~ Dune Quixote ~

In the palace, Jasmine is holding Carpet in front of her.

"Like this, Genie?"

She waves Carpet like a bullfighter's cape.

"Toro! Toro!"

"Perfect! Now comes the fun part!"

Genie changes into a bull.

"Toro! Toro!"

Genie charges at them, but Jasmine pulls Carpet away in time and Genie goes running past. Y/N walks in and yelps to see Genie. She quickly uses her magic as her pendant glows. Genie's hooves turns into roller skates as Y/N have uses transmutation. He tries to stop but keeps sliding or skating, through the palace and out into the garden. There's a huge racket, and Y/N, Jasmine, and Carpet look outside and see that Genie has crashed into the fountain, and has a flamingo on his back.

"Olé."

Iago enters the room that Genie slid through. Y/N, Jasmine, and Carpet are cleaning up.

"I can't believe that chump Aladdin. A fruitbat could see that that kid's got more on her mind than pomegranate juice."

"Who has more on her mind than pomegranate juice?" Jasmine questioned.

"Sadira."

Jasmine gasps and drops her broom.

"What?! Are you kidding me?!" Y/N exclaimed in anger, nearly breaking the broom.

Iago looks at the mess.

"Oh, almost looks like there's been a bullfight in here, or—"

Jasmine grabs Iago.

"Tell us more about Sadira."

"Now." Y/N sneered.

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They're back at the marketplace as Jasmine and Y/N flies in on Carpet, with Iago and Genie. They figured out the place to where Sadira and Sabir would live. Speaking of Sabir, they happen to ran into him, who stopped to see them.

"Oh thank goodness I found you guys!" he exclaimed in relief.

"Sabir!!" Iago glared.

"What are you doing here?" Y/N asked, looking at him oddly.

"I came here to get you guys to help me stop Sadira! She's gone crazy! She took it too far and she cast the spell on Aladdin! We need to get to them now before it's too late!"

"Are you sure you're not here to trick us?" Iago glared.

"I promise. All I wanted was to have a normal life where it doesn't involve forcing someone to fall in love and the way when me and Sadira were streetrats. I'd rather be that than a witch magic user."

They all look at him for a moment to see if he's lying, but he look so sincere and serious. Eventually, Y/N made up her mind.

"Hop on!" she said.

Sabir smiled and jumped onto Carpet and off they go.

Meanwhile in Sadira's place, Sadira sprinkles sand on herself, and her clothes change into a pink gown with a tall, pointed hat. She was about to head into the portal with Aladdin she brainwashed.

"Not so fast, Princess!" Jasmine called.

Y/N, Jasmine, Genie, Iago, True, and Sabir comes in.

"You're too late, Jasmine. Aladdin and I are just one punctured dragon away from living happily ever after!"

Sadira runs into the portal.

"Sis! Stop!!" Sabir called out.

"Aladdin!" Y/N called worriedly.

"I'll stop Sadira, Genie, you close that portal." Jasmine said.

"But, you know how dangerous it is to mix magics!" Genie warned.

Meanwhile, brainwashed Aladdin is trying to get Abu, who got turned into a horse, to go through the portal.

"What's the matter, mighty steed?"

Jasmine flies through the portal and grabs Sadira, pulling her up onto Carpet.

"No!"

"Genie, close the portal! Now!" Y/N ordered.

"Oh, I can't look!"

Genie covers his eyes.

"Here goes nothing!"

He then zaps the portal. There is a huge flash of light; Aladdin is knocked back off his horse.

"No!" Sadira exclaimed in distress.

Abu is surrounded by the flashing light. Genie puts on sunglasses to watch. Aladdin's clothes change back to normal; he has the bowl on his head and is holding the ladle.

Y/N and Jasmine runs up to Aladdin.

"Are you all right?"

"Brother, can you hear me?"

"Uh... uh huh." Aladdin nodded.

"Whew! We got off lucky that time." Genie sighed in relief.

Sabir glares daggers at Sadira, who looks down. Abu changes from a horse into a donkey.

"Oh, boy." Genie, Iago, and True said in unison.

"Abu??" Y/N and Jasmine asked in unison.

Abu nods, while making donkey noises.

"Look on the bright side. Now we can open that salt mine we've always wanted."

This makes Abu mad and kicks Iago. True snickers at that.

"Don't worry, Abu. We'll find some way to change you back." Y/N assured, patting his head.

