Kimiko: So there was a request for a new addition to the list of Akatsuki members used in this story, and in general. So....please welcome Madara!

Madara: Why am I being dragged into this?

Kimiko: Because I listen to my readers when they request things.

Madara: *sighs* whatever.

Kimiko: ok then. Now *checks list* We have a couple of new dares.

Deidara: Pleae tell me I'm off the hook, un!

Kimiko: Yes, Dei, you're off the hook. However *grins wickedly at Hidan and Kakuzu* you two are the newest "victims".

Hidan: Bring it on, psycho. I can take it.

Everyone (except Hidan and Kimiko): *back away slowly*

Kimiko: *face turns scary* First off... I AM NOT PSYCHO! *breathes deeply* Now then, let's see here. Ah yes there it is. Hidan, you've been dared to not swear for one whole month.

Kakuzu: *thinks he is safe*

Kimiko: Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Kakuzu: *instantly gets scared*

Kimiko: Kakuzu, you've been dared to not touch your money for two weeks.

Hidan: Aw heck no! I am not- WAIT A MINUTE! HOW COME KAKUZU GETS TWO WEEKS AND I GET A MONTH?! Still, there is no way in heck I am-

Kimiko: and I'm adding an extra part to yours, Hidan. Every time you swear, even fake swear, you have to put $5 dollars per swear into *takes a large, tall jar from Tobi, kissing his cheek before setting the jar on the table* this jar.

Hidan: Fine *takes two fives and puts them in the jar for his earlier swears*

Kakuzu: I can do this, no problem *Internal thoughts* Who am I kidding! I can't go two weeks without my precious money!

Kimiko: Thank you black-angel-knight for the dares and the new cast request! Stay tuned for the next chapter, which will be the half-way mark of both of the dares. Also, check out my story "My Crazy Akatsuki Family" to meet two new characters in that story! Finally... "My Crazy Akatsuki Family" and "A Very Merry Shinobi Christmas" are in the 2017 NarutoWattyAwards! Please Vote For Them When Voting Starts! Thanks!