Chapter 20: Moxxie's Past
The scene opens with an exterior shot of I.M.P Headquarters. Inside of the office, was Moxxie holding his signature mug and Loona texting on her phone.
Blue was also there, as he thought it would be nice to hang out with his favourite Imps and Hellhound.
Moxxie: You know, I checked the scale today. [Inhales] And it said I lost two pounds this week.
Blue: That is good progress, Moxxie!
Moxxie: Thank you, Blue
Loona looks at Moxxie, then rolls her eyes back to her phone, much to his annoyance.
Moxxie: I. am not. FAT!
Suddenly, the front door is kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily.
Millie: Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!
Moxxie: 0_0
Blue: ._.
Upon coming up to the table, Millie slams her coffee cup on the it, disturbing Loona. Millie then passes Loona and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!".
She then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout. Moxxie looks at her, disturbed, while Blue looks on in concern.
Moxxie: Millie, honey. Is everything okay?
Blue: Do you need to talk about it?
Millie hisses back at Moxxie and Blue in response, disturbing them even more. But she manages to calm down, especially after she sees Blue's face of shooketh.
Millie: Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex.
Moxxie: Oh! Oh...
Millie: He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock"
Moxxie: Wait, what?
Blue: What's an Ex?
Millie: Nothing for you to worry about. Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to-!
Millie punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration. Blitz enters the room on his phone shortly after.
Blitz: What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!
Moxxie: Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned-
He holds up a photo of two imps making out in horse suits.
Moxxie: What is this?
Blitz: Uh, research! For science! Just put it back correctly, okay? I alphabetized them.
He walks back into his office.
Blitz: Okay, so let me get this straight: you don't want us going to Earth at all for this job?
The scene shifts inside of a mansion, with a businessman holding a lit cigar, and his chair facing a green fireplace.
Client: Correct. That will not be necessary. I'd like to meet you and your whole crew at my estate.
Blitz: Uh, you want us killing someone in Hell. 'Cause I got to tell ya, that ain't exactly our business anymore.
Client: I'll tell ya all about it when you get here. It's regarding a business venture I'm sure will be very worth your time.
Blitz: Ooh, how ominous. [Chuckles] Fine, whatever, what's the address?
Client: Transportation has already been taken care of.
Blitz peeks through the office blinds and notices a helicopter in front of his building. He runs to the office Blue, Moxxie and Millie are in to find the helicopter before the main window.
Blitz: What the fuck is that?
Blue: A....helicopter?
The helicopter shoots a grappling hook under the window, breaking the wall. Loona looks on without a word.
Blue: Not the wall again!
Blitz: Satan's ass crack! Enough with the wall shit, we have a door!
Blue: So uncivilized....
With the damaged walls, a wind gusts through the office and distributes all the photos Blitz had been saving across the town.
Blitz: My research!
Two imp children grab one of the photos and are visibly disgusted; one is crying, and the other is vomiting from the result. The helicopter approaches Blitz, creating a bridge for them to walk upon, and the pilot steps out.
Pilot: I.M.P? Right this way, please!
Moxxie: Uh, sir?
Moxxie points a gun toward the pilot, while Millie holds her knife out.
Moxxie: What's going on?
Blitz: Now, don't worry! It's just some fancy shmuck from Greed wanting to do business with us. Tagging along, Blue?
Blue: Might as well
Blitz, Blue, Moxxie, and Millie walk towards the helicopter.
Moxxie: Uh, sir? I don't think this is a good idea.
Blitz: It'll be fine, we have the kid with us. Now, get your asses moving.
Blitz pushes Moxxie and Millie into the helicopter, and as she tries to buckle herself in, Millie notices her seatbelt is broken.
Millie: Is this thing safe?
Pilot: Don't worry, we are professionals!
The pilots proceed to take out a huge chunk of a wall as they fly off. Later, the same helicopter is seen flying out of a hanger in the Greed Ring as they fly over Loo Loo Land.
It was going under reconstruction, along with other carnage as they fly over a sign reading, "Welcome to Notamafia Town; No mafia here! We're Mafia-free!"
Moxxie: I hate this place....
Blitz: Oh, yeah. This is your old stomping ground, isn't it, Mox?
