Author: Oh yeah! This will be an epic story!

Hidan: Who the fuck is it now?

Zetsu: That would be us.

Hidan: Oh fuck no! He'll eat me!

Author: Don't worry, he won't, I'll make sure of it in this story! Enjoy!

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Hidan didn't know what the hell had happened, he was walking home from work (A/N : he's a teacher by the way, teaching religion) and then suddenly got pulled into a van before getting knocked out. When he woke up, he found himself strapped on a bed naked. He was panicking, tried his best to get out of this bounds, but was unsuccessful, and had finally given up. The religion teacher was having a really bad feeling about this, and the fact he was getting cold wasn't helping. Just as he was about to scream at the top of his lungs, the door opened to reveal two, and Hidan admits, handsome men. They are most definitely twins, yet what differ from them is one had black hair, and the other had white. The two men smirked, and they spoke.

"Finally awake, Hidan?"

"H-huh?"

"What? Don't you recognise us?"

Hidan stared at them for awhile, brain trying it's best to work, they do look familiar, but he can't put his finger to it. He tried and tried, but then it clicked in his head, and stared at them in disbelief.

"Y-yin, Yang?"

"Oh! He remembered! Thank Kami! It's been, what, 3 years?"

The Zetsu brothers, what do they want with him, why did they kidnapped him, why why why? Yang chuckled at how Hidan reacted, and he answered his unsaid question.

"I bet you are very confuse right now, so let me say it straight, we want to fuck you."

"W-WHAT!!?"

"It's true, we want to fuck you, and we were getting impatient to wait longer."

"Why do you shitheads want to fuck me?!"

The twins only smirked, and approached him like hungry animals, making Hidan blush, and the fact he was butt naked made things worse for him. Hidan let out a yelp when Yin grabbed his member and squeezed it, then moaned as he pumped it. Yang leaned into his ear and whispered.

"All will be said, after sex, little bunny."

' Oh Jashin, this won't end well.'

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Hidan clutched the strap that bound his hands to the headboard, struggling to not to moan out loud. A vibrater was vibrating against his cock, while three fingers was pumping in and out of his hole. He shivered and twitched under the twins, having no choice but to release his moans as Yang got rougher with his fingers and Yin siting the vibrater a level higher.

"N-noooo... st-OP!! Oh oh oh! G-gha!"

The Zetsu brothers only smirked, licking their lips hungrily at the sight of Hidan. Hidan shivered and jerked, his body spasming from the pleasure he was receiving. Yin and Yang chuckled, finding it adorable that Hidan was trying his best to fight back, but it was impossible. They panted, both their cocks hardening and making the pants really tight, so they decided it was enough playing around and start getting serious. Yang removed his fingers, while Yin withdraw the vibrater. Hidan laid there limply, feeling his head getting light. To say the truth, he was actually enjoying this, it's been awhile since he last did this. Nobody really know he liked being tied up, being teased, and being called names while letting his partner, though in this case, partners have their way with him. He was too dazed to realise that one of the Zetsu brothers had settled himself between his legs, until he felt him thrusted inside him. This action caused him to yelp in shock, but then moaned, though glaring at Yin who smirked cockily.

"Y-you fucking bastar-AH!!"

Hidan didn't get to finish his yelling when Yin moved roughly inside him, sending pleasant shivers through his whole body. He gave up struggling, accepting the pleasure from his partner above as he moaned for him. Yang chuckled at how erotic Hidan looked, his face was red, eyes had turned darker and he was drooling. What made both Zetsu brothers smirked, yet a bit surprised, is that Hidan spread his legs wider as far as the bounds allowed it, giving Yin more room to go in deeper. And Yin did so, he thrusted deeper, groaning and panting when Hidan clamped down on him.

"Such a needy whore, do you really want me this badly?"

"YES!!"

"Do you want to be punished? Getting spanked? And be hopeless?"

"Yes yes YES!!"

Hidan let out a loud moan when his ass got spanked. And being called names was enough to make him cum all over his stomach. Feeling Hidan's hole tightening caused Yin to swore and came deep inside his victim before pulling out and smirked.

"Well this was a surprise, it's unexpected for Hidan to behave like this."

"Yeah, last time I checked, Hidan wasn't a submissive type."

Hidan didn't respond, his head was too hazy to snap and throw insults. All what he could think that he wanted more, more of the maddening pleasure and pain, so he whined and waved his ass a little. He even begged them to fuck him more, it even was clear in his eyes that he wants it. What he said next caught both brothers off gaurd.

"I... want you to... p-prevent me from cumming, please."

"... Holy shit."

"Didn't see that coming, damn... I didn't expect him to be a masochist."

Both brothers stared at each other, gulping as the room was filled with Hidan's whines and pants. They turned their heads back and nodded at Hidan, and went to the closet to get something to prevent Hidan from cumming again. It turned out to be a red ribbon.

"Right, let us do this."

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"Oh~! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit~!

Hidan had let out loud series of moans and gasp as he rode Yang, loving the way his ass was grabbed and squeezed. The Zetsu brothers decided to untie him, commanding him to touch himself as long as he didn't touch the ribbon. The only part Hidan touched himself was his nipples, tugging, pinching and pulling them roughly. Yang had sworn he said hearts in those beautiful eyes of him.

' Shit, I'm not going to last very long.'

Yang had thrusted upwards, buring himself deeper and harder inside him, and that caused Hidan to have the 4th dry orgasm. Hidan couldn't take it anymore, he started pleading and begging for permission to cum, and Yang knew he'll cum soon too. So he reached for the ribbon and untied it, releasing Hidan's cock, and made him swore as Hidan threw his head back, screaming as he rode through his release. The second the walls squeezed his cock made Yang to bury himself as deep as he could inside him as he came, groaning at the pleasant feeling. When they both were done, Hidan had immediately passed out and collapsed on Yang who had later wrapped his arms around him, pulling himself out of Hidan's hole. He layed him gently on the bed before pulling the covers over him. The Zetsu brothers had put their clothes back on and silently walked out of the door before shutting the door softly.

"Hope he won't be mad tomorrow."

"You and I both know he'll be very mad."

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Author: Told you I will make sure you won't get eaten.

Hidan: I'm fuckin' greatful for that, but when will this nightmare end?

Zetsu: I feel hurt.

Author: Don't worry Zetsu, I know just the thing to make you happy. Come with me.

Hidan: Hey! You didn't fuckin' answer my question! Oi, Author!