"Ah, mighty steed! Come, we must face the dragon!" Aladdin said.

"Um, Aladdin?" Jasmine asked with confusion.

"Hmm? You've mistaken me for someone else."

Aladdin climbs onto Abu's back.

"My name is Dragonslayer! And now I'm off!"

He tries to spur Abu, who refuses to move

"He's off, alright." Iago commented.

"Forward, mighty steed! To the dragon's lair!"

"Uh oh! He's still acting out Sadira's fantasy!" Genie said.

"Can't you do something?" Jasmine asked.

"Forget it! It was mixing magics that got us into this mess!"

"Be brave, Princess! Your savior is nigh!"

Sabir shouts at Sadira.

"Now look what you've done!"

"Me?! She's the one who ruined my spell!"

Sadira points at Jasmine, who glares at her angrily.

"You were stealing my fiancé!"

"And your point is?"

"Ooh!"

Sabir couldn't take it and bursts out without second thought.

"Enough, Sadira!!"

Sadira flinches, never expecting her brother to shout like that.

"I've had enough of you and your schemes! No matter how hard I tried to warn you, you never listen! When will you learn and realize that Aladdin doesn't love you at all?!"

"But it's true love!"

"Does it?! It's more of a obsession than love!"

"I helped you find love!"

"By forcing her to love me? No way! Plus, I'm over with it! You should too!"

"But--!"

"No! If you don't figure this out by the end of the day, you can forget being my sister or me being your brother!"

This shocked Sadira as she had no words to say and looked down. Sabir just scoffs and turns around, not wanting to face her.

The others watched awkwardly, except Aladdin who's busy with Abu.

"Onward we ride! Racing like the wind!"

Sadira shook it off and turned to others.

"Look, Aladdin's no good for either of us like this. Somehow we have to break the spell."

Jasmine sighs.

"You're right, but how? I'm afraid to have Genie try anything."

"Well, I could cure him with another kiss..." Sadira suggested with a smile.

"Are you kidding me?!" Y/N exclaimed, urging to strangle her.

"Ooh! You never give up, do you!" Jasmine shouted.

"But it's true!" Sadira defended.

"Yeah, right..." Sabir scoffed, crossing his arms.

Jasmine turns to Genie.

"She's making that up about the kiss, right?"

"Tell us she's wrong." Y/N begged.

"Well, there is a history of osculation in these matters..."

Genie turns into a giant frog; a pair of disembodied lips appear and kiss him, and he changes into a giant frog dressed like a prince.

"Is this funny or just weird?"

Genie makes a screen and a movie projector appear.

"There are a number of ways to cure him..."

The movie starts, showing a cartoony-looking Aladdin.

"You can press him flat under a pyramid..."

A pyramid lands on the cartoon Aladdin, smashing him flat.

"...or you could feed him to a dinosaur."

A tyranosaurus rex swallows the cartoon Aladdin, then disappears in a puff of smoke.

"Squish him with a steamroller! Or blow him up with dynamite!"

The cartoon shows all these things happening to Aladdin.

"Or puree him in a blender! Or boil him in molten lead! Or dress him up in a cat suit and throw him in a kennel! Or..."

"Are there any cures he might actually live through?" Y/N questioned with concern.

"Oh uh, heh heh, just one."

Genie draws a face on his hand and kisses Jasmine with it.

"Kissy kissy! But it's got to be Sadira."

"I give up. Okay, one kiss. Just one." Jasmine sighed in dismay.

"If Genie's right, fine..." Y/N groaned.

"It is her spell after all." Sabir agreed.

"Oh, Dragonslayer..."

Sadira looks around only to find Aladdin is gone.

"Where'd he go?!"

"Uh-oh..."

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In the desert

Genie has changed into Pluto the dog and is following Aladdin's scent. The others follow him on Carpet.

"Are you sure these are Aladdin's tracks, Genie?" Jasmine asked worriedly.

"Unless someone else is using his feet." Genie replied.

"Of course, this deep in bandit territory they're buzzard bait by now." Iago said.

"We'd better hurry." Y/N urged.

"Nobody lasts this long in—"

Carpet smacks Iago to the ground; he lands in front of Genie, who sniffs him.

"Whew!"

He holds up a bottle of spray deodorant.

"Have you considered a man's deodorant?"

Meanwhile, Aladdin is dragging Abu when he sees the two thieves. He brandished his ladle.

"Let me pass! Or so help me, I'll... I'll..."

"You'll what? Spoon us to death?"