Moxxie: Yeah, unfortunately. I grew up just over there, swore I'd never come back, and-uh uh-what-what, where are we going?
The helicopter starts changing direction, as Moxxie grows more and more anxious.
Moxxie: What, Blitz, who did you say this meeting was with?
Blitz: I'm not sure, just some rich somebody or other who wants to do biz at his place.
Blue: This seems like a theme with you
Blitz: Guess the rich see me as a good choice for work, can't blame them.
The helicopter finally lands, and Moxxie grows heavily worried after realising where he's landed.
Moxxie: Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Blue: You....good?
Moxxie: No!
The place in question is revealed to be a huge mansion, dark smoke fuming through both chimneys. Moxxie shivers in fear of the place, as Blitz shoves him to move forward.
Client: There he is!
The client moves out the doorway, being visible on screen.
Client: There's my boy! Get over here and give your daddy a hug!
Blitz and Millie: "Daddy"?
Blue: Ah....so that's why Moxxie was scared
Client: I only let Moxxie call me that. Unless you pay me! [Laughs]
Moxxie: Guys, um, this is my Father, Crimson. Sir, this is my boss, Blitz, this is my friend, Blue. And my-
Millie: Millie! I'm his wife!
Millie takes her hand to greet Crimson as he accepts.
Crimson: And what a beautiful wife you are. [Kisses Millie's Hand] Mox, where have you been hiding this pretty little thang?
Millie: Oh, I'm sure he would've introduced us....eventually.
Crimson: Oh, I'm sure. You got to be Blitz, with the silent "o", right? I've heard a lot of good things about you and your work.
Blitz: Really? [Turns To Moxxie] What kind of shit has Moxxie been spreading about me? I'll fucking kill you Moxxie, don't you fucking test me!
Crimson: No, no! From all over. Looks like you're building a bit of a name for yourself here, kid.
Blitz: Really? Hehe, well, I guess it's about time folks recognised my talent
Crimson: Hahaha, I like your attitude. And you're Blue, right? Never heard of you, must be a good friend of my Son, are you?
Blue: Yeah, we are very good friends
Crimson: Good to know, and is that a katana you have there?
Blue: Indeed, I am prepared for any violence
Crimson: Well, I hope you're also prepared for food. We put together a fabulous dinner for you.
Millie: Hey, baby. Why haven't I met your Pa before?
Moxxie: Well uh, y'know, i-it's just, never been a-
Crimson: Hey! You two, move it before it gets cold.
Moxxie: Look, look, Millie, we can talk about it later.
Millie takes Moxxie's hand and both enter the house with Blitz and Blue. Crimson's smile fades then he snaps his fingers and enters the house.
The two men standing at the door follow him inside, closing the door behind them. Inside, Crimson prepares a drink for Blitz.
Crimson: So, Blitz, ya always been a hitman?
Blitz: No, no, not always. Yeah, I was in the circus for a long time.
Crimson: Show business! Good money in that.
Everyone sits in the room in an awkward silence.
Moxxie: What are we doing here...sir?
Crimson: Moxxie, I raised you better than that. Ya know there's no business before dinner. Besides, we're still waitin' on one more.
Suddenly, the last guest kicks his way into the house, making an entrance.
Guest: Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!
Millie and Moxxie: Chaz?! Wait, what?
Blue: Who?
Moxxie: You know him?
Millie groans and slaps her forehead.
Millie: You remember that "ex" I was talking about?
Chaz walks over and hugs Moxxie and Millie.
Chaz: Looks like I got two big sex reunions today. How lucky am I?
Millie: Did you date him too?
Chaz: Ha, yeah. No big deal, but I usually bone half the people in any room I'm in-
Blitz: Are you fucking kidding me?! There's someone who's fucked both of you?!
Blue: I-Is that a bad thing?
Blitz: I don't even know!
Millie: In this scenario, yes!
Moxxie pushes Chaz's arms off of himself and Millie.
Moxxie: It was a long time ago.
Chaz: But, I still remember it like it was yesterday. You, a fledgling mafioso! Me, the dashing and extremely sexy muscle! It was like...it was written in the stars.
Blitz: Ha! Moxxie in the mafia, that's fucking rich.
Blue: Umm...Blitz?
Blitz: What?
Blitz then notices all of the items in the room to back up Chaz's claim: A photo of Crimson and a mob boss, the many trophies of hellbeasts hanging on the wall.
