Deidara POV

I was currently watching the purple baby who was currently playing with my explosive clay.

We all decided her name was going to be Zim because why the hell not? But anyways she's playing with my clay and what she made was a maiden who looked exactly like sakura.

"Who is this?" I pointed to the figure and she looked at me weirdly, her orange eyes glowing.

"M-m-mamma.." She croaked out and my eyes widened. If she saw Sakura first then that means Sakura is automatically her mother.... Oh god.

I picked up some clay and started to play with it while watching Zim. She picked up more clay and she made another figure but with a cloak, kinda looks like Tobi, oh wait it is Tobi.

She then made it Explode into a million pieces.

"B-boom!" She giggled and I gave a small smile. I made some butterflies and Bees while making them explode. She was now a laughing fit and clapped her hands in joy.

"B-boom! Boom!" She laughed and I smiled

"Art is a Explosion! Un" I told her and she was giggling.

"DEIDARA SHUT THE GODDAMN NOISES!" I heard Sasori and I kept the explosion's at a minimum level.

Zim looked at me and crawled over too me.
What is she doing?

"B-brother....De-DeiDei!" She giggled and I scooped her up.

She is adorable!

I went to the kitchen where I saw Tobi and Sakura. She was listening to Tobi the man child who seemed to be whispering until he noticed me.

"SENPAI!!!" He bounded over to me until I smacked his head.

"Dammit Tobi! Dont come near me un!" I shouted at him while anime tears were coming out of his one eye hole.

So annoying but at least he isnt boring.
I thought and my attention was turned to Zim, she was crawling to Sakura.

"M-mamma! M-maamma!" She chirped and Sakura bent down to pick the little baby.

"Aww your adorable! Of course Ill be your mom! Awww Kawaii!" She gushed over Zim who was currently giggling in joy.

"So what are you making for lunch saku-chan?" I pointed to the Vegtables she had on the counter.

"Im going to make some Miso soup and Rice is that okay Deidara-san?" She asked and I nodded and noticed that Zim had crawled to me.

I bent down and poked her blue cheek. She grasped my finger and bit down chewing on it.

Shes so adorable..... Wait a minute...

I looked at the baby as she chewed on my hand and making her way to my arm and she reached a long gash I had from my last mission.

"Deidara is that an injury?" Sakura looked at me and rushed over with hands glowing green. The tingly and warm sensation of her chakra healing me until I noticed the pot boiling.

"Sakura dont worry about me! Worry about Our Lunch!!!" I shoved her off as she rushed to the stove.

Zim however looked at the gash and placed her little chubby hands on it.

"G-green! I-injury!" She squeaked and her hands started to glow a low green, he little hands prodded my injury as I felt it close up and heal.

She has healing powers?! What in the fuck?

I looked at her as she smiled at me with her little teeth showing.

"D-DeiDei! H-Heal D-DeiDei!" She chirped and I smiled ruffling her little tuft of moss green hair.

I kept on playing with her for what? Another 20 minutes until the smell of Miso distracted me.

"FOOD! FUCK YEAH!" I heard Hidan scream as he tumbled down the stairs landing on his face.

"YES YES FOOD THATS EDIBLE! ITACHI SUCKS AT COOKING!" I heard him yell as he rushed to the table with a angry Itachi behind him, glaring at the silver haired man.

"Guys no swearing with the baby-" i cut sakura off

"Her name is Zim!" She looked at me and smiled

"NO SWEARING WITH ZIM AROUND!" She hit Hidan on the back of the head with a ladel.

We all got seated and Zim was on my lap as I sat beside Zetsu.

"Whats with the baby Deidara? He looked at me and I glanced at the baby on my legs shovelling rice in her mouth.

Her face was this- (•.•, -.-, •^•) she spat the rice back out and fumbled around eventually crawling to Zetsu who had a bloody hand in his mouth.

"What is this stu-black zetsu! What? Anyways what is she doing on me?" He looked at Zim as she grabbed the hand in his mouth but was failing reaching it.

Zetsu POV

THIS KID IS TRYING TO TAKE MY FOOD!

I looked at the little girl trying to take my hand but i kept it out of reach. She pouted and then jumped. SHE JUMPED
Onto my head and took the hand with her mouth and started to chew.

God dammit....

"This kid is stealing my food!" I shouted while she finished the hand I hand and was now clutching my hair!

"Z-zetsu!" She giggled
"Hn..." I mumbled as I pried her off but on closer inspection she did kinda look like me....

Weird.

I held Zim in my hand as I stared at her Orange eyes which seemed to glow and her Blue side seemed to shine a bit.

Zim grasped my finger and nuzzled her soft blue cheek on it.

I poked her until I remembered that everybody was staring at us and It was at the table too.

"So Zetsu.... You like Zim huh?" I heard Kisame chuckle a bit and I glared at him.

"Shut up Fish face black zetsu! Dont be mean oh shush white zetsu!" We argued with each other and Zim had crawled onto the table headed to Sakura.

"M-mamma!" She chirped and Sakura held her while she ate some rice. There was also rice right by her lips and Zim reached up to eat it off sakura's lips. And she did, she reached up with her mouth and ate the rice off her face but bit some of Sakura's lip causing it to bleed a bit.

"Ergh..." She touched her lip and saw blood.  "Zim dont eat my face please." She lightly scolded the child but Zim nodded while placing her tiny fingers on The wound as her hands glowed a light green and the wound closed up.

"H-heal M-mamma!" She giggled and the drop of cutlery were sounded around the table.

"D-did she just heal?! She has that power? Who taught her that?!" Kisame shouted while his Jaw hit the table.

"M-mamma Heal D-DeiDei!" She giggled and kissed Sakura on the cheek before dozing off.

"Well....damn..." Sasori mumbled until Deidara whipped out some little flying clay bugs.

"This lunch should go with a BOOM!" He cackled as the bugs started to Explode."

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

"GODDAMN IT DEIDARA!"

"FUCKING DEIDARA FUCK YOU!"

"MY SOUP! STOP DEM BOMBS!"

"TOBI LIKES WHEN THINGS GO BOOM!"

"ARGH GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DEIDARA! GET YOUR GIRLY ASS OVER HERE!"

"Hn..... (=_=)

"CLEAN THIS MESS UP UWA HIDAN DONT DO THAT!"

BANG!

Shouts were thrown and Bombs were being blown up.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

Pein and Konan just left while I melted into the wall.

This will be a interesting life from now on huh?

I smirked as I heard yells and Blast in the distance.

"Heh idiots" shaking my head I melted away to my secret garden.