Author: Hidan, as a few you may know, is an loud mouth, cussing immortal. He can drink a drip of your blood and that is when you know that you're already done for. He sacrifices people to his God Jashin. But you guys must admit that he's cute!

Hidan: Well thank you, you fucking little heathen, so why the fuck did you bring me here?

Author: You are going to watch yourself being seduced by all the members of the Akatsuki. And I mean EVERYONE.

Hidan: You fucking evil little bitch! I will kill you for this!

Author: Whatever dude, and if you don't mind, do the review please.

Hidan: *Scowls* The bitch doesn't own Naruto, whoever the fuck that is, or any other of the characters in the fucking anime, including me.

Author: Until next time!