Author: Yo, this will be the first couple so please enjoy this!

Hidan: Who the fuck are you pairing me up first?

Kisame: That would be me.

Hidan: EEEHHHH!!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?

Author: Nope, and don't worry, you'll like this! Oh and Kisame, please do the disclaimer!

Kisame: No problem, the author doesn't own Naruto or the other characters, and those who wanna hurt her or say bad things about her, you are dead meat *pulls out Samehada* do I make myself clear?

Author: Awwww, I have my own body gaurd!

Hidan: *Scowls* Damn wich, whatever just don't you fucking readers say I'm cute, enjoy the fucking damn story.

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Today was the day that Pein must pair his members with different partner for 3 weeks, and a few wasn't very happy about. Pein had paired Itachi with Deidara, Tobi with Kakuzu, Sasori with Zetsu and Hidan with Kisame.

"Why, if you don't mind answering leader, are we being paired up with different partners?"

"I noticed that a few of you are lacking with peace with each other and decided to make you get along."

"Kisame and Hidan don't lack peace, they don't even try to kill each other, the same goes with Sasori and Zetsu."

"True, but they are ignoring each other, and I don't want my members to act like that. I want all my members to give attention to each other."

A few members nod their heads, understanding what their leader is saying, while the rest groaned, but had said nothing about it. Pein nodded his head and gave each one a scroll.

"Now each one has a job to do, a few might get embarrassing ones, the rest will get difficult ones, so try not to back down."

Each member nodded their heads and then went to their rooms to pack up their stuff and move in with their new partner.

Kisame pov

So, Hidan and I huh, never thought that I would be paired up with him, but Deidara was right, Hidan and I don't have any problems with each other. I waited for my new partner, reading a book to keep me busy, and just as I was about to read the next page, Hidan came busted in. I raised my head, seeing that he wore a cheeky grin, even though I don't know him much, but even I know that look of his spells trouble.

"So me and you eh Kisame, this must be fucking thrilling."

"Yep, thrilling, now since you're here, let's go through our mission before heading out."

I took the scroll that was next to me and opened it, reading it patiently through, but after that, I could feel my face heat up. Leader wants us to do WHAT!!? Are you kidding me!?

"... Uhhhhhh... Kisame, why are you turning purple?"

I wordlessly threw the scroll to Hidan, still disbelieving what I just red, but when Hidan turned scarlet in the face and yelled, it pretty clear what we had to do.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!?"

"... That damn leader of us."

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Hidan pov

I can't believe we're going to do this, we're going to have to, well, Kisame and I must have sex with each other just to get money, and to get the money, we have to fuck in front of young, inexperienced​ boys. After this mission I'm going to kill that damn leader of us.

"... N-nervous?"

"Y-yes... s-so... uhhhh... how are we going to fuck each other?"

"Don't ask me that embarrassing question! We'll know when we get there!"

Great, this is going to be the most embarrassing and humiliating mission ever, why of all people did leader choose us for this damn mission? After five hours of walking, we were finally at this damn sex club, and I could feel my face heat up. This is it, we're going to do it, and I know after this, it would be very awkward. I took a deep breath before walking in with Kisame in this damn, perverted club. The minute we walked in, some random young man grabbed us by the arm and dragged us to a room.

"You guys must be the people who volunteered to show us how to have sex? I'm Yoru, I'll be one of them."

"... Nice meeting you kid."

Normal pov

Yoru lead them into a room where there stood a bed in the middle of the white room, and both wonder what is it with people with the colour of white. Kisame wanted to tell Yoru what they should do, but he got no response, instead he was answered my the kid's silence and by the door that had closed.

"Dear volunteered guest, please show our youngsters how to have fun, after the show I'll properly thank you."

Hidan turned scarlet, but he walked to the bed and began to strip, and Kisame copied Hidan, only stopping by his boxer, leaving it for now on. The jashinist climbed onto the bed and layed down, feeling his heart began to thump madly when Kisame climbed onto him.

"Right, let's just get this over with, but before anything happens, tell me you're not a virgin."

"I'm not a fucking virgin, it's just been awhile since I got fucked."

"That's good, so I don't have to hold back."

