

Blue: Ehh, it's more for self defense, not to kill

Stolas: You don't like to kill?

Blue: Nope, that's the last thing on my mind

Octavia: How are you in hell?

Blue: I have no idea! :D

Octavia: Well, umm, I guess this is where we go on separate ways

Blue: I'm sure we will see each other again. But for now, this is goodbye

Blue calls Charlie so that she can tell Alastor to come and pick him up. Alastor arrives a minute later and warps the members of IMP and their van back to I.M.P.

Then, both Alastor and Blue walk back to the Hazbin Hotel.

Alastor: How was your day Blue?

Blue: It was good, I had fun!

Alastor: Great to know. Did you kill anyone?

Blue: Nope!

Alastor: Interesting.....
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Blue has now become acquainted with I.M.P and other demons.

This will result in more adventures, but what could they involve?

More high ranking demons?

Supposedly crazy robots?

More Death?

Find out in the next few chapters of this book as we return to the Hazbin Hotel, where Alastor meets up with his fellow Overlords.