(A/N ok don't hate me for this authors note but I just really like memes mkay bai)(also some of these are really short because I'm a procrastinating ass bitch pussy alrighty then let's get on with it)

Modern!AU

Kisame:

         Your meme is!!!: Pepe The Frog

The two of you were sitting in the hide out together, you on your phone and him playing with your hair, making little water fall braids and shit on YouTube a lot of people including me will never be able to do,  when you came across a tumblr page containing - you guessed it - MEMESSSSS

   Scrolling around the craziness of it, you came across one picture that just for some reason made you kiss your pants with laughter.

   The blue skinned man next to you was quite confuzzled when your head started jerking about and bubbles of happiness started escaping from your mouth (my description is so weird jfc kmn), and he looked over to see wavy was going on.

   To Kisame's surprise, his eyes wandered over to the pixels on your phone screen and discovered a weirdly happy, wrinkly faced... Humanoid frog, was it? He didn't fucking know. His pupils dilated and you started laughing even harder when he exploded in loud bursts of

"OH MY LORD IN DYING WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT"
"iM DEAD I CANT BELIEVE YOU FOUND RARE PEPE"
"IS THAT THE DUDE FRIM FOOD NETWORK WTF"

The rest of the Akatsuki were so confused as to why you both sat in the couch for a half hour, your phone sprawled across the floor and Kisame's hand stuck in a Dutch braid, laughing your asses off the entire time. (I tried to spell the word 'time' for a straight ten seconds wtf is wrong with me)

Itachi:

Your meme is!:Confused Jackie Chan

Like the weirdo you are (being weird is flipping awesome don't you dare try to be normal or I will personally find where you live and slap you in the face then scream at you to stay weird), the two of you were on a lunch date in a cute retro style restaurant, and while you and Itachi (mainly you, Itachi probably wouldn't do this) were having a yo mama battle.

"Your mom is so old her breast milk is powdered!"

"Y/N, my mother is dead."

"But 'Tachi, this is supposed to be a joke! In not trying to offend you or anything, you're being too serious."

   When he didn't reply and just squeezed your hand, you huffed and decided to check your phone. The group chat (Best/Friend/Name) made was blowing up, and you were about to click off when someone sent an image that would change your life forever.

Flashing in beautiful shades of monochrome color, all it's glory showing through-

Was confused Jackie Chan.

There were small tears of hysterical laughter as you pushed your lips together and pressed your palm up against as a second barrier as well, your cheeks puffing out like the throat of a bull frog, and even with all the defense you were putting up, the large amount of noise you were letting leave your mouth made a decently disturbing "PFFFTTTTTT" sound, and when Itachi looked over he was quite concerned for your mental health.

Then he noticed it.

Jackie Chan's glorious picture was now burned in the back of his mind do eternity, and it even made him do something so out of character it even made you concerned.

Itachi
Fucking
Uchiha

He chuckled.

Itachi Uchiha, the one Uchiha known for killing his entire (and powerful) clan, the Uchiha known for being stoic at all times, the Uchiha known for never batting an eyelash at the most hilarious of things in the universe (as shown in the 300k special)...

He fucking chuckled.

Eyes wide, you slowly turned your head to see him screaming with laughter, drunk on babbles of shits and giggles and you were honestly scared. Did someone poison the drinks? No, you're both S-rated, you both would have noticed that by now. Had he been infiltrated by a genjutsu when off guard? Never mind that idea, his own specialty is genjutsu, and he's almost never off guard. ... Was it really true? Had he actually, genuinely, purposely burst into a fit of fucks?

You fainted when you realized it was true. (Idk why this one was so long lost track of time while playing mystic)

Hidan:

Your meme is!!!: Old Spice Guy

You were sweating from even the tips of your fingers, the liquid accumulating from the pads of them and spreading all the way to the knuckles, face braced into one of pain, hands holding the one object that could save your life right now.

Something horrific had happened, and you were calling for Hidan to come over and help you, it was definitely desperately needed.

The only thing that could defeat you had unexpectedly stormed in front of your face.

You had just simply turned on the TV and... Then it happened.

Ni Hao Kai Lan had come on.

