Hetalia~!

-Present-

-Third's Pov-

On a sunny afternoon at America's house, England was asked to come over and babysit Alaska and well...

England: YOU PRAT! Get down from there!

Alaska: Hahahaha! No!

Things weren't going so well...

Alaska refused to do anything the british nation tells him too. Even when England tried to cook some scones. Alaska downright ran away and hid until England found him on top of the fridge.

England: You insensitive child! You better come down from there.

Alaska: You can't make me limey!

Alaska begins to start throwing stuff down at him.

England: BLOODY HELL!!!

England jumped outta the way as the obstacles were thrown at him. He literally had to move out of the way when a large streamroller was coming towards him.

England swore underneath his breath and glared at America, who was too busy watching a baseball game and eating an cheeseburger from McDonalds.

England: Goddamnit America you git! Why did you asked me to come babysit one of your demon children when you're still here?!

-BAM-

Suddenly a boot hit England on the side of his head and he falls to the ground.

Alaska: BOOM! HEADSHOT~!

America: Oh come Iggy. You're overreacting. My states love it when you come visit!

England glares at him again while rubbing the side of head.

England: Yeah right. They love it when I come over...So they can have an excuse to kill me! Espically the thirteen colonies...AND THIS LITTLE MONSTER!

He exclaimed the last part while pointing at Alaska. America made a small frown at England for calling his baby boy a monster before going back to a grin.

America: Hahahahaha! Hey! He is not a monster! He's my son and his name is Nikolai! You're supposed to be his uncle!

England scowled while America whined.

England: No way in hell I believe that. You should discipline your kids more-?! AUGH!!! Why is he still trying to kill me?!

Alaska dropped a chair at him while laughing until he fell.

Alaska: AHHHH!

Alaska fell to the ground and England use his magic to bind him.

England: Gotcha you wanker!

Alaska: FUCK YOU!

England: Now eat your scones!

Alaska: NO!

England: Oh come on! My cooking can not be that bad! They are delicious!

Alaska: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!

America: Oh come on Iggy. Leave him alone.

England growls a bit.

England: You spoil this boy too much.

America: Oh shut it old man. You were the same when I was young. Besides. He's one of my youngest kids, so he has to be spoiled!

Alaska stick his tongue at England.

England: EAT YOUR SCONES!

Alaska: NOOOO! When I get outta this bind! I'll kill you!

England: Will you be quiet?!

Alaska: Scotland is a better uncle than you!!! At least he's not an whiny nagging whore like you!

England: WHY YOU LITTLE-!!!

America sighs as the two bicker on and on as he was annoyed a little by them. All he wanted was just to watch the game for a few hours.

Is that too hard to ask?

He looked down and noticed he finished his last cheeseburger but he was still hungry.

America: Okay! I'm off to McDonalds again.

England: Oh no you don't! You eat too much of that stuff. I swear you are already fat because of that unhealthy food!

Alaska sneers at him. How dare this limey bastard call his papa fat. He hated when the nations bullied his Dad. Espically this guy.

America looked a bit irritated himself. He looked at England, who was too busy nagging and looked back at Alaska before a smirk came across his face.

Alfred jumped into action and charge at Alaska and undo the binds, giving Nikolai his freedom back. Arthur stared in horror.

Alaska: Thank you Papa~!

England: W-Wait! What?! H-How did you?!

America: -Runs- Freedom dude! Hahahahahaha!

England: America! Get back here you bloody wanker!

Suddenly the room turns chilly and England gulped. Oh...How he wished America did not leave him.

He turned his head and saw Alaska with the most evil grin on his face along with that dark aurora that was surrounding him.

Alaska: Kolkolkolkol...ONE STUPID LIMEY BRIT GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
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Arthur screamed as Nikolai attacked him and starts chasing him with a pickaxe.

England: Someone help me! Get him off of me! AHHH!

Alaska: I love murder~! I will kill you~! I love murder~!

Let's just say for a long time that Arthur won't be babysitting Nikolai anymore...