The two thieves start laughing.

"Good one, Douani!"

Aladdin hits one of the thieves in the stomach with the ladle.

"He spooned me."

The thief tackles Aladdin.

"Give me that!"

Thief 2 begins dragging Abu away.

"Your hide should fetch a shekel or two!"

"Let go of me, you blaggard!" Aladdin demanded.

Y/N, Jasmine, Sadira, and Sabir arrive on Carpet.

"Over there!" Sadira pointed.

The first thief finally manages to knock Aladdin to the ground and draws his sword.

"Looks like our Dragonslayer needs some rescuing of his own." Jasmine said.

"No kidding." Y/N agreed, shaking her head.

"I'll save Aladdin. You get Abu." Sadira said.

"Wait!"

"No time!"

Sadira jumps off Carpet and lands on the first thief, knocking him to the ground. Sabir sighs, not wanting to leave her alone as he jumps off Carpet too.

"Ah, two victims for the price of one!"

Sadira waves her hands, and bars made of sand rise out of the ground, trapping the thief.

"What is...? What... what trickery is this? Let me out of here, you... you witch!"

Sabir comes behind the thief and knocks him out through the bars.

"She's a sand witch actually."

Sadira looks surprises and smiles at him. But Sabir just gives her nod and looks away, much to her dismay.

Abu is holding onto a rock to stop himself being dragged away by the second thief.

"Won't move, eh?"

He pulls out his sword.

"Then I'll skin you right here."

Y/N, Jasmine, and Carpet fly down towards him; Y/N kicks the sword out of his grasp then Jasmine pulls off his belt, and he spins around until he finally falls over, dizzily, with his pants down.

Sadira hugs Aladdin, but he pushes her back.

"You are a brave warrior. If there's any way I can repay you..."

"Well, there is one way..."

Sadira puckers her lips, much to Sabir's disgust.

"That's the one thing I cannot do. My heart belongs only to the fair princess whom I will rescue from the evil dragon!"

"Maybe I should give it a try. I am a princess, after all." Jasmine said confidently.

"Sorry, it's my spell. It won't work unless it's my kiss."

Y/N rolls her eyes.

"Great..."

Suddenly, Iago comes flying towards them.

"Help! Dragon! Help!"

"A dragon? Where?" Aladdin questioned.

"Just the other side of those rocks! If ya hurry you can slay 'im before he devours the princess."

"Be brave, Princess! Your hero flies to your rescue!"

Aladdin jumps on Abu's back and rides away.

"Iago, what is going on?" Y/N questioned.

"Genie and I have got it all figured out. Come on! We're gonna give Mr. Dragonslayer exactly what he wants!"

They fly toward the rocks, passing Aladdin and Abu. There's what looks like a movie set, complete with wooden scenery.

"What kind of place is this? It all looks so... so..." Jasmine started, trying to find the right word.

"Fake?"

Sadira finishes her sentence and lifts an inflatable boulder over her head. Y/N knocks on the cardboard of the tower. Genie comes in, dressed as a director.

"Of course! It's as phony as a three-drachma bill. That's the magic of the movies!"

Iago flies around Sadira.

"This frumpy frock will never do. Wardrobe!"

Genie turns into a fairy godmother, waves a magic wand over Sadira, and she is dressed in the pink gown again.

"Now remember, dry clean only!"

"Places, everybody!"

Iago lands on the inflatable boulder, which starts leaking air.

"Inflatable rocks? Oh, like we can't afford real rocks. Props!"

Jasmine chains Sadira to part of the set.

"Uh... is this a good idea?" Sabir asked, having a bad feeling about this.

"Do you think all this stuff will fool Aladdin?" Sadira asked.

"At least these chains are real." Jasmine said.

"Why do I have a bad feeling about that?"

"You're not the only one, sis."

"Let's just hope it works." Y/N said.

Aladdin comes riding towards them.

"Never fear, Princess! Dragonslayer approaches!"

"He's coming! But where's the dragon?" Jasmine said.

"Effects! Cue the dragon!" Iago called.

Genie presses some buttons on a remote control, and a giant mechanical dragon approaches, roaring and breathing fire.

"Is that thing safe?" Y/N asked.

"Sure! What could go wrong!"

Genie shrugs, accidentally throwing the remote against a rock, breaking it. The dragon goes haywire.

"Well, that's one possibility..."

"You just have to jinx it, didn't you?" Sabir deadpanned.

