A- Aftercare (what are they like after sex? What do they do?)

Since he is a god, he often doesn't have time for aftercare. He's a wham-bam-thank you ma'am! kind of guy.

B- Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and their partner)

He relishes the strength of his hands and how they are able to create chakra rods that he can use to murder his enemies.

He's a boob man. The bigger the better. Perky, round, dark, white, he doesn't care as long as he can grope them and suck on their nipples.

C- Cum (self explanatory)

His cum is normal; white, warm, sticky. Should you swallow, you'll find it's not too salty with perhaps a hint of sweet.

D- Dirty Secret

He dresses in Konan's underwear when she's not around. He loves lace and satin and the color green looks amazing with his hair color and skin tone. Sometimes he'll hold meetings while wearing one of her g-strings, enjoying the tight elastic against his ass hole and the sensation of his package threatening to spill out of the tiny piece of fabric in the front.

E- Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

6/10. He knows which holes to put his dick in but he doesn't bother to learn how to pleasure a woman because they're disposable to him.

F- Favorite Position

Doggy style so he doesn't have to look at whom he's fucking. Gods don't have time for love.

G- Goofy (are they serious in the moment? Humerous? Etc)

Pein is serious when being "intimate". To him, sex is a means of personal pleasure and stress relief. Should his partner try to express love or affection he tosses them aside, usually to Zetsu so the poor plant-man can have a meal.

H- Hair (what's the situation down there?)

He keeps his red pubes trimmed neatly and symmetrically. He likes to feel his partner's face against his pubis when he deep throats them and feels that a bush just diminishes the view.

J- Jack Off (masturbation)

He doesn't need to masturbate. Zetsu is always willing to find Pein a partner for him to indulge in. The closest this man gets to masturbation is fucking Deidara's hand mouths.

K- Kink

He makes his partner call him God and beg for mercy while he fucks them.

L- Location (where they like to have sex)

He keeps his sex life private, often using his chambers but if Nagato shows interest in the partner, he will have sex in front of Nagato.

M- Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going?)

Fear is his biggest turn on. He loves the look of a frightened person cowering in front of him and pleading to not be killed. The more they beg, the harder he gets.

N- NO (what they won't do)

Show any iota of love or affection. Sex is a purely physical act. Emotions don't enter the equation.

O- Oral (preference in giving, receiving, etc)

Pein doesn't perform oral but he demands it. If his partner refuses to perform oral, he takes it anyways. No one says no to him!

P- Pace (are they fast? Slow? Rough? Tender?)

He's fast and brutal. His fucking is fierce and relentless.

Q- Quickie

Should an opportunity present itself he will take advantage of it but he usually doesn't have spare time. Even sex is scheduled and Kami help whomever is late!

R- Risk (do they experiment? Take risks?)

If a new idea enters his mind he will try it. Usually on Deidara. Pein hates him with a passion that is usually translated into making him his whipping boi.

S- Stamina (how long can they go for?)

His stamina is impressive! Being controlled by and through an Uzumaki gives him extra chakra that he can utilize for long sex sessions. Pein generally leaves his partners with gaping and quivering holes and covered in his cum.

T- Toy (do they use toys? Do they like toys used on them?)

No. You are his toy.

U- Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He teases you with your life. He wants to see his partner in fear. He does not tolerate teasing of himself, those that try often find themselves maimed or dead.

V- Volume (how loud they are? What sounds do they make?)

He shouts that he is God...A LOT. He swears and groans during the act but you will never hear this man utter a kind or affectionate word.

W- Wild Card (Random headcannon for boi if your choice)

He secretly wants to fuck Nagato.

X- X-Ray (what's going on in their pants?!)

Pein is average, around 5.5", 6" if he hasn't had sex in a while. Circumcised, neatly groomed, slight curve. He knows what he has and how to use it for his own gain.

Y- Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He needs sex at least twice a week. He doesn't have the time to have sex every day although he wishes he could. Sometimes he keeps partners who intrigue him alive for a few weeks so he has access to sex whenever he wants.

Z- Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep after sex?)

Since he puts so much energy into ravaging his partner, once done and showered he's out like a light. He needs his beauty sleep so as to orchestrate the Akatsuki's bid for world domination.