There was also a framed family painting of Crimson, a younger Moxxie, and Moxxie's mother, as if posing like a mob family, hanging over the fireplace.
Blitz hears a knock on the door and looks just in time for Crimson's goons to enter carrying a body bag.
Blitz: Oh...shit.
Millie: You've never told me this before....
Moxxie: I-I don't really like to talk about this part of my life. But, I first saw Chaz at my induction.
A flashback to Moxxie's time in the mob is shown, with Moxxie getting a handshake and a kiss on the cheek from Crimson, welcoming him into the business.
Moxxie looks around the room and stops upon seeing Chaz grinning and applauding at him. Moxxie blushes at the attention Chaz is giving him.
Moxxie: In the family. Our eyes met from across the room. And there was just something about him. Something that was magnetic!
Moxxie finds himself hiding behind a car in the middle of a mob turf war. He throws away the Tommy gun and pulls out a grenade, but it slips out of his hands before he can pull the pin.
Moxxie runs after it and catches it the same moment that Chaz grabs it, touching his hand. Both share a smile before Moxxie picks up the grenade, pulls the pin, and throws it away.
Chaz and Moxxie stare fondly at each other as the grenade explodes in the distance, the smoke forming the shape of a heart. The scene switches over to Moxxie greeting Chaz at the door. Chaz is holding signs that he lets fall from his hands.
The signs say "TELL YOUR DAD IT'S A SALESMAN" "I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU" and "MOKSIE, WILL YOU BONE WITH ME?" Moxxie blushes fondly and lets Chaz in.
Another scene has Moxxie polishing a rifle when Chaz comes up from behind and assists. Moxxie grows aroused by the interaction.
In another scene, Moxxie poses nude, except for a necklace and his socks, on the couch while Chaz paints him before the flashback fades back to the present.
Moxxie: It's been 84 years...
Blitz: Isn't that from that boat movie?
Millie: Did any of that stuff actually happen?
Blue: You are older than 84?
Chaz: Oh, yeah! [Licks Lips] But, he skipped over the jizz-covered parts.
Moxxie: Anyway. Things changed when we went on a heist together.
A Flashback to the heist is shown. Moxxie, carrying a bag of money, is running with Chaz to the exit as the security gate begins to drop. Moxxie throws the money out of the bank and catches the gate with his shoulders to give Chaz time to slide under.
Moxxie tries to escape but his leg and tail are caught under the gate when it drops to the floor. After struggling to get out he turns to Chaz for help.
Chaz suddenly hears the police sirens and grabs the money, giving Moxxie a final look before running off, leaving a betrayed Moxxie devastated and in tears.
Moxxie is thrown inside a jail cell. He sadly climbs into the bottom bunk of the bed.
Cellmate: So, what're you in for?
Moxxie quietly pulls his tail closer to him. His cellmate, Blitz, is lying on the top bunk.
Blitz: Okay, not much of a talker, are you? I'm Blitz, the "o" is silent. I'm sure we're going to get along just fine. So, what's your deal? What'd you do? Who'd you diddle? You look like someone good with a gun. You look like someone who could shoot up an office-
Moxxie attempts to speak, but Blitz cuts hims off.
Blitz: And I hope you are 'cuz I got a plan to get us out of this dump but I'm going to need some help, you think you can give me a hand? I need to get out to my Daughter. The babysitter will kill me if I don't get back soon. Do you like kids? 'Cause lemme tell 'ya. They're a-fucking-dorable.
Moxxie tearfully smiles as Blitz continues talking about his escape plan.
The scene then returns to the present day as Moxxie concludes the past scenes.
Moxxie: Once I got out, I never looked back.
Blue: A great origin story
Blitz sits worriedly as Millie glares and growls viciously toward a nervous-looking Chaz. Crimson frowns in his chair.
Chaz: Well, heh, as you said, it was a long time ago. [Chuckles Nervously]
Millie: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!
Blue: Millie, no!
Millie: MILLIE, YES!
Millie leaps onto the top of the couch, missing Chaz as her knife pierces through the fabric. Chaz hides behind Crimson's chair.
Chaz: Whoa, the fuck- Crazy bitch!
