Dear diary

Fucking carrot top today made us all get diaries, like what the fuck it's fucking useless. But maybe I could use this as a advantage, I could get the old fuckers diary and see what he writes, and I could get the bitch's diary too. And see what kind of shit she writes and what turn her on (insert wink and smirk), what do you mean that's a terrible idea diary, well no one fucking asked for opinion bitch, anyways I'm off.

Sincerely,
Your sexy jashinist hidan