Pein

You were in a field and you were cloud watching when you felt a familiar chakra's coming, then you sat up and look behind you to see pein and konan, you had met konan a while back and you and her really hit it off. You look at them and said " hey pein hey konan ", they look at you and waved, konan " hey (y/n) " pein said " hello (y/n) ", they sit next to you and you turn to them and said " I was waiting for you to come I have a game I want to play with pein ", they look at you sceptical but nerverless pein said " what is the game ". You then said " well I found this Valentine's day poem and basically, I'm going to be telling you to give me a noun and you'll tell me one and I'll change the noun in the poem with your noun, and after were done I'll read the poem out loud to you ", pein " very well shall we begin ", you nod your head and get your notebook out from your ninja pouch.  You  then said " ok give me a noun ", pein then said " pain " you nodded your head and wrote it down ", you then said " alright give me another noun " pein then said " fuck " you nodded and wrote it down and then you said " ok and give me another noun ", pein then said " balls " you nodded your head and wrote it down. You then said " ok this poem is called i love you,  Forever in my pain, is where you will be, nobody else will fuck, because you have the only balls ", you look at them to see the shock look on their face, konan " oh my " she had a hand on her mouth, pein " no no that's not what I meant, I was just saying random stuff I don't mean any of that ", you then said " pein it's alright it's just a poem it's a game I'm not angry at you ". You smile at him and pein looks the other way so you can't see the faint blush on his face, you then said " let's forget all about this poem and watch the clouds ", konan " that sounds like fun what about it pein ", pein then said " that's alright with me ", and you all then watched the clouds talking and chatting the hole time until they had to leave.

Tobi/Obito

You were at a park on a bench for you were waiting for Tobi, you then heard someone say " (yyyyyy/nnnnnn)-channnnnn! ", You turn around and see Tobi and deidara walking over to you, you had met deidara a while back and you honestly found him amusing, like how him and Tobi would always argue but that didn't bother you. You wave at them and they walked over to you and Tobi hugged you, Tobi " Tobi missed you so much (y/n)-chan! ", Deidara then said " Tobi your going to squish her to death hm! ", Tobi let's go and said " ah Tobi sorry (y/n)-chan ", you laugh and say " it's alright Tobi but I'm glad you came, I was wondering if you wanted to play a game with me ". Tobi " yes Tobi wants to play a game, what's the game about (y/n)-chan ", you then said " glad to ask so since you asked since it's Valentine's day I found a Valentine's day poem, and basically I'm going to ask you for a noun and whatever word you give me I'll put that in the poem and after words I'll read it out loud ", Tobi " ohhh sounds like fun can we start ". You giggle and take out your notepad and pen and said " sure ok tobi give me a noun ", Tobi " butt " deidara sweatdrops you giggle and wrote it down and said " alright Tobi give me another noun ", Tobi " bobbies " deidara then said " tobi! Un", You giggle but right it down and said " alright Tobi give me another noun ", Tobi " tobi ", you write it down and said " alright Tobi the poem name is love does exsist,
Your butt and bobbies, I can't resist, every since Tobi found you, I know love exsist ", deidara burst out laughing and Tobi said " no Tobi didn't mean for the poem to sound like that, tobi swears Tobi is a good boy ", you laugh and you said " it's ok Tobi I forgive you after all it's a game ", you pat him on the head and kiss him on his mask where his cheek is suppose to be, steam comes out of his ears and he hugs you and rub your cheek against his mask, Tobi " yeah (y/n)-chan isn't mad Tobi a good boy!"

Deidara

You were in the woods by a lake just skipping rocks when you heard some people arguing and you turn around and see deidara, Tobi, and sasori , you had met them both already and let's just say they were interesting, Tobi was fun to play with and sasori was fun too even though he tried to convince you art is eternal. Anyways they finally made it to you and you said " hey guys " they all waved at you and Tobi hugged you, Tobi " (y/n)-chan Tobi missed you! ", You giggle and pat his head and said " I missed you too ", deidara " oi tobi your going to squish her let go un", deidara get's Tobi off of you and sasori said " you guys are such brats ", deidara " shut up Danna hm". You laugh at there arguing and said " alright guys let's stop arguing besides I want to play a game with deidara ", they all look at you and deidara said " what kind of game hm?", You then said " well since today is Valentine's day I got a Valentine's day poem and basically what were going to do is, I'm going to ask for a noun and your going to give me one and I'll replace the noun in the poem with that one and after words I'll read it out loud ", deidara " alright sounds like fun yea ", you then grabbed your notepad and pen and said " alright deidara give me a noun ", deidara " fuck hm ", Sasori " of yes very loving brat way too go ", deidara " shut up danna un! ", You laugh and said " alright give me another noun ", deidara explode hm ", you then said " alright give me another noun ", deidara then said " bang un ", You then said " ok give me another noun ", deidara " rusty cage hm ", you said " alright this poem is called not enough words, There's nothing I could ever fuck, and nothing I could explode, to let you bang just how much , love is in my rsuty cage for you ( any Soundgarden fan will get the rusty cage part ) ". Sasori " what a lovely poem way to go brat ", Tobi " whattt nooooo senpai can't blow up (y/n)-chan Tobi will save you! ", Deidara then said " no that's not what I mean I don't want to blow you up I swear " you then giggled and said " deidara it's alright it's just a poem " deidara " oh uh ok ", you then said " but try anything funny like that Blondie and you'll be six feet under ground got it ", deidara went stiff and pale for you said that with such a sweet smile on your face.