Millie tries to lunge at Chaz again but is intercepted by Moxxie, Blue and Blitz. Crimson stands in between I.M.P and Chaz as Millie holds up her knife angrily, pointing it at Chaz.
Crimson: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! Hold on!
Millie: You're going to die, bitch!
The maid enters the room, and speaks with a French Accent.....no wonder he or she is in hell.
Maid: Dinner is served.
Everyone is seated in the dining room. Millie is viciously cutting through her food and glaring at Chaz, but the room is completely silent.
Blitz: So, this is aggressively uncomfortable.
Blue: But the food is nice!
Crimson: I suppose you want to know why you're here.
Blitz: Yeah, so what gives? You know we kill people on Earth, right? We don't usually do contracts for locals. So, if you want to do business with us, you got to-
Crimson: I don't want to do business with I-M-P, I want to do business with Moxxie.
Moxxie: ME?!
Crimson: Yeah, kid. I only summoned I.M.P to be sure you'd show. Because, well, we're bringing Chaz into the family.
Chaz smirks while raising his eyebrows.
Moxxie: What? Since when can just anyone join the family?
Crimson: Come on, Mox. You had responsibilities here that I had to pick up once you left. Now Chaz is going to lighten the load.
Moxxie: Wait, I thought you always hated his guts?
Crimson: Well, I didn't exactly 'hated' him.
Moxxie: You called him a "friendless horse-fucker" and said he lived a "sissy lifestyle".
Crimson: Yeah, well, I was wrong. You've been gone a long time, Mox. A man can change. And so has Chaz.
Chaz: Yeah. I've grown, matured, and, recently, came into millions! But, y'know, mostly the "mature" thing.
Blitz: Oh, okay, okay. So the "horseless friend-fucker" over here gets a little moolah and suddenly, it's worth wasting our time over?
Chaz: Well, I'm the whole "package" if you know what I mean.
I.M.P is speechless, expect for Blue who is confuzzled.
Chaz: I got a big dick.
Blue is still confused.
Millie: But, what does any of this have to do with Moxxie?
Crimson: There's going to be a ceremony tomorrow. Moxxie here is going to officially release his holdings in the organization. Then you can get back to ignoring your family to your heart's content.
Millie: [Stands Up] Maybe he wouldn't "ignore his family" if they didn't force him to rub elbows with a no-good, shark-toothed FUCK FACE!
Chaz grins at Millie, who points a knife at his neck, threateningly.
Crimson: Ey, look. Everybody, relax. I know tensions have been high tonight. Say, why don't you stay here and get some rest? We'll have the ceremony tomorrow and then you will be free to leave. I have your rooms all prepared.
Moxxie: Yes, sir.
Millie: Mox?
I.M.P and Chaz begin to leave the room, but Moxxie is stopped by his Father.
Crimson: A moment, Moxxie.
Moxxie: Just give me a minute, Millie. I'll be there.
Millie looks on with worry as Moxxie steps back inside the dining room. Chaz tries to lean into Millie but jumps back when Millie growls and tries to bite him. Alessio closes the door behind them as they leave, leaving Moxxie alone with Crimson.
Crimson: So...you think you're too good for this family now?
Moxxie: What?
Crimson: C'mere.
Moxxie approaches his Father, confused. Outside, was Blue, he was waiting because he wanted to hear the conversation.
Moxxie: I-I don't understand-
Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.
Crimson: You think you're gonna just get to walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox! [Grabs Moxxie] Matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is that THAT obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!
Moxxie: "Marries?" But, but who would marry-?
Crimson: Who do you think?
Crimson lets go of Moxxie and sits back down. Blue wanted to do something and break down the door, but he refrained himself from doing so. He decides to leave and follow the others, but knows that he will have to interfere at some point tomorrow.
Crimson: This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!
Moxxie: Sir, I'm already married. I-I can't-!
Crimson: You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to....your kind's liking.
Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner.
A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out penis-shaped confetti, revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS, GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.
Moxxie: Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?
Crimson: What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?
Moxxie: Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual.
Crimson: Yeah. Gay.
Moxxie: Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly...
He holds out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face.
Moxxie: I don't know a single person of any sexuality who’d enjoy this.
Blitz: [From The Hallway] Hah! There’s dicks on the walls! Oh, that’s fucking hilarious!
