Josh gets up from the ground and finds himself trapped inside the cave.

"Oh, my head."

He looks around.

"Hello? Help! Anybody? Hello?"

While looking, he sees that he still has the lamp.

"What's so great about this thing anyway? Hey, I think it says something."

As Josh rubs the lamp, the all-powerful Genie appears, the magical Brendon Urie.

"Whoa!" He cried. "Ten thousand years can give you such a click in the neck!"

Josh doesn't believe his eyes.

"I think I might be hallucinating..."

"Hallucinating? Impossible! I may be dreamy, but I'm no hallucination."

"Who are you?" Josh asked.

"Who am I? Whoa am I? Isn't it obvious? Brendon Urie! Genie of the lamp!"

"So you're from inside the lamp?" Josh asked.

"No, I'm from Cleveland. Of course I'm from inside the lamp! And you are the master of said lamp, so you get three wishes!"

"So you're gonna give me three wishes?"

"And I thought the echo in the lamp was bad! Try to keep up, kid. I got a production number to get to!"

"You mean... I can wish for anything I want?"

"That's right! But ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. You got a name, kid?"

"Joshua Dun." He replied.

"Mind if I call you Josh... Josh?"

"Of course!"

"Great! Now, why don't you just ruminate whilst I illuminate the poss-o-bilities!"

The cave lights up and everything comes to life for Brendon's sing and dance number.

"Hit it!"

(Start song)

Wa wa wa!
Oh my!
Wa wa wa!
No no!
Wa wa wa!
Ha ha ha!

Well Alibaba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck cause up your sleeves
You got brand of magic never fails

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch pizzazz yahoo and how!
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say,

Mister Joshua sir, what will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me

No no no!

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir!

We pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish!
How bout a little more baklava?

Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude!
You ain't never had a friend like me.

"Now watch me sell it!"

Wa wa wa!
Oh my!
Wa wa wa!
No no!
Wa wa wa!
Ah ha ha!

Can your friends do this?

Brendon does a cartwheel.

Can your friends do that?

Brendon does a summersault.

Can your friends pull this?

Brendon does a backflip.

Out their little hat?

"Gimme a doggie bag! Genie's taking it home!"

Mister Joshua sir
Have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job
You bignabob

You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend

You ain't never
Had a
Friend
Like me!

Wa wa wa!
Oo wa!
Wa wa wa!
Oo wa!
Wa wa wa!
Oo wa!

You ain't never had a friend like me! Yeah!

Josh claps for him.

"Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you."

Brendon turns to Josh.

"So, what do you say we put the focus on the hocus pocus? What do you want, kid?"

"You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want, huh?" Josh asked.

"That's right!" Brendon cried. "But with the lamp comes great responsibility! So let's go over the rulebook, shall we?"

"What are the rules?"

Rule number one, I can't kill anybody. Rule number two, I can't bring anybody back from the dead. And rule number three, I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else. Got it?"

"Got it." Josh repliedx

"Good."

While thinking about his three wishes, Josh gets an idea.

"Some all-powerful Genie you are. You probably couldn't even get us out of this cave. I'll just have to find my way out of here myself.

Suddenly, Brendon gets angry.

"Excuse me? Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here, now all of a sudden, you're walking out of me. I don't think so, not right now. You're getting your wishes so sit down!"

Josh does as told.

"So this is how it's gonna be? Well, watch this!"

Using his magic, the Genie opens the cave entrance and Josh makes his way out of the cave, with Brendon following behind.

Together, they begin their way back to Moria.