A - Activities (what do they like to do in their spare time with their SO?)

When he's not on the hunt looking for sacrifices for Jashin, Hidan is happy to let you take the lead on the day's activity. He'll bitch and moan throughout the day but he's secretly happy to be with you.

B - Beauty (What do they think is beautiful about their SO? What do they admire about them?)

Your attempt at confidence, especially when you challenge Kakuzu for insulting Hidan, makes him melt. He loves everything about you and has difficulty keeping his hands off you.

C - Comfort (How would they help their SO when they feel down, have a panic attack, etc)

He tries, he really does, to comfort you when you're down but he's so awkward about it. A couple of pats on the back and a "there, there" is usually what you'll get. However, if you're really frantic or panicking he'll embrace you in his strong arms and hold you against his firm body in order to calm you down.

When you've finally fallen asleep after you've worn yourself out with worrying, anger, tears or any kind of emotion, he'll tuck you in and stand guard over you all night. Him and Jashin will keep you safe.

D - Dreams (How do they picture their future with their SO?)

Hidan hadn't really given his future much thought. He lives in the moment and is an impulsive man by nature. But lately he's been thinking about permanent things such as a home, a wife, a family. He questions if he would be decent parent material considering his own parents had abandoned him.

E - Equal (Are they the dominant one or the passive one?)

He's the dominant one. Hidan needs to be in control and often has a tenuous grasp on reality. His lifestyle of one foot in the World and one foot with Jashin often leads to conflict with his partner.

He does feel guilty and somewhat ashamed when he lets his emotions get the better of him and lashes out at his partner. But he quickly realizes his mistake and works hard to win you back over. He may or may not consult Kakuzu about how to win you back over to his side.

F - Fight (Would they forgive their SO after a fight?)

This boi! When he loses he pouts! He's like a child, sulking around the base, muttering about how he shouldn't have lost. The first few days after a fight he is too prideful to admit his mistake and will tell everyone how he doesn't need you and he was just fine before you came along. In reality, he hates sleeping alone, his big, empty and cold bed no longer a comfort for him.

Using his charms and wiles he would work hard to bring you back to his side by giving you flowers or leaving a poorly written note for you but if you address it in public, he will deny everything.

G - Gratitude (How grateful are they in general? Do they appreciate what their SO does for them?)

He is very grateful for what you do and have done for him although he often forgets to express that gratitude. He comes off as selfish and uncaring but he's working diligently to better express himself.

H - Honesty (How honest are they with their SO? Do they keep secrets?)

He has a few secrets but he's pretty open. Ask and he'll tell you. Whether it's the truth or not is a different matter.

I - Inspiration (Did their SO change them somehow or the other way around?)

You've managed to smooth out some of his rough edges and made him easier for others to deal with simply by your calming presence.

J - Jealousy (Do they get jealous? How do they deal with it?)

He is 100% a jealous boi! If he sees someone else flirting with you he begins his prayer ritual and lovingly selects his instrument of torture and murder. No one takes his woman!

K - Kiss (Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?)

The first kiss was kind of awkward. He missed your lips and ended up kissing the side of your mouth. But once you two found your rhythm, oh my Lanata! The feelings he elicits from your body when he uses all of his skills and techniques during make out sessions are divine!

L - Love Confession (How would they confess to their SO?)

He would tell you straight out: "I love you, bitch." No mincing words, no overly romantic and dramatic declarations of love. Just a simple statement.

M - Marriage (Do they want to get married? How would they propose? What would the marriage be like?)

He hadn't given it much thought but since you've come into his life, he's considering it. Marriage doesn't mean anything to him but he knows it's likely something you'd want, especially if you were to have a child. You would want the security of the laws and the clan birthrights for your child.

N - Nicknames (What do they call their SO?)

Bitch, fucking bitch, OI YOU! He calls you whatever he can to get your attention. When you're alone he'll call you sweetie or cutie although he blushes like a hormone fuelled teenaged boy when he does so.

O - On Cloud 9 (What are they like when they're in love? Do others notice it? How do they express their feelings?)

Kakuzu knows as Hidan brags about you all the time to him. The other members would notice a slowing down of his Jashin rites and him trying hard to come home with all his body parts attached.

P - PDA (Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they show affection? Do they brag about their SO?)

He'll give you quick pecks or squeeze your ass when you're in public but he saves most of his affection for when you two are alone.

Q - Quirk (Some random ability they have that beneficial in a relationship)

Knowing that he is difficult to kill and that Kakuzu would do his best to get him home to you provides you with some degree of comfort when they go on their dangerous missions.

R - Romance (How romantic are they? What would they do to make their SO happy? Cliche or creative?)

Hidan wants to see you happy so he does his best to make you happy. He's a terrible cook and doesn't have the patience to bake so he often enlists Konan's help in making your favorite meals and treats.

Before he leaves on a mission, if you're gone or sleeping, he will leave a small note for you letting you know he's coming back to you. And what he plans on doing to you when he gets back (oh la la!).

S - Support (Are they helping their SO achieve their dreams? Are they supportive?)

Hidan is incredibly supportive of you! You want to kill folks? Go for it! Would you rather be a healer? That's ok too! He just wants to you to be happy with him.

T - Thrill (Do they need to do things to spice up the relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?)

Hidan loves adrenaline and the thrill of the chase. Sometimes he'll harshly dump you just so he can chase after you again. He likes the challenge of seducing and wooing you but Jashin help anyone else who is even thinking about making a move for you!

U - Understanding (How well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?)

Empathy is not his strong suit. He has a difficult time relating to those in pain as he just wants to sacrifice everyone to Jashin.

He tries to understand you and your emotions but he's often baffled by the latest thing that has set you off. It's not uncommon for him to sneak off to see Konan and ask for her translation of your emotions.

V - Value (How important is the relationship to them? What is it's worth compared to other things in their life?)

He will save you over Kakuzu any day! But, he would also save Kakuzu over you. While he loves and adores you, he's also a realist and knows nothing lasts forever. So he may as well enjoy the ride while you two are still around.

W - Wild Card (A random fluff canon)

You once gave him a protective talisman from your clan when you declared your love for him. He initially dismissed the gift as "voodoo hypocrisy" but he attached the talisman to his scythe. He has now convinced himself that between Jashin and your talisman, he is invincible!

X - XOXO (Are they affectionate? Do they like to kiss and cuddle?)

When he wants affection he'll take it. If he's being moody and you're not paying attention to him, he'll sweep you off your feet, onto his lap and bury his face in the crook of your neck, much like a child would.

During sleep, he likes to wrap his limbs around you and hold you close. He often ruins the romance of the moment by groping your breasts and sleep talking about how amazing your boobs and body are/is.

Y - Yearning (How will they cope when missing their partner?)

Hidan becomes cranky when he starts to miss you. His swearing intensifies, his rituals leave him dissatisfied and he can't sleep properly.

Z - Zeal (Are they willing to go to great lengths for their relationship? If so, how?)

He will protect you until the end. He'll lay his life down for you if necessary although he wants you to embrace Jashin and become immortal so this heartbreaking scenario doesn't happen.