(Quick A/N, I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS SHOW BC THEY ACTUALLY FUCK UP THE CHINESE CULTURE SO BAD ITS ANNOYING AF AND MY FRIENDS WHEN I WAS LITTLE USED TO WATCH THAT IT WAS A GODDAM DISGRACE TO THE CHINESE LANGUAGE I WANTED TO BREAK MY EYEBALLS INTO LITTLE BALLS OF JELLY LIKE KMN HCHJDDJXJ)

Your face was still stuck in one of horror when Hidan busted into the room.

It looked as if he had just awoken from a nap, because he was in only a pair of boxers and your fuzzy socks, hair disheveled and scythe looking very unstealthily balanced between his phalanges.

He looked around for a moment with groggy eyes, and just blinked. "What happened? Everything looks perfectly fine here."

The only action you could muster was to back up and curl into a little ball on the couch with a look of extreme horror tattooed upon your face.

"WHATDOYOUMEANWHAT'SWRONGNIHAOKAILANISONAREYOUTRYINGTOGETMETODUMPYOURASSCHANGETHEFUCKINGCHANNEL"

He was now pressed against the wall from fear, trembling with awe at your banshee voice. "I... Uh... IK turn the T-TV of-ff.." The sadistic man stuttered. (Ik I'm a bitch with bad writing :ь)

And so with that, the mini-horror movie was turned off and you could finally breath again. You just settled for a bit of media touch up, getting comfy with him at your side so you could just watch some YouTube videos on your phone.

Loading some old videos from youtubers like Tana Mongeau, TheGabbieShow, all the old members of MDE and some of the gaming youtubers (I can't put my entire subscribed list here or you'll be here for years lol, they're all amazing tho <3) you loaded a video titled "I GOT FUCKED WITH A TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?".

Your face now contorted into anger.

WHY

ADS

WHY

AWEHHHH

And so you braced for the moment it stopped buffering and surprisingly, an old spice commercial came on.

"Pffftttttt" went the sounds of your beautiful sweet sweet mouth, how hilarious this was! You were so loud you even started to wake Hidan, who was infamous for sleeping like a fucking rock, that is, a rock on a fucking Avalanche. He twisted and turned about your lap, until he opened a sleepy eye to see what was going on.

He actually, now, was quite unhappy. Your buddy there did not like the fact that you were looking at another, may he add absolutely ripped, man, and tried to steal your attention to himself now.

He got up out of your lap, still unnoticed by you, and decided it would be fun to try and get you a little.... Distracted 😏.

Arms stretching out, showing impressively voluptuous biceps and stone hard abs from him not wearing a shirt you heard him yawn a bit, also revealing his structured jaw bone.

You just looked back to your screen.
And he took it up a notch.

   Now was laying down on the rest of the couch, his head in you lap once more, and you got a good view of how low his boxers were going.

It didn't last that long because at this point you had made a dead sprint for your shared room.

Kakuzu:

Your meme is!!!: Jacob Sartorius

(I'm sorry he's just too bleh not to make a meme out of MKaY)

Ah, YouTube, the best place to find poop and vine memes, who would have thought you'd find cancer there too? (Sorry if ur super butt hurt I'm just joking here lol, also so sorry if you do like Jacob Sartorius but let's be honest his all of me cover was legit an eardrum crusher)

I mean, literally, you tried to look up the first thing a person would hear in hell, and what pops up? Jacob Sartorius All of Me. Like wtf (this actually happened to me jfc society can be fun lol)

I mean, you could see it on his face that this child was a grade A fAQ BOi.

Push aside the fact that he thought blacks people weren't a functioning part of society despite their influences on pop culture and everyday life, his wanting of nudes from an underage girl, which is child possession of child pornography, and how he literally tells everyone he'd marry them if he could (that would either be whole lot of divorced or a whole lot of new pregnant and 16 episodes), that boy is perfect meme material. Though he'll never be, ironically, as good as dat boi.

And so, scrolling through your everyday feed of YouTube poops, etc you saw JACOB SARFUCKINGTORIUS and realized how dank those edits could be, like damn.