Warning, hard lemon

Kisame leaned in and captured Hidan's lips, surprised at how warm and soft his lips feel. He slowly rubbed his body, starting from the cheek, the neck, his shoulder, his chest, the stomach, his hips, his legs and knees, then back up to the hips, stomach, chest, shoulder and neck. Kisame then began to slide his hand from Hidan's back, spine and his ass, making him blush but moan. They broke apart in need for air, and Kisame began to nip, suck kiss and lick his neck, going further down to the chest and immediately took a nipple in his mouth. Hidan moaned and gasped in pleasure, feeling the spark going straight for his groin. He wanted so bad for Kisame to bit hard on it and to pound into him without any preparation or lube, but unlucky for him, they are doing it in front of virgins, judging by the look they are showing. So all what Hidan can do is moan, pant gasp and beg while holding his partner.

"K-Kisamm-mmee... s-stop f-fuc-kin' teasing mmm... mmmee- ah!"

Kisame had lightly bit Hidan's nipple, switching to the other one to give it the same treatment, he was making Hidan a moaning mess. After Kisame was done playing with them, he moved on by kissing his way down to his groin, giving it a little lick before engulfing it whole. The sudden action had made the jashinist buck his hips, barring him deeper in the shark man's mouth. While he pleasured the uke, he brought his fingers to his mouth and began to lubricate his fingers before bringing it to Hidan's twitching hole. He swirled it around, that made Hidan moan and shudder, before inserting a finger, then the second one, then the third one. He thrusted them a few times, twisting them around to find Hidan's prostate.

"A-AH!! T-there!"

Kisame withdrew his fingers, removing his boxer and positioned himself between Hidan's legs before pushing himself in slowly. The jashinist panted, biting his hand from preventing any embarrassing sounds to slip out of his mouth. Since he's a pain lover, so far what Kisame has heard, he didn't have to be gentle with him. The swordsman pulled out and slammed roughly into Hidan, immediately striking his prostate.

"F-FUUUUUCK!! K-KISAME!!"

' God damnit, he's so tight, and so cute.'

Kisame thrusted violently in Hidan, making him moan and scream louder, and the young boys outside the room turned red and grew hard at the sight. Hidan desperately clutches the bedsheets, twisting it in his hands from the intens pleasure. Kisame would never have thought that Hidan could be such a beautiful sight, he would make a perfect lover, even with that rude mouth of his. Kisame had leaned forward to capture those juicy, soft, pink lips once more, drowning the sound that flew from his uke's mouth.

' G-gonna c-cum, I'm c-cumming.'

Kisame pulled back and watched the jashinist, drools were sliding down from Hidan's mouth, his face was scarlet, and the way his body writhed underneath him, it was enough to send Kisame over the edge. Feeling how Kisame released himself in him made Hidan scream his name when he came, feeling the ecstasy wash over his body.

End of the hard lemon

Hidan and Kisame sat in the office of their client, both embarrassed what they had did, Hidan was beat red and Kisame was dark purple (since he's a blue guy, the red well show as purple, because we all know red and blue mixed together will form the colour purple), but they had to admit, it had felt really good. The client, Hideto, give them warm smiles and give their money he promised.

"Thanks for volunteering to help with the youngsters. If you two gentlemen would like, you're welcome to come and visit, and maby test one of my boys."

"Yeah, we'll think about it, thanks for offering."

Hideto smiled one more time and bowed before calling out Yoru to show them the exit. Yoru bid his goodbye and closed the door behind them, leaving Kisame and Hidan alone together.

"... I don't know about you Kisame, but that was the most fucking embarrassing mission I ever did."

Kisame said nothing, only nodding his head in agreement, but deep down inside, he enjoyed every minute of the mission. Hopefully their leader will send them here again if the client needs help again.

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Author: So what did you readers think? Wasn't it so hot?

Hidan: What the fuck, that was fucking humiliating!

Kisame: I think it was hot, I don't mind having another round with Hidan.

Author: Sure, go on ahead and-

Hidan: *Runs away with Kisame pursuing him* NOOOOOOO!! STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! KAKUZU HELP MEEEE!!

Author: ... Ok... anyway, please review of what you guys think! Until next time! *Runs after them* Wait up guys!