A - Activities (what do they like to do in their spare time with their SO?)

Train, swim, eat out, he's down for anything. He just likes spending time with you and being close to you.

B - Beauty (What do they think is beautiful about their SO? What do they admire about them?)

He loves your confidence, especially during times when his is lacking. Being opinionated and willing to defend and fight your position with him is an intellectual turn on for him. Submissive women, while they have their time and place, bore him.

Physically he's all about your hips and ass. He loves a woman he can grab onto, be it his hands on your hips during a kiss or gripping them as he fucks you into a moaning wet mess.

C - Comfort (How would they help their SO when they feel down, have a panic attack, etc)

He's a gentle giant. Wrapping you in his arms and holding you against his firm chest while whispering sweet nothings to you usually calms you.

He'll compliment you even when you're feeling low and like shit because you're always beautiful to him.

D - Dreams (How do they picture their future with their SO?)

He's a one woman shark man so if he falls for you, he's yours for life. He'll lay Samehada at your feet and wait for your instructions. Your wish is his command.

E - Equal (Are they the dominant one or the passive one?)

Kisame is a bit of a shit kicker so he's usually laid back and watching the drama caused by his comments or suggestions unfold. He's content to let you take the lead but he will stand his ground if the issue is important to him.

F - Fight (Would they forgive their SO after a fight?)

A physical fight? Like training? Sure he'll forgive you! An emotional fight, like if you two argue, he'll do his best to not piss you off. He's a sweetheart and the thought of you being angry at him makes him anxious. And when you withhold physical affection, be it a kiss or a hug or even sex, he's crushed and works hard to get back into your favour.

G - Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Do they appreciate what their SO does for them?)

He is so grateful and appreciative of you and everything you do for him. He tries to reciprocate but he's a little awkward in his attempts. Regardless, he lets you know you're his queen and he would easily sacrifice himself for you if the situation demanded it.

H - Honesty (How honest are they with their SO? Do they keep secrets?)

He has some secrets. Information is like gold to him so he hoards it and uses it to his advantage. He'll tell you almost anything you want to know. Just don't ask him about his affection for Itachi and all will be well.

I - Inspiration (Did their SO change them somehow or the other way around?)

You gave him more confidence in himself and showed him that he is worth love and care.

He gave you fearlessness and helped you achieve your dreams within the Akatsuki and beyond.

J - Jealousy (Do they get jealous? How do they deal with it?)

He's a quietly jealous boi. If another man is talking to you, Kisame will either be silent and simmer in his anger or he will forcibly remove the offender from your presence. Whether or not the man gets to keep his life is dependent on how much and how he was flirting with you.

K - Kiss (Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?)

He's shy at first. He's a smooth talker so he'll play up his kissing skills but he knows it's bullshit. He does have a sexy move of nibbling your bottom lip that leaves you wanting more.

L - Love Confession (How would they confess to their SO?)

After teasing you that he knew something you didn't and wearing you down with the guessing, he'd quietly confess his feelings for you while trying to hide his blush. Who knew sharks could turn purple?

M - Marriage (Do they want to get married? How would they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

Kisame isn't big on marriage. If you wanted to or if it was important to you he'd do it then. He'd just as happily tell the world you're his woman, ceremony or no.

N - Nicknames (What do they call their SO?)

He's a bit of a traditionalist so he'll call you honey or babe. But if he's trying to pick a fight or get a reaction from you, he'll call you something annoying and that you hate.

O - On Cloud 9 (What are they like when they're in love? Do others notice it? How do they express their feelings?)

Itachi knows all about it. Kisame does not shut up about you. He'll brag until the cows come home and he'd be damned if everyone in the Akatsuki didn't know he had a girlfriend.

P - PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they show affection? Do they brag about their SO?)

Constantly brags about you. Acts shy in public so he steals quick pecks here and there. If you're alone, however, in a place such as a dark alley or somewhere else titillating, he'll take advantage of the dark to ravage you and reclaim you as his.

Q - Quirk (Some random ability they have that beneficial in a relationship)

Kisa's ability to make a joke out of a serious situation somehow calms you. You know everything is going to be ok if he's rankling the other members. And let's not lie, pressing you against his strong firm body almost always comforts you.

R - Romance (How romantic are they? What would they do to make their SO happy? Cliche or creative?)

He's the type to leave fresh flowers on your nightstand, pick up the snack bags, plug in your phone, wrap you in a blanket and carry you to bed after you fall asleep watching the movie you insisted you weren't too tired to watch.

S - Support (Are they helping their SO achieve their dreams? Are they supportive?)

Whatever you want to accomplish, within reason, he'll help you. He won't help you kill Uchihas, though (damn you!).

T - Thrill (Do they need to do things to spice up the relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?)

A thrill of public sex or fooling around, ahem, messily on Itachi's bed is most of the thrill he needs. Battle, especially winning, excites him and he looks forward to the celebration you have planned to celebrate his victory (😏).

U - Understanding (How well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?)

Kisame is an understanding person most of the time. If something's set you off and he doesn't see why it's a big deal then he can be an asshole. But the moment you show him your vulnerability, he's instantly at your side, asking what's wrong and who he needs to kill. He would do anything in this situation to see you smile, laugh and be happy. If you had a truly sad moment, he would hold you and commiserate with you until you felt better.

V - Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it's worth compared to other things in their life?)

He values the relationship greatly. As far as he's concerned, you're his mate so he will always stand by your side and watch your back. Betray him, no matter how small, and you will slowly, but surely, fracture yourself from him.

W - Wild Card (A random fluff canon)

You've caught him and Samehada cuddling while sleeping. He really does treat his sword like a pet dog.

X - XOXO (Are they affectionate? Do they like to kiss and cuddle?)

Alone or with a group he trusts, he's always trying to kiss you, cuddle you, will give your hand a quick squeeze as you're passing by... This poor man just wants to hold you and protect you.

Y - Yearning (How will they cope when missing their partner?)

Kisame is fine for the first few days because Pein usually sends him on missions. But when there are no missions and he's alone with his thoughts and bored, he misses the HELL outta you! He's exactly the type of guy to belt out "All By Myself", singing into a loofah while in the shower.

Eventually everyone will be counting down the days until you're back.

Z - Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for their relationship? If so, how?)

He would die for you. Simple as.