Moxxie frowns, and Crimson grabs him by the face.
Moxxie: Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me.
Moxxie reflects on his childhood. A child Moxxie was struggling to cut his steak at the dinner table. His Mother gently takes the plate and cuts the steak for him. She smiles sweetly at Moxxie and he smiles back at her.
Crimson glares at Moxxie, who takes the plate and begins eating his dinner. Crimson then glares at his wife, nudging her foot with his. She quickly pulls her leg away from Crimson, now sitting more properly.
Crimson stomps his foot as another memory shows Moxxie shooting three bullseyes in the shooting range. His Mother ruffles his head proudly.
Suddenly a goon grabs Moxxie and rushes him away from his mother and toward another shooting range. Two goons prep a live target as Crimson hands Moxxie a real gun and point to it.
Moxxie slowly takes aim but his Mother takes the gun out of his hands and pushes it into Crimson's hands before grabbing her son and walking away. Crimson glares at the disrespect.
Moxxie now hides underneath the bed as his parents argue. A slap is heard and his Mother walks out of the room.
Later, only Crimson and Moxxie are at the dinner table. Moxxie struggles to cut his steak and then looks at his Father.
Crimson glares at Moxxie, who then goes back to trying to cut his food. Crimson takes a drag from his cigar and blows the smoke in Moxxie's face.
Later on, Crimson and Moxxie take a boat ride on the lake with a passenger. Crimson places a cinderblock that the passenger's tail is tied to on the side of the boat over the edge and gestures for Moxxie to push it.
Moxxie looks at the cinderblock, then the pleading passenger, and backs away only for Crimson to push him back into the cinderblock.
Teary-eyed, Moxxie takes one last look at the passenger while pushing the cinderblock overboard, sending the victim into the lake with it. Moxxie watches as the air bubbles fade. Crimson preps another body over the side of the boat.
Crimson: Let this be a lesson, Moxxie.
Crimson gestures to the lake, filled with hats, bags, shoes, and light articles that belonged to previous victims thrown into the water.
Crimson: This is what happens when you cross me.
A high heel that resembles the ones Moxxie's Mother wore floats to the surface. The scene returns to the present day.
Crimson: Now, get to bed, Moxxie. You have a big day tomorrow.
Crimson lets go of Moxxie.
Moxxie: [Fearfully] Yes, sir.
Moxxie quickly finds the doorknob and steps out of the room, leaving Crimson alone in the dining room still covered with bouncing dildos and the banner.
Moxxie walks up the stairs, shaken and Millie is standing at her bedroom door. Alessio gestures for Moxxie to go into a different room
Millie: Wait? How come we aren't in-
Alessio: Crimson wants you all to stay in separate rooms.
Millie: Why? Moxxie?
Millie grabs Moxxie's hand.
Moxxie: It's just one night, Millie. It's okay.
Millie: Mox, are you ok?
Moxxie: I'm fine, please don't worry sweetie.
Millie: You know you can tell me anything, right?
Moxxie: Yes. Everything's fine.
Millie: We're partners, Mox.
Moxxie: It's just my Dad. It's okay, really. [Kisses Her Hand] It'll be over tomorrow.
Millie: Okay, I love you.
She softly kisses Moxxie.
Moxxie: I love you, too. Goodnight.
Moxxie opens his bedroom to see many framed pictures of Chaz on the wall. Music plays as he sees the pictures on the wall.
Moxxie: What the-? [Facepalms] Fucking why?
The music stops playing once he closes the door. He snarls, walks into the bathroom, and washes his face with cold water. He glumly leaves the bathroom and goes to turn off the lights. When he hits the switch Chaz pops up on a heart-shaped bed.
Chaz: Like what I've done with the place?
Moxxie: Ugh. Just get out of here!
Chaz: Come on, Mox.
He pulls on a switch which lights up the words "Cum Zone".
Chaz: We used to have so much fun here. Remember?
Moxxie: I'm married, Chaz. And, even if I weren't, I would never.
Chaz: Never what? Let me take you to cum town again?
Moxxie: You are so gross! Just leave me alone!
Chaz: I know what you want most Moxxie Poxxie. How about a sexually charged musical number, heyyyy!
Chaz holds a button on the wall down with the side of his fist.
Chaz: You always loved those.
