Author: Hehehehe, oh Hidaaan, guess who you're being paired up with~!

Hidan: *Gulps* W-who?

Kakuzu: Me Hidan.

Hidan: *Tries to run away*

Author: *Ties him up and gags him* Oh no you don't, you're going to enjoy this whether you like it or not.

Kakuzu: Does this involves money?

Author: *Sweat drop* Is that all what you care about? You know what, nevermind, let us just continue. Plus this will be a very long chapter, and Hidan will not cuss in this story. ENJOY!!

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Kakuzu had let out a sigh, irritated that he had to deal with another Yakuza gang, calling themselves the Red Horn. He had just finished the last paperwork he needed to sort out, though he was extremely pissed that gang hadn't promised his money like they said. He was going to make sure when he sees them again, he will show no mercy and have them feel painful tortures that is going to be very slow. Right now he needed a break, a break where he can blow some steam, problem is, he doesn't know where to start. Just then one of his servant knocked on the door and enter, carrying his dinner and a letter on the tray. Kakuzu raised a confused eyebrow, and knowing that look the servant spoke.

"One of your old friends had send you a letter, sir. I did not open it."

"Who's it from?"

"It's from master Deidara, sir."

Kakuzu groaned in displeasure, not in the mood for the loud mouth blondie, he himself is surprised he didn't kill him yet, and still friends with him. What Kakuzu admires about Deidara is his bravery and guts, even if it did put him in a hospital. The servant placed the tray on his tabel, bowing before exiting. Kakuzu grabbed the letter and opened it, and began to read.

Dear Kakuzu

It's been awhile since we hang out, and I guess you're stress right now, so I was wondering if it's possible for you to have a break and come with me by this new gay bar. They have supper hot men and women there, we can even buy them like slaves!

Kakuzu snorted at that, it sounds like a waist of money, though he save him some trouble to have actually someone on his bed. If he's ever in this same situation, he could always take his frustration and stress on whoever he's interested in. For once buying someone to use sounds like a good idea. He let out another sigh and finished his reading.

I know you are not the type to buy something or someone, knowing you are an a obsessed money freak. Just try to be interested in something else rather than money! Please just say yes! If you agree, meet me at that bar.

Deidara

Kakuzu thought about this for awhile, and to make sure he makes the right decision, he called one of his friends that always helps in this situation.

"It's time to call Obito."

...

It was the worst time for him to call, 'cause right now, he was hearing pleasured moans, pants and screams from a man. He guessed it was that silver haired man he bought 2 weeks ago.

"Kakuzu~! Been a long time haven't it?"

"... Sorry for ruining you're private moment, but I need your help."

"Not a problem, I'm sure Bakashi doesn't mind~!"

Just then he heard a smack sound, after that a surprised yelp, he guessed that the silver haired man's ass got smacked. He was surprised that type of man exist, the first time he saw him shocked him. Kakuzu let out a sigh, ignoring the sounds Obito's "pet" was making, and spoke.

"Deidara wants me to go with him at this new bar, the place where we can buy slaves and all."

"Oh? Planning on buying one?"

"That's why I called you, is it worth it?"

"Mmmmhhh~! I say go for it, buy one and fuck him or her senseless, just like how I'm doing Bakashi right now!"

"Thanks, enjoy your night."

Well, guess he's buying a slave after all.

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Kakuzu was seated in his chair with a hyperactive blonde next to him, he admits this place is fancy and surprisingly big, it looked more like a club. He was unprepared, however, the singer who had stepped on a stage, he didn't imagine to ever see him again. Said person was equally shocked as him, and he had a blush on his cheeks, though it disappeared and was replaced by a scowl.

' Never would've expect to see you again, Hidan.'

Kakuzu admits that Hidan looked so handsome right now, last time he checked, he was too emo, but now, even if he's still emo, looked so much better right now. He had a lip ring, a few earrings, a jashinist necklace, wore black jeans, shoes and a open jacket with a fluffy hoody, and his hair was still slicked back, though he did messed up his hair now.

Just the sight of him made him half hard. He didn't expect to react to this, in the past, he always ignored him and gave him a cold shoulder. But now it was different, and he felt he wants him so badly right now. Deidara saw the whole thing, smirking that his plan worked magically, or in his case, like a bomb. Hidan took a microphone, taking a deep breath, nodding at the DJ to begin, and when the music began, he sang.

(A/N: I can't remember the lyrics, so I'm just using a lyrics video.)

Kakuzu was speechless, he didn't expect him to be good at singing, and he was wondered how well he sounds in bed. Kakuzu smirked and stood up, telling Deidara he'll back later and walked away. Only one thought came to Deidara's mind.

' He is so going to buy him.'

