A- Aftercare

What's that? This boi is so clueless that he often forgets to take care of his partner.

B- Body Part

His hand mouths are his favorite because they've helped him get off, pass time, create bombs and get his partner off.

He adores boobs of all shapes and sizes. He seems cleavage and he's in love, his libido raring to go. One can find him following a busty maiden, drooling absentmindedly, and Sasori usually has to smack him back to his senses.

C- Cum

Thick, creamy and a hint of sweet. Swallow it or not, he doesn't care.

D- Dirty Secret

He likes to sit in front of a full length mirror and watch himself jerk off. He'll do this many times until he's covered in his own cum. He'll often taste his cum which is why he argues with folks who won't swallow and claim that cum tastes bad.

Also, his hand mouths are good for giving himself rim jobs.

E- Experience

4/10. He's fucked before but hasn't really scratched the surface of sex. He's too busy arguing with Sasori about art or trying to kill Tobi to invest a lot of time into looking for a partner.

F- Favorite Position

Girl on top. Deidara loves to watch his partner's boobs bounce and jiggle while they ride him. He's not too confident in his sexual abilities so he likes positions where his partner can take charge.

G- Goofy

He tries really hard to make sex sensual and pleasurable but his ego and frantic nature often get in the way, leading to some humorous moments in bed. His partner needs the patience of a saint to tolerate this boi.

H- Hair

He keeps himself trimmed neatly down there. As for the rest of his body, he's long singed off the hair to the point where it won't grow back because of his bomb experimenting.

I- Intimacy

Sex still baffles him to a degree but he tries to show you he cares through his actions. He just wants to be praised for his efforts and told that he's someone worthy of love.

J- Jerk Off

He's 19, of course he beats his meat. Preferably in front of a mirror so he can watch. He's almost as bad as Hidan in the sense that Sasori has to remind him that seeing an explosion is not a reason to touch himself.

K- Kink

Likes the taste of his own cum. Likes to watch himself masturbate. Occasionally uses a clay snake as a dildo to fuck his ass while his hand mouths suck him off.

He secretly wants to wear the Hokage robes while Tsunade rides him on her desk. Shizune joining them is optional.

L- Location

Anywhere and everywhere. He doesn't care who sees him as long as the whole fucking organization knows he's getting laid. He especially likes to let Sasori know he's getting laid and hopes the puppet master will die from sexual frustration.

M- Motivation

Any interest shown in him will get him going. Cleavage and sexy bras will definitely catch his attention! Went lingerie shopping? He's begging you to model your purchases for him.

N- NO

Knife or blood play. He doesn't like pain inflicted on him and he doesn't like to inflict pain on his partner.

Any discussion of art is off limits before, during and after intimate moments.

O- Oral

Loves to receive. He tries to give but he's inexperienced in this area and has a lot to learn. An experienced and patient partner would be best for him.

P- Pace

Jackrabbit! He's fast and furious, wanting his own orgasm as soon as possible. He's been on his own for so long that he forgets his partner needs to cum too.

Q- Quickie

Sure! Danna's bed? Let's go! Cum on Itachi's precious books? Hell yeah! Anywhere and everywhere is perfectly fine with him!

R- Risk

He thrives on almost being caught and he's not too careful about staying hidden. He's quite the exhibitionist and believes everyone should see him in his naked glory for he is a true work of art, hm!

S- Stamina

He's a sprinter: short, quick, intense sessions. He needs more experience to realize that every partner is different and that some prefer slow and sensual, some prefer straight up fucking while others focus more on foreplay. He has a lot to learn.

T- Toy

He makes his own from clay, sometimes with explosive chakra (because who doesn't feel alive while being fucked with a clay snake that could explode at any moment?!), sometimes without. He's heard Konan talk about "vibes" and such but he's never seen or held one, let alone used it.

U- Unfair

Any teasing is unfair to him. And getting him riled up and then leaving? The definition of cruelty!

V- Volume

He's LOUD! He'll let the whole base, Village, region, know that he's getting some! He wants you to be just as loud so if you're a moaner, let loose!

X- X-Ray

Lemme get my magnifying glass... Nah, he's a little bigger than average with 6" swinging around in there. Standard equipment.

Y- Yearning

All. The. Fucking. Time! If he could, he'd quit the Akatsuki and devote his time to exploring his sexual pleasures and tastes. Maybe link up with Jiraiya and go on a pervy journey together.

Z- Zzz

As soon as he's finished for the session, he's out. You're on your own.