"Sabir, Y/N, Jasmine, help!"

The dragon breathes fire at Sadira, but misses; she screams.

"Genie, make it stop!" Jasmine pleaded.

Genie is searching through a trunk full of remote controls.

"It's okay, I have more remote controls right here. Garage door, CD player... now what does this one do?"

He presses a button and his head flies off.

"Oh, that's right..."

Genie's head lands a few feet behind his body, which is stumbling around looking for the head.

"Over here, this way!"

He whistles at his body.

"What am I whistling for? I'm the part with ears."

Sadira raises giant sand bars around the dragon, like she did with the thief earlier. The dragon swings its tail at them, knocking them down. Sabir runs towards Sadira to help her get out while Jasmine gets on Carpet, flies above the dragon's head, and throws a rock at it.

"You wanna snack on a princess? Why not try the real thing?"

The dragon breathes fire at her; Carpet gets her out of the way just in time. Y/N stands in front of the dragon and places her hands on the sand, creating two giant sand illusion snakes. They hiss at the dragon as it roars back. They wrapped their tail around the dragon, trying to squeeze it tight. But it was too strong as the dragon bite onto one of the sand snakes and toss it towards the second one, sending them flying as they crashed onto the rocky wall. The sand dispersed as the illusion wore off. The dragon turns to Y/N, who's trying to memorize the words when she remembers something. She glares up at the dragon that's coming towards her. She punches the ground of the sand, causing an earthquake. This shook the dragon off as it struggles to balance itself. Sadira and Sabir watches in awe.

"Nice one, Y/N! Where did you learn that?" Sadira said.

"It's classified." Y/N said with pride.

Aladdin is still riding toward them.

"Don't worry, Princess! Dragonslayer shall save you! Charge!"

"Aladdin, no!" Y/N exclaimed.

The dragon breathes fire again; Jasmine ducks, and Abu sees the fire coming at him and turns to run the opposite direction.

"About, mighty steed! Turn about!"

The dragon chases after Aladdin and Abu. Sabir tries to take the manacles off of Sadira as Jasmine and Y/N comes back to them.

"If only I had the key!" Sabir groaned.

"Or something to pick it with." Sadira siad.

"That's it! Iago! Get Abu's lock picks! Hurry!" Y/N called.

Iago flies off.

"Check! But I'll expect a thank you later — in large bills, please!"

The dragon has Aladdin cornered.

"Taste cold steel, beast!"

Aladdin goes to hit the dragon with his ladle, but it kicks him away. Abu tries to kick the dragon, but it knocks him back with its tail. Iago flies down and takes the lock picks out of his vest.

"I'll return these when you get your fingers back."

The dragon is about to step on Aladdin, but Carpet flies down and carries him out of the way.

Iago returns to Y/N, Jasmine, Sadira, and Sabir with the lock picks.

"How do I know which one to use?" Jasmine asked, looking at the keys.

"Try the 19Z double reverse Fatima pick." Sadira suggested.

"This one?"

"That's the Faisal-head! Don't they teach you anything at the palace?"

"Not thievery!"

"No time to argue! Just hurry it up!" Sabir exclaimed.

"Ah, deplorable how they ignore the basics..." Iago commented.

Jasmine is still picking the lock of Sadira's manacles. Y/N and Sabir watches around to make sure the dragon doesn't come back.

"Okay, raise the upper pick. Jiggle the bottom one. A little more. A little more—"

The manacles pop open.

"There!" Jasmine said.

"Yes!!" Sabir cheered.

"Nice one, Jaz!" Y/N smiled.

"You did it! Not bad... for a princess." Sadira said.

Carpet is flying toward them with Aladdin, who has the bowl stuck down over his eyes.

"Oh no! Hurry, pretend you're still trapped!"

Jasmine puts the manacles back on Sadira, without closing them all the way.

"What?"

"I'll free you, Princess!"

Aladdin lands and runs toward Sadira, swinging his ladle in the air. He accidentally hits Iago.

"Watch where you're swinging that thing."

Aladdin takes the chains off Sadira.

"My hero!" Sadira smiled.

The dragon approaches, snapping at them.

"Princess, look out!"

Aladdin hits it with his ladle.

"Dragon, prepare to meet your doom!"

"Carpet! Save him!" Jasmine called.

Carpet wraps himself around the dragon's mouth. It tries to breathe fire, but knocks itself backwards instead. It then tries to pull Carpet off of its snout.

