-Third's Pov-

After Alfred gave Ivan permission to be with their son. He asked the frozen nation to take their son out so they can spend time together.

Russia: We are bonding, da~!

Alaska:...No.

...Or maybe not.

Because right now they were at the park, sitting on a bench.

That's all I have to say...

Because while Russia had a good peaceful aurora, Alaska had a dark aurora surrounding him scaring a few birds and squirrels away from him.

Alaska: (Damnit. This is bullshit! Why do I have to spend time with this bastard who left Papa. Look at him, smiling...It makes me sick.)

Russia continues smiling at his son while giving him a stare which fuels Alaska's anger more.

Alaska: (Wipe that damn smile off you're face you fucking bastard.)

Russia: It's good to be outside instead of staying inside, da?

Alaska sneers at him.

Alaska: I rather go look at stuff on my phone than be out here with you.

Russia felt hurt when he said that but he's gonna still try and bond with Alaska even if it kills him.

Russia: So...America told me you're into goth stuff.

Alaska:....Yeah why?

Russia: Oh nothing...Even if you're into one of those american stereotypes phrases, you'll always be apart of Mother Russia~!

Alaska:.....Shut up Russia. It's not a phrase! It's who I am!

Russia frown a bit in confusion...What did he do wrong? He decided to forget about it and ask another question.

Russia: Anything hobbies you're into?

Alaska: Not much...

Russia: Anything you like to do in your spear time?

Alaska: Spending time with Papa (America). Listening to music, dog sledding, building forts and radio towers, and creating dungeons to torture my victims~!

Alaska smirk evilly while Russia stares in horror.

Russia:....Da~! (This little one is crazy...I wonder who that reminds me of...All of this seems familiar.)

He asked another question.

Russia: T-That's good...What music you listen too?

Alaska raise an eyebrow. What's with all these stupid questions? Why can't Russia just leave him alone.

Alaska: Why do you want to know so bad?

Russia: Because isn't it fun bonding with your father?

Alaska:...You are not my father. Only America is. He alone will be my father. Not you.

Russia sighs. He knew this whole bonding was going to take a while.
But he'll do anything to get back on Alaska's good side.

Russia: You might change your mind sometime.

Alaska: Nope.

Russia: Never say never, da~?

Alaska: I said shut up before I hit you with my pickaxe.

Russia:....Okay...

Alaska: Hmph.

Russia:....

Alaska:....

Russia:...It wouldn't be too late to become one with Mother Russia-!

Alaska: I SAID SHUT UP! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!

This was gonna be a long day....