Chaz moves his hand off the button, showing it to be labeled;
SEXTREMELY HAWT SEX MUSIC
This makes a disco ball come down and changes the lighting to be more of cyan and magenta hue. Chaz begins to sing "Chaz Time".
Chaz: ♫ Ow! Woah-oh, hoo, woah-oh, yeah-yeah! It's Chaz time! Moxxie, I see you lookin' at me, lookin' at you Wondering when I'm gonna crack you open like a walnut And the answer is soon (Walnut) ♫
Chaz blows smoke from his mic-vape into Moxxie's face.
Chaz: ♫ Now, I'm feelin' what you're feelin' and I'm feelin' that you wanna feel my feelings And fee- the feel- you feel me? (Sax-o-phone) Yeah, so let me get a little something off my chest, while I blow a hot emotional load onto yours ♫
Chaz: ♫ Moxxie, feeling foxy. Wanna get a good taste of your boxy. Well, I got two tickets to pleasure land (Oh, baby) ♫
Moxxie facepalms at this BS.
Chaz: ♫ Well, come down here and have your way, yeah-yeah (You want me) ♫
Moxxie quickly turns away and shields his vision with his hand.
Chaz: ♫ With my sensual body yeah-yeah, yeah (So naughty) ♫
Moxxie kicks him out and slams the door on him. Moxxie then crouches down on the floor behind the door. Tears start to form in his eyes and starts to sob heavily.
We cut to Millie's room where she is anxiously pacing back and forth. There is a knock on the door.
Millie: Moxxie?
She opens the door and sees it's Chaz.
Millie: [Angrily] What do you want?
Chaz starts to sing to Millie before being immediately cut off by her. She growls at him and puts her knife to his throat.
Chaz: Damn it, this usually works.
Millie drops Chaz to the floor and angrily closes the door on him. Chaz gets up and waggles his eyebrows to the camera and then knocks on Blitz's door.
Chaz: Hey there, good-looking.
Blitz: Oh, I was wondering how long it would take you to make a pass.
Chaz: Mmm, does that mean you're down to clown?
Blitz: Ew, what the-? You think I would violate my friends' trust by sleeping with their ex, especially one who fucked them over the way you did?
Chaz: I'll show you all of the things they liked in the sack.
Blitz: Deal!
Blitz pulls Chaz in, before the focus changed back to Moxxie where he is lying on his side in bed, awake, his eyes wide open.
Blitz: Augh...chill the fuck out!
Blue, in his room, was already fast asleep, so he didn't have to hear those disturbing noises that Moxxie was currently hearing.
Chaz: Who-ho-ho! That's what my dick does to a bitch!
Moxxie turns onto his stomach and pulls out his phone. He goes on to his social media and looks at pictures of himself and Millie.
Like a younger Moxxie and Millie on a date; Moxxie and Millie in bed; Moxxie and Millie at the theatre holding up Phantom of the Opera programs.
Moxxie has tears in his eyes indicating how much he loved the performance, and Moxxie and Millie at their wedding, kissing.
Moxxie starts to cry again, he then growls knowing that he must stand up to his Father. We cut back to Blitz and Chaz in bed. Chaz is asleep and snoring.
Chaz: Oh, I got a big dick...
Blitz tiptoes out of bed, picks up Chaz's jacket, and puts it on.
Blitz: Okay, fucker, nobody who's that bad in bed can score two hotties that easily. I know you gotta be hiding something...
Blitz checks Chaz's clothing until he finds his car keys. He smiles, sneaks outside the mansion, and clicks the car keys until he locates Chaz's car.
He looks in the dashboard and finds an eviction notice, showing that Chaz is broke and has lied to Crimson about his millions.
Blitz then looks in the trunk and finds a to-do list that shows that Chaz is planning to marry Moxxie to inherit Crimson's fortune.
Blitz: Oh, fuck that! No one fucks with M&M's marriage but me!
Blitz is tranquilized through the neck. He groans and falls unconscious into the trunk as Chaz shuts him in.
Chaz: Sorry, babe! You're not the only junk in my trunk! Damn it, that was not a good one!
The next day. Alessio is filling Crimson's mug with coffee. Chaz goes to sit in a seat with another filled mug of coffee, but Crimson gestures him to sit at the other side of the table. Blue, Moxxie and Millie walk in.
