A- Aftercare

Once he is truly done with you will he take care of you. Of course you have to fulfill any bargains you made with the puppet master before he is well and truly done with you.

B- Body Part

He loves his whole body. He's a weaponized shinobi that doesn't have to worry about dying (heart canister aside) so he's free to fight how he wants.

Sasori loves skin. Smooth, supple, soft, he loves it all. He could spend hours tracing your curves and imagining how he'd weaponize you. If you see his tools come out but his workbench is empty, fucking run like the wind! Unless your kink is to be a puppet, it doesn't matter to me.

C- Cum

Motherfucking flames! Just kidding... his cum is thin, runny and salty.

D- Dirty Secret

He once programmed his Kazekage puppet to perform sex acts on him and he thoroughly enjoyed it.

While everyone ships him with Deidara, he's secretly longing for Pein's ass. He wants to top his "Leader" and prove who really should be running the Akatsuki.

E- Experience

7/10. He's been around but since he turned himself into a puppet, sex hasn't been high on his list.

F- Favorite Position

Any position where he can restrain you using his chakra strings. He would suppose missionary but shibari style would be his favorite. He likes to look at the fear on your face as he menacingly approaches you to fuck you senseless.

G- Goofy

He's incapable of being goofy. Or any emotions for that matter. He's a serious boi with serious issues and thoughts!

H- Hair

Wood can't grow hair (moss doesn't count). So he's basically hairless.

I- Intimacy

Sasori uses sex for many things: power, domination, getting his way. But for that special someone who makes his heart canister thud thud, he'll slow down and use some of the charm that made him so famous among Suna's ladies.

J- Jerk Off

Being a puppet, he doesn't experience the fleshy urges of "normal" people so he doesn't masturbate much. When he does he makes it quick because he has work to do.

K- Kink

He totally fucks his puppets. And he made a life size Pein doll so he can "practice" how he's going to top him.

L- Location

Inside Hiruko, where no one can see and no one can hear the filth that comes from his mouth as he pulverizes someone's hole.

M- Motivation

Bringing him new tools or new people for him to experiment on turns him on. And if you watch him do his grisly work, he'll be even more impressed and likely to trap you in his bed for some "training".

N- NO

Love. He refuses and rejects the idea of love. That emotion should never enter the equation and should someone profess to love him, he turns them into a sex doll and keeps them in his closet, next to "Pein".

O- Oral

Doesn't like to give (says it's a waste of time (that asshole!)) and will receive if his partner is willing. Honestly, he could do without foreplay and go straight to the dirty.

P- Pace

He's an impatient man so he's going to be fast and furious! Cum, don't cum, he doesn't care. His time is more precious to him than your fleeting need to orgasm.

Q- Quickie

He'll indulge and might initiate but for the most part he's simply too busy. If you're in need of a quickie, hop on him and tell him; you just might be surprised.

R- Risk

Using Hiruko eliminates any risk to him unless Deidara is beating on the poor puppet and yelling at Sasori who is inside.

Outside of Hiruko, he analyzes his situation and surroundings to ensure there is little to no risk for him to be in a vulnerable state.

S- Stamina

He can go forever since he doesn't need to rest, eat or drink unlike those "poor mindless fools".

T- Toy

Sasori experimented with carving his own dildos and has a range of various snap-on cocks that he can use to pleasure someone with. You want thick and girthy? He's got it! A bulbous head that you can wrap your lips around? I'm sure it's here somewhere...

U- Unfair

He likes to be challenged so anyone standing up to him or beating him in battle is unfair to him because, then, he needs to make a plan to get even. Power excites him like nothing else and he finds it incredibly sexy to have to fight for it.

V- Volume

He's silent. Just...not a peep. Kinda creepy.

X- X-Ray

He has different cocks he can use so he doesn't have a standard size, appearance, etc. Let your imagination loose!

Y- Yearning

As a puppet, he doesn't crave sex at all. In the last piece of consciousness that still makes him somewhat human, he craves closeness and intimacy but doesn't trust either emotion.

Z- Zzz

He doesn't sleep. He just creepily works on his puppets and wanders the base. Weirdo.