Good day to you, kittehs, minions, and fellow innocent bystanders. Hello!

Well, it's story time!!

Kids, today we're telling the story of how Sam, Lucy, and Manga all joined the Akatsuki.

Are you ready?

Got your hot chocolate and limited edition Japanese Barack Obama action figures?

Yes?

Good.

The first person to join was Sam and that is where our story begins.

*Ahem* Not so long ago, in a land not so far away...