Author: This will be a short one, but this will be so sexy and hot!

Hidan: Oh my Jashin, who did you paired me up with bitch?

Itachi: Hn

Hidan: ... Is that all you could say fucker?

Author: He's an Uchiha, that's all what they can say if they are not in the mood for talking, angry, I think, and tired.

Hidan: ... I guess you're right... So, you fucker heathen readers, enjoy seeing me getting tortured.

Itachi: Hn.

Author & Hidan: *Sweat drop*

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Normal pov

Hidan was not expecting this, not at all, heck he didn't even expect that Itachi Uchiha, the coldest and distant ice cube, would pinned him against the wall by holding both his arms next to his head, trapping him, and he gave a cocky smirk. Hidan was about to yell at him to get let him go, but was cut off when Itachi smashed his lips against his, and the jashinist gasp in shock.

"Mph!?"

Hidan stared wide eyed at him, then began to struggle to free himself from Itachi's surprisingly strong hold, and the minute the Uchiha thrust his tongue into his mouth, he couldn't help it but moan.

' Oh my Jashin, his lips is so soft, and his tongue is so hot.'

They kissed like that for about 5 minutes, only breaking apart for air before Itachi dived for those lips again. Hidan's head was getting dizzy, he never would've thought that the Uchiha was an extremely good kisser, he wondered who taught him to be one. They broke apart for air, and Itachi smirked at the flushed face of Hidan while drool was running down his mouth as he panted heavily, the sight made Itachi really hard. So the Uchiha brought both the jashinist's hands above his head and pinned them there with one hand, and the other one was roam his victim's exposed chest, then pinched a nipple that made moaned.

"Enjoying yourself Hidan?"

"F-fuck you Uchiha- Nnnnnhh~!"

"Gladly."

Itachi had cut Hidan off by groping his clothed erection, rubbing him fast and hard that caused the jashinist to moan loud. Hidan was so out of it that he didn't notice his hands was being tied together until Itachi stopped what he was doing and hosted him up on his shoulder, making Hidan yelp in surprise. The jashinist quickly recovered and began to trash and protest, but then squeaked when Itachi smacked and squeezed his ass.

"H-hey! Stop that you FUCKING horny bastard!"

Itachi ignored him and continued walking towards his room, only walking faster when he was getting impatient at the slow pace. They finally made it to the room and Itachi closed the door behind him, locked it and walked towards his bed, throwing Hidan on the bed before climbing on top of him. After Hidan recovered from the harsh fall, he looked at Itachi to glare, but then he turned beat red when he saw Itachi was already shirtless.

"E-eh? H-how did you-?!"

Again Hidan was cut off by a kiss, and after they broke apart, the jashinist glare cutely at him, making Itachi chuckled at him. He's going to enjoy this, and sooner or later, so will his little jashinist.

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"Nh! Mmmm... gh! S-stop you basta-AH!"

Itachi smirked, enjoying the sweet sound Hidan was making, so he continued to suck his one nipple while he stroked his caprice's now exposed cock with his free hand. He made sure that Hidan wouldn't cover his mouth by pinning his tied hands above his head with his other hand, not wanting Hidan to muffle his voice. Itachi rubbed the slit while at the same time biting his nipple, then repeatedly did with the other one before giving it the same attention by sucking. The jashinist shuddered and arched at the treatment, swearing at how good it felt, and he could feel how his stomach was tightening. If this bastard above doesn't stop right now, he's going to cum. As if reading his mind, Itachi stopped altogether, but he didn't have gave his victim a time to recover, he immediately trusted two fingers inside his hole, making Hidan snap his eyes open and yelled in surprise.

"H-Hah!?"

Itachi ignored his discomfort expression and began to sissor him, stretching and preparing him for a much bigger object. The jashinist then moaned in bliss, bucking his hips against his fingers, but the threw his head back, arched and moaned loudly as the Uchiha hit a bundle of nerves.

"F-fuuuuuuuuck! Oh shit!"

