You protect them/Defend them

Author-kun isn't going to warn you, just be prepared ~ ＼（○＾ω＾○）／
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Kisame:

You went into town to get lunch,  unaware of the situation happening back at the lake.  When you came back, you saw a couple of teens whispering rude shit about your best friend, so you got sooo fucking mad and slapped the shit out of them out of rage. 

  "You are going to be the worst generation if you grow up to be  judgemental assholes. I feel bad if you had a child, fucking assholes. Get the FUCK out of here before I chop those needles off!!"

The teens were ticked off in the beginning, but now they're terrified and they ran away screaming because of your KI. I'm pretty sure you looked like Medusa there.  (if y'all have short hair, pretend you have snakes in it)
 
"Y-Y/N, it's okay. It-"

    Kisame got cut off when you yelled in rage,

   "I WILL NEVER TOLERATE PEOPLE LIKE THEM! "

    Then you apologized, fearing you lost another friend like back then.
  Kisame only smiled and rubbed your shoulders then you two ate the food you brought for him.

Kakuzu:

So, today's day was a bad day for you because, even though you have completed your solo mission. It didn't help that the person you killed pissed you off and you still are. 
  So when Hidan was yelling at Kakuzu for being greedy. You just snapped and punched him so hard that his nose broke and began yelling at the immortal.

  "AAAAHHH! That's all you humans do!  I hate those kind of humans like you, asshole!  Listen to me,  I got this from my friend, so I'm giving you this quote if your stupid assbrain can contain it!"
 
   A bleeding Hidan looked at you in a pissed way while Kakuzu stood behind you. You took a deep breath and said what your friend said.

   "Greed may not be good but it's not so bad, either. You humans think greed is just for money and power, but everyone wants something they don't have." *

Your words shocked Kakuzu to the core, his mouth was a little bit open then he closed it, the pain was evident  in your eyes before you return to glaring at Hidan and left to your room.

Itachi:

 
You were making pies, cakes and whatever other goodies in your house. Itachi's fellows followed him to your house because they wanted to know where he goes in his free time. Kisame and you already knew each other. Only these guys, Deidara and Hidan were here and you are getting this close to baking their blood in a oven if they didn't shut the FUCK up about Itachi's clan and himself.
  "No wonder you're such a weasel.  You hang out with a weakling! "
Oh, that was the last straw....

SNAP!

SLAP!

SPLAT!
DRIP,  DRIP
  SCREAMING NOISES AND SQUELCHING NOISES

HUMMIMG

One person escaped your reach and it was that blond barbie, it's a good thing you threw a cake in his face before he witnessed you tear Hidan apart with your knife and take his blood and put it into the bowl. I'm pretty sure he would have nightmares. Poor Itachi has to make sure he doesn't piss you off. 
   You were one psychopathic when it comes to bake and blood.  ♥

Pein/Nagato:

  
   You still didn't like Leader-sama, but that doesn't mean you can be an ass him.  He did uphold his promise when you went to check on your forest.  The creatures said they are being protected by a man with orange hair with black cloak and red clouds while you were gone and it made you happy, even if it's the guy who took you away for your power.  As long as they and the forest are protected, nothing matters. 
  At the meeting, Hidan was complaining and being rude then he called Leader-sama an asshole among other words. 
   You aren't the violent person, but you couldn't help but have that urge to kill him, so instead you slapped him so hard that a tooth fell out along with some blood.

"I'd advise you to be quiet unless you want your dick sewed to your mouth. You're lucky Leader-sama took you in, dumb human!"
 
  To say the least, Pein is quite amused at the situation. The blond guy Deidara laughed at Hidan then Pein continued his plan, mentally having new-found respect for you. 

   Zetsu:

   You were getting tired of the masked -bitch doing stupid things to Zetsu, for example. He put water on him, then pollen and a Christmas light from wherever the hell he got it from. 
   
   " TOBI. DOES YOU WANTS SOME CANDY?"

  The man-child came over and yelled happy, unaware of your intention.

  "Tobi wants candy, YAY!"

  When he came near, you ran to him and then kicked him between the balls and into the air where he became a star. Smirking in triumph, you went back to your garden children. The plant-man looks to be in peace now, but he's terrified of getting you mad in the future.

Tobi/Obito:

  
  Currently, you were supposed to be on your mission, but you almost blew it off because the client turned out to be an asshole, pig and a sexist. If it wasn't for Tobi, who was a Akatsuki member disguised as a Konoha nin.
Twenty-six more minutes, you reminded yourself. To put this rich asshole back home... 

  "Your mask looks like a fucking child made it. It's so stupid!"
  
Enough is enough, you thought as you raised your fist at him.

"WHY YOU-!"

You got cut off by Tobi holding your arms to keep you from murdering the human. 

   "Tobi says no!"

  "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU USELESS RICH BASTARD-A!"

  The fat man ran back home since it~ was only 10 minutes away.

   "Why did you stop me?  I would've love to gut his fucking ass!"
 
   "Because you shouldn't let people get to you, no matter if they're assholes. Tobi says let assholes be assholes, you'll sleep better."

   You felt ashamed now, looking at the dirty road seems more interesting. However, a hand on your chin interrupted that.

  "It's okay, Y/N-Chan! Now lets go back! "

  You both linked hands and walked back like childish best friends.

Deidara:

  Currently, you were new to the Akatsuki and was placed in the Artist section, but you had to share a room with Sasori since he doesn't sleep. The second week, you can't handle anymore of Sasori and Deidara's ranting about who's art is the best.

You went to the kitchen and slapped both of them in face.

"Shut up! You're both acting like children. It's like you're saying that you're better at everything! It's fucking annoying! You're not better than anyone or better at anything."

   You put your hands on your hips and began to scold them more with you anger fueling you,

  "You're only good at what you do, if you don't like the person's art then don't say it's stupid and that it's better than yours. It just makes you both stupid as the lowly humans who argue over pointless things! At least, respect their opinions, even if you don't like them!"

You stormed out of the room to find peace and quiet from those two and Tobi, leaving the two artists shocked by your statement.

Sasori: 

  Your master and Deidara are arguing over a pointless thing until Deidara pointed out that Sasori is so stupid and that his art sucks.
  It made you furious, even if it's pointless. That still probably hurt his feelings and pride, no matter if Sasori is emotionless.

You walked right up to Deidara in a fast walk and sucker punched him in the jaw.

"That's just plain rude! Don't act like your art is better than his! No on has better art or sucky art. Art is meant to be equal, not to see who's the best at art! Watch your mouth, Deidara or else..."

The blond held his jaw that you punched and winced when he touched it as he and Sasori watch you walk away to your and Sasori's room.

Konan:

  Hidan continued to pester Konan and calling her ugly ever since she came back from a mission and he's horny but she hit him where it don't shine and he's been calling her rude things ever since she did that. So, you took it upon yourself to beat the fuck out of Hidan and put him in a torture.

"And if you ever call Konan ugly or bitch again. I will chop that needle dick off and feed it to a crocodile. You'll have to deal with peeing from your ass."

Hidan's very scared of you now, by your words. You actually meant it.

Hidan:

When you and Hidan are busy sacrificing people, they would mostly call Hidan and you names. It didn't affect the both of you, but when Kakuzu said it. You threatened to rip all his hearts out, leaving him with just one and sell them then use the money for useless shit as he calls them, you also threatened to burn his room down which would make Kakuzu waste the rest of his money. He complied with you and made sure to hid his money properly.

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This probably sucked didn't it?

I didn't have much for them, even though I already knew them. It's like I only want to write about the characters I like most. I apologize for the short scenarios.

I don't own Naruto or the Akatsuki's.