"KUZU COME LOOK AT THIS 14 YEAR OLD PANCAKE AND HIS CHEDDAR CHEESE SHREDDER VOICE" you immediately thought and voiced, because why not show him? Not like anything bad could happen (but fr now anything could happen that's just how fan fictions work), except for him breaking up with you hahaahahahaha (ik I suk wuv u 2 lol).

   He walked up and just stared at the screen for a solid 15 months (I MEANT MINUTES BUT IM GONNA KEEP IT LIKE THIS BECAUSE AUTO CARROT GIVES ME THE BEST IDEAS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOF) until he just simply patted your head and went to back to the room he was in before.

   The rest of the night you could hear sweatshirt blasting from under the covers and saw only his constant making of Sartorius shook memes..

Deidara:

Your meme is!!!!: Sh👀k!!

Tbh this all started when you started using tumblr and just blew him mind (no pun intended) with memery. It's just become a thing for you two, wake up, morning routine, meme, etc, meme, meme, and meme. It's the chill way. But oh mai mai, the first and best meme of them all, the two of yours' personal favorite was the shook meme. You guys make them from yourselves on snapchat all the time, it's kinda awesome lol. It's kind of touching how the two of you constantly laugh with each other and cuddle while score king through tumblr, even the other members ships it <3

Sasori:

          Your Meme is: Dat Boi!!!!

"Y/N... Why is there a frog on a unicycle dancing across your phone screen?" Sasori asked boredly waking up next to you on an early morning to see just that.

Y/N just stared at him as if he were some foreign object entering her nasal cavity.

"You.. Don't... Know.. Memes....?" You uttered with a large frown on your face. Sasori simply gave a shrug and snuggled into the blankets once more.

You blinked twice at him then got out of the bed. "We're breaking up," you said definitively, but don't worry, obviously you were kidding, you came back for brunch an hour later lol

Tobi/Obito:

Your Meme is:Tight Pants/Body Rolls!

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"Watch out for my body rolls," "Watch out for my body rolls," "Watch out for my body rolls," ON REPEAT FOR 5 HOURS. You honestly really liked it the first, y'know, 10 minutes, then it just got obscenely annoying. It was great for the both of you at first because you guys could get some energy out of your system, but of course you got tired, unlike him. So he just... Danced..... For like an entire week.. And screamed... And sang.. Oh god the migraines

Pein:

     Your Meme is: John Cena!!

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Holy shit what even happened WWE isn't a ninja thing pshhh

ok so you may or may not have a tiny itsy bitsy crush on a pro wrestler so what hahahashahahahshdcjjjdjdjfj

Basically you got him obsessed and now on movie nights you just watch wrestling tournaments lol

BUT THEN YOU SAW THE MEMES

And he was just questioning you like "Why are Sasuke and Itachi still visible if their John Cena" effortlessly roasting the creators like wtf

Suigetsu:

Your meme!:Smoke weed every day

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"What the actual fuck was that" you thought looking at the video once more.

   You were in the middle of a cuddle session with Suigetsu in the middle of a 24 hour breakfast buffet when you decided to scroll through YouTube, finding this odd creature lurking in your recommended.

   He tiredly looked up from the crook of your neck and lifted his hand from under you. "Hey, what's that?"

   And so the story of how he got hooked on memes became. He was absolutely obsessed, is obsessed he even got you in on it.

   You now both schedule Wednesday nights specifically for meme hunting.

HEY GUYS SORRY WE'VE BEEN GONE FOR A GAZILLION YEARS AND SOME OF THESE ARE SHORT BUT THIS IS MY FACE

Jk sorry lol

So I'm a smol bean ok

I'm like 5 I got out of the womb yesterday and all I said was "SURPRISE MOTHA FUCKA"

And I'm literally V bc blind asf ok my prescription is death and I like black coffee haha this is a super bad pic but deal ok ok ok then bai

Question of the day: How high was Sushi when she wrote this?

I love you guys sorry lol anD THIS IS LIKE 2300 WORDS FUCK MY ASS

AND THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN ON THE SCHOOL BUS AT 6 IN THE MORNING LMAO MY NAME IS SHIT STAIN WHATS URS

Ok but bye actually now thank you so much