Hidan clawed the headboard, panting and moaning as Itachi rubbed his prostate, then jerked when the Uchiha grabbed his member and stroked it painfully slow. Hidan's breathe hitched as he felt that Itachi dug a nail into his slit, toes curling and stretching from the intense pleasure.

"G-gonna c-cum... gh, c-cummiing!"

Itachi stopped and withdrew his hands, making Hidan groan in displeasure from not cumming, but then he gasp when Itachi carelessly spread his legs wide with both hands and rubbed his now exposed cock against his entrance, making Hidan shudder in pleasure.

"S-seriousely, h-how... ngh... d-did you- Hah!?"

Again Hidan was cut off as Itachi thrusted inside his hole, making Hidan widen his eyes and yelp in shock, not expecting Itachi to be big. Being a pain loving shinobi, Hidan moaned in pure bliss as Itachi thrusted violently inside him, throwing his head from left to right as he arched and clawed the headboard again.

"Hy-haaa~! Nnnnnhh...! GHA!! S-shiiiiiit! I-Itachi~!"

Once again the Uchiha smirked, loving it to hear his little jashinist moan his name, but he wanted to hear more, so he thrusted in deeper, hitting his prostate head on, making Hidan then scream. He then begged Itachi to hit that spot again, moaning and panting heavily as Itachi granted his wish. Suddenly Itachi stopped, only switching places so that Hidan was sitting on him and Itachi laying on his back.

"H-huh?"

"Come on Hidan, ride me."

Hidan turned scarlet as Itachi give a cocky smirk, but nodded his head shyly before placing his tied his on Itachi's chest and began to lift himself up and down. The jashinist moaned, feeling that Itachi's cock was sliding deeper inside due to the new position, and wanting to feel more he forced himself to ride in the cock faster. Itachi was most definitely enjoying himself, his little jashinist's hair was messy, drool was sliding down his beautiful swollen mouth and his face was beat red. Every time Hidan would look down, Itachi would see how his eyes darkened, and he swore he saw hearts in them, then saw Hidan began to pump and stroke his own cock with his tied hands in time with his thrusts.

' Damn, he's more cuter than I imagined he would be.'

Itachi grabbed with both hand Hidan's hips and thrusted upwards, making the jashinist moan loudly and wantonly to the roof, trying his best to spread his legs wider. Again Itachi stopped and halted Hidan before sitting cross-legged, turned Hidan around so that his back was against the Uchiha's chest, spread his legs wide again and thrusted wildly inside Hidan.

"Oh Jashin! Fuuuuck! Oh Jashin Itachi!"

"That's right, call out my name little jashinist."

Hidan shiver as Itachi licked his ear, continuing to pump his cock while meeting his lover's thrust, panting and moaning heavenly.

"I-Itachi... I'm g-... gonna- fuck... gonna c-cum! Cumiing!"

"Go ahead then, cum, no is stopping you."

Hidan lost it, he came hard when Itachi bit his ear and thrusted a hard one, throwing his head back on Itachi's shoulder and screamed for the heavens. Itachi groaned as the walls around his cock tightened, making thrust a few more deep ones and came inside him, gripping Hidan's inner thighs that would probably leave marks. Once both Akatsuki members was done, they slumped backwards, Hidan against Itachi, and Itachi against the headboard. They panted, head feeling light headed from the mind blowing sex, and Hidan thought they were done, but was proven wrong when Itachi whispered in his ear.

"We're not done yet little jashinist, one round is not satisfying enough. Prepare for round two."

"*Gupls* Shit."

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Itachi: *Smirks* Ready for more "little jashinist"?

Hidan: *Turns beat red and gulps* N-no... s-stay away Itachi.

Author: Well my fellow readers, if you liked it, leave a comment. Hope you all will be ready for more~!

Hidan: *Drops his head shamefully* When will this nightmare end?

Itachi: Hn, no idea.

Author: *Sweat drop* What is it with you Uchihas and hn's?