Shiro: *in a room typing on a computer* hey guys i know i've been late on my updates my past couple turns but i have my reasons

Sam:*from outside the door to the room* SHIRO YOU BETTER BE TYPING IN THERE CAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT...

Shiro: *throws book at the door* shut it i know already . i am typing.

Sam: *breaks down door* HIRO I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT TYPE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO ME I

'LL THROW YOU INTO A ROOM WITH SAKURA , AND MATSURI DURING SHARK WEEK.

shiro: *begins typing again*

Shiro's PoV

"Hey shiro it worked the otp is as good as official" static sounds through the radio as i push the button twice to signal that i understood as i see itachi carrying a shivering sam to the backdoor of the akatsuki mansion. i unlock my door and swiftly go down the stairs practically jumping down the whole flight. i run into the closed door of itachi's room with a loud 'thump'. "ow that dorr must be made of some strong wood like mahogany ." standing up i walk away from the door and head into the living room where pein nii, konan ,and kisame. "hey guys you see itachi and sam come in a second ago."

" no shiro. what did you do this time" pein steams as i see veins begin to protruding on his forhead. 

"i did nothing it wasn't me it was 'slenderman' " i pull out my phone" and he got it all on video to." pushing play i toss the phone to kisame. the video goes on to show sam running though the woods out back,  shisui putting on the slender costume with stilts, and 'slenderman scaring sam into itachi and then them leaving towards the house. 

"HaHaHa well shrimp you need to take up directing cause this deserves 5 stars." while kisame is laughing his a** off on the couch. konan and pein are switching between snickering and trying their best to be serious about this. 

"you wouldn't happen to be making this viral now would you shiro." konan says as she gets a hold of my phone ." because this can't go on the internet, sam would be ruined. and then she would murder you."

pein snatches the phone and crushes it within his hand. "only if she gets to you before i do." while i cry over my now broken phone i feel a pair of hands on my shoulder . to which  i look over my shoulder just in time to see shisui still wearing the costume sweat dropping before i'm thrown into a wall by sam, who seemed to be blushing angry at the same time.

"sorry shiro she saw me walk to the back door and well as you can see got angry." at that point the light of my vision begins to fade to black.

Shisui's PoV

I watch as sam chucks shiro into the nearest wall which happened to be closest to me . as she begins to dust herself off. "that'll teach you to mess with my love life. and shisui if you ever do that i'll show hana those photos i found sticking out of your drawer. then i'll help her beat you."

"i didn't have any picture's ...... why didnt i hide those christmas photos" silently cursing himself forever going to that party with sam and shiro all it did was produce alot of black mail for all of us

as she storms out of the room headed strait for my poor cousin 'what have we gotten into' worried for both mine and shiro's life i begin to pry him free from the wall trying to shake him awake so as to get him to help. "c'mon shiro you need to wake up and we need to buurn some photos."

"but mommy i dont like burnt toast." he moans still asleep as i pull out my phone to start recording "this is gonna be good"

pein konan and kisame get up and begin to help with shiro "you know he won't be happy with you when he wakes up right shisui."

"as long as he doesn't know i'm fine."continues recording.

well thats it for me hopefully ill be healed fully by the time i have to update this or ask the akatsuki.