Author: This will cute and hot chapter!

Sasori: I don't do cute, it's annoying.

Hidan: Yeah, I'm with puppeteer.

Author: Yeah yeah whatever, let us continue with the last chapter.

Hidan: Finally!

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"YOU FUCKIN' PINOCIO!! UNTIE ME SO I CAN KILL YOU!!"

"I can't be killed, idiot, I'm a puppet."

Hidan growled, he was very much embarrassed and pissed off right now, Sasori had the nerve to tie him up on a chair, naked, with his legs spread wide. His hands was tied behind his head, making it impossible to move, plus a collar was tied around his neck. His whole face was beat red, though mostly pissed than embarrassed, it was amusing for Sasori. He gave a cocky smirk as he rested his head on his hand, loving the way Hidan struggled without shame.

"Fuckin' damnit untie me already!"

"No."

"WHY THE FUCK NOT!!?"

"Because this is amusing."

"I'M GOING TO KILL YA!!"

"For the last time, I'm a puppet. I can't be killed."

Sasori chuckled at how pissed Hidan got, his struggles getting more violent at each answer and reply. Is it wrong to be turned on to see someone like Hidan helpless and pissed off? Probably, judging by how his hard on pushed against his pants. He might be a puppet, but he still has a few human part, such as his dick, also his sperm and balls, and mouth, so basically he is a incomplete puppet. It only took a few more minutes, and Hidan got tired, exhausted from his pointless struggles.

"Tired?"

"Fuck you!"

"As you wish."

"W-what!? I didn't fuckin' mean it like that!"

"Too late."

Hidan yelped in shock as Sasori used his chakra to push a fucking dildo, that was already lubricant, deep inside his hole. Hidan let out reluctant moans, trying so hard as to keep them under control, but failed miserably. Because one, it was pushed hard against his prostate, much to his amazement how fast Sasori found it, and two, the dildo was vibrating. Hidan trashed on the chair, making it creak at each movement he made, and it got Sasori hornier. It's true that he was very much attracted to Hidan, and luck on his side, he was asked to punish him for his actions during a mission, and nobody else was available except him. He smirked and pulled the vibrater out, not going to give him a chance to cum that easily.

"Do you know why I'm doing this?"

"N-no."

"I'm punishing you for your action during a mission you went."

"That fuckin' leader!"

"And because I'm attracted to you."

"E-Eh!?"

Before Hidan can question again, Sasori had shoved the vibrater back inside him, and keened out, twitching and shivering. Sasori licked his lips at the sight, smirking devilishly at his prey who was now in a moaning mess. Hidan then pushed himself to form words.

"W-what d... ngh! D-do you meAHnn-nnn by... Hah... ah... a-attracted! Oh shiiiiiiiit!"

"Fuhuhuhuhu, well, ever since you came here, I was having this weird feeling, which was strange."

"S-strange?"

"Yeah, I'm a puppet, remember? So I went to down on my day off and found some answers I was looking for. I was surprised at first, but I got curious and, what other would say, go with the flow. Though I later got impatient, and you know I never have patience. And then leader wanted me to punish you, doesn't matter how I do it. As long as you get punished."

With that Sasori pushed the vibrater as deep and hard Hidan's body allow it, and the jashinist threw his head back and screamed, and came all over himself. Sasori pulled the vibrater out and disable his chakra strings, making the vibrater fall to the ground with a loud thud. He stood up and walked towards a worn out Hidan, grabbed him by the hair and forced his head up to look at him.

"Who told you, that you could cum?"

"G-go fuck yourself puppeteer!"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, now that's no way to talk back to your punisher, looks like you need more punishing. Get ready little bunny, for the punishment of your life."

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Deidara was tired, damn that leader for not sending someone else to go hunting down a damn stalker. He admits the guy was a tough opponent, but in the end blown the guy to pieces. He was near his room and was about to open it but a sudden loud moan made him jump. Deidara send a questioning look at Sasori's door before approaching it and pressed his ear against. Though what he heard made his whole face heat up.

"Nooooooo~! S-tupid puppeteAH!! OH FUCK!! No not there~!"

"Geez, you're so tight, and good!"

"Hiyaa!"

' Holy shit, they're fucking! Sasori... and Hidan... are fucking, I did not see that coming.'

So Deidara decided to leave this two in peace, and retreated to the TV room. Might as well sleep here and not in his room, and at least he has a reason to sleep on the couch. The next following days Deidara never made eye contact with Sasori or Hidan, despite them insulting him.

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Author: And we are done!

Hidan: That was fucking embarrassing you HAG!

Sasori: I found that quite enjoyable. You really are talented. It was art.

Hidan: NO SHE'S FUCKING NOT!! AND THAT WAS SO NOT ART!!

Author: Aww thanks Sasori, I was writing a lot of stories since Grade 6. So basically 6 years ago.

Hidan: EH!?!

Sasori: *Whistles* Wow, impressive, so can we go now?

Author: Yes you can, this was the last chapter, so, bye-bye readers!