"I have an idea, but I need your guys' help." Jasmine said.

"But what...?"

"Trust me!"

Jasmine pushes Y/N, Sadira, and Sabir along the way. Genie's body is still trying to pick up its head, but keeps missing.

The dragon finally pulls Carpet off and throws him to the ground, then advances on Aladdin. It bites off the end of the ladle.

"Perhaps Dragonslayer needs... a bigger sword?"

"Hey, dragon! Over here! Toro! Toro!"

Jasmine is waving a red cape at the dragon, which looks over at her.

"Toro! What's the matter? Feet stuck to the ground?"

The dragon walks toward Jasmine. We can see that she has a rope hooked to the back of her clothing. The rope goes up and over the scenery, and Sadira and Sabir are holding the other end. Y/N is by the mountain of rocks with her pendant glowing.

"Toro! Toro! Come on you slowpoke! Toro! Toro!"

The hook comes loose from Jasmine's clothing and swings behind her.

"Come on! Come and get me!"

Iago sees the hook loose.

"Uh oh..."

The dragon is almost to Jasmine.

"Pull me up, Sadira and Sabir! Now!"

"No! Jasmine!"

"This is crazy!"

"Now, Sadira, Sabir! Sadira! Sabir!"

Iago flies down and re-hooks Jasmine.

"Sadira! Sabir!"

Together, Sadira and Sabir pulls Jasmine out of the way and the dragon runs past towards Y/N. She quickly places her hands on the ground, creating earthquake again and making the rocks rumble and come crashing down onto the dragon, breaking it into a million pieces. Genie finally finds his head, but puts it on backwards.

"Ooh, what'd I miss? Did I miss something?"

He looks down.

"Wait a minute, this can't be right."

"What was I thinkin'?! I could've been killed!"

Iago turns to Abu and grabs him.

"Don't ever let me do anything like that again!"

"Some dragonslayer I am." Aladdin said dejectedly.

"You were wonderful!" Sadira assured.

"My princess!"

Aladdin hugs Sadira, causing Y/N and Jasmine to get annoyed.

"This had better work, that's all I can say."

"Same."

Aladdin and Sadira kiss; they are surrounded by sparkling sand.

"Ooh!" Jasmine growled.

Y/N looks like she's about to puke while Sabir just shakes his head. Abu changes back into a monkey.

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!"

Aladdin gets back to normal as his mind was all clear.

"Huh? Sadira!"

He looks down and sees Sadira hugs him; he gasps.

"Jasmine! Uh, I can explain!"

Aladdin pushes Sadira away.

"I mean, I can't explain! I mean I... I..."

"Sit down, relax; I'll explain everything later."

Jasmine makes Aladdin sit down on the inflatable rock.

"Jasmine? I just wanted to say, well, I'm sorry. Aladdin's your boyfriend, not mine."

Sadira turns to Y/N, who gives her a stern glare.

"And I'm sorry for bringing you into this mess and forcing you to be with my brother. I just wanted him and myself to be happy."

This made Y/N soften a little. Then she turns to her brother Sabir.

"I'm sorry for not listening to you, brother. You're right about everything. I think it's time for me to move on and start something else that doesn't involve forcing someone to be with."

"And you promise?" Sabir asked with a small smile.

"I promise."

Sadira brings out her pinkie and Sabir interlocks his pinkie with hers. They both smiled and pulled away before Savir gives her a hug. Sadira shows out her pink gown.

"But maybe with this outfit I can attract a hero of my own!"

"Are you sure you want one? Come on, I'm treating us to a well-deserved shopping spree." Jasmine offered, taking Sadira and Y/N's arm.

"Hey, wait for me!" Aladdin called.

"Sorry! Women only."

"Sis?!"

"Deal with it, bro." Y/N smirked.

The girls leave.

"Jasmine! Sis! Wait up!"

Aladdin goes after them as Sabir follows behind to stop him.

"Hold up, Aladdin! Let's have a boys day since they're having girls day!"

"Oh, poor Al! If he ever finds out what happened, he's gonna be so humiliated! He'll be mortified! He'll never live it down!" Genie exclaimed, frowning at the running Aladdin.

"Yeah, I can't wait to tell 'im. Yoo-hoo! Oh, Dragonslayer! Dragonslayer!"

Iago flies after Aladdin. Genie's eyes widens and starts running after Iago.

"Oh! No! Wait! Iago! No! Wait! No! Back! Back! No!"

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