Sasori

You were in the forest just reading a book when you heard two people arguing and you looked up from your book and saw deidara and sasori arguing, you had met deidara a while ago and he was pretty interesting even though you mistaked him for a girl and kept apologising but he ended up forgiving you, he's fun to hang around with even though he keeps trying to convince you that art is an explosion. You look up to see them and you wave and said " h-hi sa-sasori and de-deidara ", they turn to you and sasori waves at you and deidara smiles and said " hi (y/n) it's nice to see you un ", you then said " yo-you t-too de-deidara, sa-sasori i-i wa-was wo-wondering i-if y-you w-wanted t-to p-play a-a g-game wh-with m-me y-you d-don't ha-have t-to i-if y-you d-don't w-want t-too ", Sasori pats your head and said " it's ok what game do you have in mind ". You then said " we-well s-since i-it's V-valentine's D-Day I-i f-found a-a V-valentine's D-Day p-poem a-and b-basicaly i-i'm go-going t-to a-ask y-you f-for a-a n-noun a-and y-your g-going t-to g-give m-me o-one a-and i-i'll p-put i-it i-in t-the p-poem a-and a-afterwords i-i'll r-read i-it o-out l-loud ", Sasori " alright that sounds alright to me ". You then got your notebook and pen out and said " o-ok u-uh g-give m-me a-a n-noun ", Sasori " tease ", you blush but push it off and said " g-give m-me a-another n-noun ", Sasori "ruins my day ", you then said " t-the p-poem i-is c-called f-from m-my h-heart,
Y-you a-always k-know j-just h-how t-to t-tease, j-just t-talking t-to y-you r-ruins m-my d-day, i-if i-i wa-was r-ruining y-your D-Day y-you sh-should o-of j-just t-told m-me ". Deidara puts a hand on his hip and said " yeah Danna why didn't you just tell her hm ", Sasori " shut up brat! ", You flich and sasori turns to you and said " no I meant the brat, what the poems said it's not true, look I'll make it up to you I'll buy you some ice cream how does that sound ", you nod your head and sasori takes your hand and starts walking away with you leaving deidara behind, deidara " oh that's just cold hm ".

Hidan

You were in the forest watching hidan make a sacrifice and kakuzu was right beside you waiting on hidan, you and kakuzu had already met and honestly you guys are on good terms mostly because both of you find hidan annoying. Anyway hidan finally got done with his sacrifice and walked over to you guys, hidan " man that was a great sacrifice ", kakuzu then said " and why do I care " hidan then said " because it's for Lord jashin ", kakuzu " so " hidan then said " so it's for the greatest god out there ", kakuzu " I don't care we don't have time for you to play around ", hidan " I'm not playing around I'm doing a sacrifice for Lord jashin ". You then said " shut up both of you and hidan instead of doing your sacrifices how about you do something productive ", hidan " oh yeah and what do you have in mind ", you then said " well since you asked I have a Valentine's day poem here and I'm going to say give me a noin, verb adjective, etc. And you'll give me one I'll put it in the poem and I'll read it out loud afterwards ", hidan " alright sounds like fun ", you then got out your notebook and pen and said " alright give me a noun ", hidan " dick " you sign and said " of course give me another noun ", hidan vigina " you signed and said god damn it hidan ", he chuckles and you said " this poem is called will you ever understand, You are an amazing dick,
And without you I don't know where I'd be, having you in my vigina, completes and fulfills Evey part of me ". Hidan " That's hot  ",  kakuzu " at least we know who's not getting any ", hidan " shut up old fucker ", you then said " oh but he's right ", hidan " what ". You then said " you see I was considering it but after hearing this poem it's not happening ", hidan then said " what no I'll do anything ", you then said " alright then tell me a poem that you just made on the top of your head go ", hidan " alright Roses are red violets are blue let's get in bed so I can be inside of you ". You slapped him and said " hell no! ", hidan " aww come on why not ", you then said " because of what you just said ", hidan " but the poem is so sweet plus it's straight to the point of what I'm trying to do ", you then " and that's why it's terrible ", hidan " aww come on ", you then said " let me tell you a poem that I just made, blood is red veins are blue I got a blade and it's inside of you ", hidan " that's so hot ", you then said " oh my God " and you shake your head.