Crimson: Hey, hey! The man of the hour. You ready to get started?
Millie: Wait, where's Blitz?
Chaz: I think I saw him head outside he said something about [Tries But Fails To Mimic Blitz's voice] needing some fresh air. Or something. Pfft.
Crimson: Why don't you grab him so we can get moving?
Millie: Be right back, baby. Come on, Blue. Sometimes it takes two to find Blitz.
She kisses Moxxie on the cheek and leaves, Blue does the same, but had a bad feeling.
Crimson: What ya looking so glum for, kid? It's your wedding day, the best day of ya life.
Moxxie: I'm not doing it.
Crimson: What was that? I couldn't make it out over the sound of you being a whiny bitch.
Moxxie: I said I'm not doing it, sir. I've spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve, and there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her.
While Moxxie is standing up to his Father, Crimson silently signals Alessio to shut Moxxie up, to which he does.
Moxxie: Not even you. I'm leaving, Dad! And if you or Herpes the Clown over here-!
Chaz: Hey!
Moxxie: Try to stop me, you'll learn firsthand just how good I've gotten at my job.
Moxxie is face-to-face with Crimson now. Alessio comes from behind him and tases Moxxie in the neck. Moxxie groans and falls forward unconscious. He hits his head on the table and then falls to the floor.
Crimson: Now, take care of the others.
The scene cuts to Millie and Blue searching the carpark outside Crimson's mansion, Millie is confused and worried as she hasn't found Blitz.
The two then hear a bang coming from Chaz's trunk and open it with Blue using his strength. They are surprised to see Blitz dazed inside, still a little out of it.
Blitz: Oh, Millie, Blue, you found me. Who's your friend?
Millie: Friend?
Blue: I have friends?
Two goons attempted to grab Blue and Millie. But Millie stabs one with her knife, while Blue knocks out the other using a left hook.
Blitz: You really are jump resistant!
Blue: You can say the same about Millie, her instincts might be better than mine!
Millie: Aww, don't say that, Blue. You're much better than me!
Blue: I'm serious though!
The scene cuts to the back garden where a makeshift wedding is set up. Crimson has Moxxie in a wedding dress with his hands bound behind his back with rope and his mouth gagged with duct tape.
Elder Jaws: Is everyone here?
Crimson: Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't worry about it. Let's get this thing rolling, ey?
Moxxie: Mmmph!
Chaz: Awww, you told me all the chairs would be filled!
Crimson sighs and presses a button which causes dildos with smiley faces in tuxedos to pop out of all of the seats, including the two that has goons sitting on them.
Crimson: Satisfied?
Chaz: Oh, fuck yes!
Back at the car park, Blue and Millie pull Blitz out of the trunk, holding him up to support him.
Millie: What's goin' on?
Blitz: That seductive dick-hole is trying to marry Moxxie, and he's not even rich!
Blue:
Millie: Moxxie!
Millie runs to the front door. Suddenly metal shutters block off all doors and exit the house, including the front gate to the estate.
It cuts back to the wedding, where the priest is reading the wedding vows and Moxxie unsuccessfully tries to scream for help.
Elder Jaws: Do you, Chazwick Thurman, take Moxxie Knolastname to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Chaz: Oh, yeah.
Elder Jaws: And do you, Moxxie...whatever, take Chazwick Thurman to be your lawfully wedded-- Uh...
Moxxie: [Muffled] Millie! Millie!
Moxxie tries to pull away and almost escapes until Crimson pulls him back. Crimson forces Moxxie to face the priest and forcibly nods his head.
Crimson: Look at that! He's just so fucking happy to be here!
Millie: Everything's locked down! How are we gonna get in?
Blue: I got this
Blitz: Oh this should be good!
Back at the wedding, Chaz and Moxxie are about to kiss when Blue punches the wall completely off. Everyone, including Millie, were shocked.
Millie: How did he manage to do that? I didn't know he was this strong....
Blue: I feel like I've crashed a wedding before! It never gets old! Also, OBJECTION!
Blitz: I object!
Blitz faceplants on the ground, Millie slides in a pose, with Blue standing beside her.
Millie: You want my husband? You're going to have to fucking kill me!
Blue: Spoiler Alert: You Won't!
