After telling you it would now be safer to stay with him and the Akatsuki, he decided it was finally time you met the S-rank criminals you would be living with...

Kisame:

"So, (Y/N), these are the people you can trust around here. Pain, Konan and Itachi. Kakuzu isnt too bad, I suppose" Kisame shrugged, keeping you close to him and eyeing the silver haired man suspiciously. You looked at those pointed out to be trust worthy.

"What about me, un?!" The blonde asked. You thought it was a girl, but its voice said otherwise.

"Hmm... Well unless you wish to be blown to prices, turned into a puppet, sacrificed to lord rice-cake or whatever-"

"IT'S LORD JASHIN F****R!!"

"yeah, that, or used as a rag doll, I suggest you stay away from the rest. And if you see any plants, its not a good idea to touch them." Kisame said with a chuckle.

"Okay..." What had you gotten yourself into?

Itachi:

"Aren't you going to introduce me?" You asked Itachi as he lead you down the halls.

"They aren't worth getting to know." He shrugged slightly, sending a small smile down at you, under his arm.

"Hey! Weasel!! This yo girl?!" A loud silver haired man jumped out from seemingly no where, covered in blood. He grinned wide, looking you up and down before swinging an arm around your shoulder. "You know Itachi, they don't call me Mr steal your girl for nothing" he grins at your boyfriend and you squirm.

"And they don't call me leave-before-I-pull-you-apart-and-never-put-you-back-together for nothing." He glares, slipping his arm back around you and leading you away. Note to self: Itachi is always right.

Hidan:

"(Y/N), meet leader-sama, blue haired w***e, weasel, sharky, plant-man, lollipop, puppet, barbie and the old b*****d." Hidan pointed to each in turn.

"Okay..." You mumbked awkwardly.

"Don't worry, you'll understand with time." He patted your back with a smirk before wandering off to Jashin knows where.

"(Y/N)-Chan!!" 'Lollipop' squealed before coming barrelling towards you. Today is going to be a long day... Was your last thought before being viciously glomped.

Kakuzu:

"So now you know everyone, you should probably leave with me before-" but Kakuzu was cut off by a chorus of hollers.

"Do you do missions?"

"Are you interested in origami?"

"Fancy a swim?"

"Hm."

"Have you ever considered becoming a Jashinist?"

"Art is fleeting, yeah?"

"Art is eternal."

"Tobi is a good boy."

"She looks tasty..."

You decided not to deal with this and just turned around and left.

Deidara:

So far, you'd only met two members of the Akatsuki, besides Dei, that is.

"My art is a bang, un!" Dei argued.

"Such a brat..."

"Don't call me that danna!"

"But true art is eternal."

"It's fleeting, yeah!"

"No, because-"

You stopped listening after that and just walked away with Tobi to go eat candy.

Sasori:

Sasori was out on a mission so you were left to meet the Akatsuki yourself. You were hopelessly lost in the corridors until a blonde popped up next to you.

"Hey! What's a pretty lady like you doing in here, huh?" He leant on your shoulder and looked at you with lidded eyes.

"Sasori is out on a mission..." You played with your fingers nervously. What if you shouldn't have said that? What if he didn't like sasori and took it out on you? Worse, what if he took it out on sasori later for bringing someone else in?

"Oh! You're Danna's girlfriend?" He exclaimed happily. "Tell me, what do you think of art, un?"