Kakuzu

You hidan and kakuzu were just hanging out and you were bored, you already met hidan and let's just say you guys hit it off even though kakuzu didn't want you two too but it happened. Anyway you were bored out of your mind and you turned to kakuzu to see him counting money and said " kakuzu I'm bored ", kakuzu " and why does this concern me ", you said " because if I'm bored I'm just going to keep bothering you ", kakuzu then said " fair point and what do you want to do then ", you then said " well I'm glad you asked I have a Valentine's day poem and basically I'm going to ask you for a noun and I'm going to replace the noun in here with yours and once were done I'm going to read it out loud ", kakuzu " alright then ". You then take out your notebook and pen and said " give me a noun ", kakuzu " money ", you said " of course give me another noun ", kakuzu then said ' thousand ", you then said " alright give me another noun ", kakuzu then said " drink ", you then said " ok give me another noun ", kakuzu sake ", you then said " alright this poem is called far away lover, Your money shines, like a thousand sun's, you drink more sake then anyone, oh what a lovely poem ", hidan bursted out laughing and you signed. Kakuzu then said " no that's not what I'm trying to apply your not like that believe me " you then said " yeah but it kinda hurts hearing that, so if you excuse me I'm going to go hit a tree until I get bored ", you get up and walk into the forest.

Kisame

You were by a lake skipping rocks with Kisame while itachi was reading a book, you had met itachi a while back and you guys got along well especially for you both have the same taste in literature and books. Anyway you guys went to go sit by itachi you then turned to Kisame, You then said " hey Kisame do You want to play a game ", Kisame looks at you and said " sure what game do you have in mind ", you then said " well since it's Valentine's day I got this Valentine's day poem and basically I'm going to ask you for a noun and we'll be replacing some words in her with the words you give me, and after words I'll read the poem out loud ", Kisame then said " alright let's get started ". You grabbed your notepad and pen and said " ok give me a noun ", Kisame " hunger " you then said " alright give me another noun ", Kisame " bigger " you then said " alright give me another noun " Kisame " legs " you said " alright give me another noun " Kisame " poop ", you then said " alright this poem is called will you ever understand, I don't think you will ever fully hunger, how you've made my dreams come bigger, or how you opened my legs, to love and the wonders it can poop ". Itachi " Kisame you should of bought (y/n) lunch ", Kisame then said " huh why? ", Itachi said " for opening her legs ha burn " he goes back to reading his book ", Kisame " itachi You suck at telling jokes ", you then said " but he has a point it's proper to buy a lady lunch or some sort before you open her legs ". Itachi " of course you'll never know for you never hooked up with any woman before ", Kisame then said " shut up itachi ", you giggle and said " alright enough leg opening talk let's talk about something else before I kick both of your little friends alright ", itachi and Kisame nod there heads and you guys start to talk about something else.

Itachi

You itachi and Kisame were all sitting by a river and were talking, well mostly you and Kisame itachi was mostly listing, you and Kisame had met already and let's just say you didn't judge him base off his looks that's why he likes hanging out with you, and you find him fun to hang with too. Kisame " so why are here hanging out with us, I would except men being all around you for today is Valentine's day ", you then said " well a couple guys did ask me out but I declined for i am freshly out of a relationship ", Kisame then said " I see and I could say the same thing to you itachi, have any crazy fangirls try to ask you out yet ". Itachi " I've had twenty woman ask me out but I declined besides I don't want to go out with someone I don't know or love ", Kisame " i see then " you then said " hey itachi do you want to play a game ", itachi " what kind of game ", you then said " well since it's Valentine's day I have a Valentine's day poem here and I'm going to be asking for a verb or such, and I'll replace the ones in the poem with yours and after words I'll read it out loud, so how about it ", itachi " very well sounds simple let's start ". You take out your notepad and pen and said " alright give me a noun ", itachi " slave " Kisame said " I can already tell you this poem is not going to be good ", itachi " shut up Kisame what's next (y/n) ", you then said " um give me another noun ", itachi " victim " Kisame " yeah this poem is not going to make sense ", you then said " probably itachi give me another noun ", itachi " key " Kisame " how is that going to make sense itachi ", Itachi then said " I don't know but we'll see " you then said " alright itachi give me another noun ", Itachi then said " lock " Kisame " ohh I want to see how this is going to sound like ", you then said " alright itachi this poem is called my promise to you, I promise to be your slave, whenever you fall victim, I promise to be your key, when you can't find the lock, that's sweet I guess ". Kisame " wait what but it said you'll be his slave ", you then said " silly kisa it's as if itachi reading me this poem, so he'll be my slave but saying you'll be my key when I can't find my lock, either way I won't ever be his slave, but seeing as you said random words it's still sweet in a way ", itachi " I guess I said random words but as long as it makes you happy I'll take it ", you said " yeah and we're not even dating yet, if you were probably to write this to me and told me, you would have such a big chance of I would date you, of well maybe next time ", itachi " yeah " he was screaming inside his head at himself for not thinking of something like that.

Author notes:  i know this is late but I had things to do, but I hope you liked this chapter,  i got this idea from akidearest latest video they did something similar to this and I wanted to do something like it too, all of these poemes I found online and basically me and my sister got together and replaced some of the nouns in the poem and got them, except for the other two poems in hidan part my sister made made the one hidan said and I made the other one, but hope you liked this chapter and wanted to let you guys know I'm taking request,  I hope you all have a nice night/day author-chan out.
~pikatachi 🤗