Author: Dear readers, there will be no yaoi in this chapter, I'm sorry😭, please don't kill me!🙇

Kisame: They'll have to go through me first *point Samehada at readers threatinly*

Author: MY HERO!!

Hidan: ... So I'm guessing I'll be paired up with Konan since she's the only girl.

Konan: That's right, author did say there will be no yaoi.

Author: Well let's get on with it then! Though this story will be short.

...

Hidan had let out a sigh, he can't believe it had actually happened, last night was fun, yes, but he didn't expect to have sex with Konan of all people. Don't get him wrong, he thinks Konan is a very hot, but this is the his leader's childhood friend. Imagine the look on Pein's face if he suddenly walks in his room and saw both him and Konan are naked and are cuddling under the sheets. He would be even more pissed if he ends up getting Konan pregnant, luckily he so happens to a box of condoms in his drawer he almost forgot about. Though what surprised him was that Konan is very dominant, even a bit sadistic, so Hidan's words of advice, don't judge the book by its cover, always judge the contents. Hidan let out another sigh, and climbed out of bed without waking Konan up, gathering his clothes that was on the clothes and put it on. He let out a stretch and yawned.

"Sleep well?"

"... Thought ya were still sleeping."

"I was until you climbed out of bed."

Konan had sat up before she herself let out a yawn and stretched, groaning heavenly when her muscles were completely relaxed. Hidan had studied her naked body, seeing few hichkies on her body, especially her chest he had concentrated the most. He shook his head, though did her a favour and gathered her clothes as well before giving it to her. Konan smiled and thanked him, turning her attention to put on her clothes. The tension between them was a little awkward, but yet also very pleasant.

"So, why do you have a box of condoms in your closet?"

"The fucking blondie gave it to me, he said sooner or later, I might have a prisoner I'll be interested in to fuck senseless. Though last night I was your "prisoner", by the way you were fuckin' great."

"Why thank you, knowing you that you love pain, I used my fantasies to satisfy you."

"You have fantasies?"

Konan blushed, but nodded her head, saying she had fantasized to be always dominant, involving only Hidan. It was a big secret that Konan had a big crush on Hidan, despite him being immortal. Most of her fantasies was about tying Hidan up and tease him, preventing from cumming, whip him, even calling her mistress. Though it was wise to never say that out loud, who knows how he will react to it.

"It's fine if ya don't want to share it, I understand, so let's go get something to eat, sex makes me hungry."

...

Author: And we are done, sorry if this chapter was too short, I couldn't think of any more to write.

Konan: It's fine, I'm not a fan to be written about.

Author: I still think it's a bit unfair, but I really was out of ideas.

Hidan: Fucking horny bitch she said it was fine! Can we get a move on!?

Author: Okay okay, sorry. I hope you readers enjoyed it!