Crimson groans and snaps his fingers, ordering his goons to kill Blue and Millie. The goons all stand up to face them, and Millie lunges toward them while Blue just walks forward calmly.
Millie begins slaughtering the goons with ease, tearing out the skull, jaw, and spinal column of different goons, and spits out the still-beating heart of another. Millie then begins fighting off four other goons with her knife.
Meanwhile, Blue was just calmly knocking out the goons that targeted him. He did this while humming the tune of Death Odyssey from Ultrakill.
Crimson: What the FUCK? She's a dame! And he is a child! A dumb looking one!
He spots a goon hanging from the altar in a noose made from another's intestines and throws him towards Millie.
Crimson: She's a BROAD! Kill her!
He sees the goon he just threw at Millie get chopped into bits of sushi before another goon thrown by her lands on top of him. Millie continues her rampage and impales several goons on the dildo poles.
Crimson: You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get them! You stupid idiots! Go get em!
Millie kicks a dildo into a goon's gun, blocking the barrel and causing it to explode. After impaling another goon, she gets knocked with a chair and goes flying into the cracked windshield of Chaz's car.
Blitz yells and takes a poor swing at hitting the goon before Millie recovers and beats a goon with a gas can.
She then uses Blitz as a saber, slicing an incoming goon apart with the latter's horns and takes the goon's pistol, and detonates the goon holding the gas can.
Elder Jaw closes his book, purposedly drops it and puts both his hands up and casually leaves, flipping off everyone still alive.
One of the few surviving goons get elbow dropped in the skull by Millie, killing the goon who was placed inside the former's jaws.
Millie then ties the goon up behind Chaz's car and gets dragged throughout the venue, destroying all the chairs. Millie prepares to crash the altar with the car before she brings the car to a halt, crushing the goon's skull.
As Millie leaves the car and angrily approaches the altar, a goon tries to suckerpunch her, but Blue catches the punch and knocks him out.
Millie: Thank you, Blue
Blue: You are welcome, Millie ^_^
Millie whips her tail and glares daggers at Crimson, who begrudgingly allows her to take Moxxie. She grabs Moxxie and hoists him over her shoulder.
Chaz: Hey! What about my-?!
Millie shoves a dildo down his throat, to which he chokes.
Millie: This ass is MINE!
She slaps Moxxie's rear, causing him to blush slightly.
Blitz: By the way, y'all should probably know
Millie grabs and carries him with Moxxie, while Blue walks besides her.
Blitz: Chaz isn't even rich, okay? Check his car, he just played you like a fucking rube! Later, losers! [Flips Bird]
I.M.P walk through the destroyed fence, and take a waiting helicopter while throwing Chaz's car keys on the ground. The helicopter flies away with a banner saying "WE'RE Married BITCH" over the original words "Got Married" using blood and extra taped fabric.
While Chaz is trying to dislodge the dildo, Crimson slowly turns to glare at him. Chaz pulls the dildo out of his mouth and sees an angry Crimson glaring at him, nervously shrugging and laughing.
Back with I.M.P, the helicopter arrives back at their building. Loona, sitting in the same chair as the day before, quickly glances at something, and gives an angry shrug.
Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, and Blue disembark the helicopter, which quickly crashes. Moxxie hugs Millie.
Moxxie: Millie, thank you for saving me. You're amazing!
Millie: Next time, just tell me if your Dad is a psychopath, I can handle it. And that's without Blue, it was overkill with him here.
Blue: I was just thinking that it was pointless for me to be there, especially since Millie is more than capable on her own.
Millie: Awww, you're way too kind, Blue!
Moxxie: I'm surprised that you were able to punch that fence down, Blue. I know you're strong, but I didn't think you were that strong!
Blue: I did feel stronger after Adam died. Maybe I'm just improving at a fast rate.
Moxxie: That's scary
Millie: But exciting!
Blitz: Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox. Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy.
Blitz hugs Moxxie and Millie tightly. Blue just smiles, not knowing what Blitz was referring to.
Back at Crimson's mansion. He walks in the lounge room. where his trophy wall is located and places the torn-out jaw of Chaz, implying that he ordered the latter's death for lying to him.
Crimson then growls angrily and throws a dagger at his family portrait, the knife landing squarely on a young Moxxie's forehead.
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