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Hidan yelped when he was thrown on a bed, and he got really pissed, though in a way, happy. When he heard that he was bought by none other, Kakuzu, his heart was beating fast, and his whole face had turn scarlet when he had to share the same car as Kakuzu. Though he didn't expect to be grabbed by the hair and being dragged all the way to his room before being thrown a king size bed that was really soft. Before Hidan can lift himself up and glare at his "master", a big hand pushed him further in the  mattress, preventing him from moving. He suddenly gasp when Kakuzu layed on top of him and whispered in his ear.

"Listen closely Hidan, I really didn't have a great week, I'm stressed and frustrated, so you better make me feel good, is that clear?"

"Aye aye sir, tell me what I should do first."

"So obedient~."

Hidan blushed at the purring sound of Kakuzu, though he kept quiet and waited for his order.

"First things first."

Hidan shrieked in surprise when his clothes were pulled off of him in lighting speed, and yelped in shock when Kakuzu spread his legs and immediately began licking his pukered hole. Hidan grabbed the pillow and muffled his sound, facing heating up when Kakuzu had unexpectedly started licking him, then he moaned when the bastard's tongue pushed in him.

"H-hey! That's gross! And dirty!"

Kakuzu smirked, only pushing it in further to make him moan and pant, and he couldn't resist to grab his cock and rubbed it. The action caused Hidan to arch his back and moaned, unconsciously pushing back against Kakuzu's face, though he was still protesting. He suddenly pulled back and lift him up (A/N : Kakuzu had stripped himself while he was busy with Hidan), and layed on his back before placing Hidan on top of him. He made sure that Hidan was facing his cock, while Kakuzu was facing Hidan's ass.

"Blow me."

Hidan gulped, facing a 9 inch cock in front of him, but he took courage and opened his mouth to take the tip in, licking and sucking it a little before taking the whole thing in his mouth. Kakuzu moaned as Hidan's hot mouth took him whole, deciding that he should reward Hidan by pushing two fingers deep inside him. This caused Hidan to jerk and moaned, pushing back against those fingers, and the vibrations of Hidan's moans caused Kakuzu to thrust deep into his mouth, gagging him a little. Kakuzu twisted his fingers around, trying to find his prostate, and when he did find it, Hidan bucked against those fingers.

"Mmhh! Mmhh! Ngh!"

"So needy, and cute~."

Kakuzu stopped all together and pulled his fingers out and lift Hidan up, hearing a pop sound when this action caused him to release Kakuzu's cock. Hidan now layed on his stomach with his ass in the air, shivering and panting as Kakuzu began to rub his cock against his hole. A moan had left his lips when Kakuzu began slowly insert himself inside Hidan, gripping the pillow to prepare himself for the rough ride he'll receive. When Kakuzu was all the way in, he stopped, giving Hidan a few minutes to catch his breath and relax, then began to move. He has to admit, Hidan did like Kakuzu's big cock, sure he slept with others before to earn money, but this was the best. Hidan had widened his legs, jerking when Kakuzu went deeper, hitting his prostate head on.

"A-Ah!"

"Found it~."

' Since when did Kakuzu became so playful!?'

He threw his head back and keened when Kakuzu only concentrated on that spot as he pounded, gripping the bedsheets. Hidan moaned and panted, then screamed, twitching and jerking as each powerful thrust was pounding against his prostate. Hidan was suddenly grabbed by the arms and was lifted halfway in the air, this new position cause Kakuzu to go even deeper.

"HIYA! Nha! Oh oh oh~!"

"Enjoying yourself Hidan~."

"Yes! Oh Jashin this feels good!"

Kakuzu raised an eyebrow, still not used that Hidan would be loud, carefree and honest all together, but a lot has changed during the years. He himself had changed into a nicer person, even getting more geedier with money. Another loud moan escape Hidan's mouth, saliva running down his lips at the feeling of being filled by Kakuzu.

"K-Kaku... z-zu! G-gonna cum! I'm cumming!"

Kakuzu released his one arm and snaked an arm around him, then released his other arm as he grabbed his chin to force him to look behind and kissed him. Hidan melted through the kiss, pleasant sounds being drowned by Kakuzu's mouth, jumping and moaning as his cock was grabbed and pumped. He broke the kiss, panting while turning away as he gripped with one hand Kakuzu's arm and the other the headboard.

"C-can't... I c-can't hold... hah!"

He guessed he couldn't hold it in anymore, and he was pretty much close to cum as well. So he leaned to whisper in Hidan's ear that caused shivers down his spine.

"Go ahead then, cum for me."

That had done it, Hidan threw his head back and came, releasing a long, loud moan as he did. Kakuzu had thrusted a few times before releasing deep inside him, though he also bit down hard on Hidan's shoulder. Hidan didn't mind the bite, it was actually very pleasant, it only shows that he was marked. Kakuzu had pulled out of Hidan, laying him down on his back, but spread his legs again and smirked down on him.

"Ready for round 2?"

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Author: And we are done, finally, it was a long cha- Wait where is Hidan and Kakuzu?

Audience: Busy fucking in a room.

Author: Oh, okay, guess I'll see you guys later then! Chow!