Kisame:

"Ughhh...." You groan, rolling over in bed, ready to swing one leg out, when your voice suddenly triggers something in your head. Has my voice always been that deep? You blink rapidly in surprise and watch as your legs swing out of bed. You stare down at them wide eyed. Those are not my legs!! Your hands instinctively cover where your boobs should be and you almost scream when your chest is totally flat. Your suppress a scream and run into the bathroom. You stare wide eyed into the mirror. Somehow, you had changed genders and were staring at the male version of yourself. You hear footsteps behind you.

"Oh." Kisame says, and you watch him in the mirror, staring at you blankly. Then you see his eye drift downwards and he smirks. "You still have a nice ass, Y/N."

-

Itachi:

"This is unexpected..." you hear Itachi say in a groggy morning voice and you slowly force your eyes open, and blink at the ceiling, trying to clear your vision. 

"What's unexpected?" You hear a male voice say exactly what you were thinking. Suddenly, your eyebrows furrow and you sit upright, staring around the room for the person who had spoken, but there was no one else there.

"Now, don't freak out, Y/N, but you seem to be a male."

-

Hidan:

You wake up and rub your eyes, when you feel a disturbance in your body. 

"Ugh. Morning wood." You groan. "Wait, what?!" You shoot straight up in bed and glare down at yourself. You stare at the lump in your bottoms. I have a penis?! What do I do with it!?

"Well, this could get interesting." You hear Hidan speak and you look down at him with wide confused eyes. He's lying on his side, propping his head up on one arm and your eyes widen in recognition. You speak and mentally scream at your deep scratchy voice.

"No, Hidan! I am not trying anal!"

-

Kakuzu:

"But I'm a guy!" You wail to Kakuzu.

"And?" He replies boredly. You've been whining for half an hour straight.

"And I'm supposed to be a girl!" You wail again.

"Well, I don't have a problem with it." he shrugs and your eyes glue themselves to him and you let out a dramatic gasp before speaking.

"So you are gay!"

-

Deidara:

He looks away with pink dusting his cheeks.

"What?!" You growl lowly, seeing his eyes darting towards you and then away from you,  only to return again. He meets your eyes with a start.

"Nothing!" He says almost too quickly and you eye him suspiciously, watching his blush deepen and his continuous fidgets in his chair. You squint at him for a moment longer before speaking.

"Are you having dirty thoughts, Deidara?"

"N-No!"

"Are you sure...?"

"..."

-

Sasori:

"This throws a spanner in the works." Sasori frowns, looking at your male body.

"You don't say!" You exclaim, throwing your arms up in distress.

"I really didn't want another male puppet in my collection..." He mumbles to himself and your wide eyes swivel to him. "Plus, I was hoping for sex tonight."

"E-excuse me, Dana, I'm right here!"

"Excused, future-puppet-boy."

-

Tobi:

"This is terrible." You sob. "I can't believe it! What the hell even happened!"

"It's fine, Y/N-Chan!" Tobi tries to reassure you, by patting your now muscular back.

"No, it's not! I'm a girl and I want to live my life as a girl! I was happy!" You sigh, finally accepting your fate, but still hoping for a way back, which author-chan would provide sometime between this and the next chapter, sorry for making you cry, Y/N-Chan. (Actually, Author-Chan isn't the least bit sorry! Hehehe~)

"W-Well, whatever makes Y/N happy makes Tobi happy too, but Y/N-Chan needs to know that Tobi will love her no matter what, okay?"

-

Pein: 

"You're still hot." He said in an unamused tone when you entered into the office. Your eyes bulge.

"Th-that's all you have to say for yourself!? Somehow this is your fault and I expect you to fix it! Right now!" You exclaim, slamming your foot on the ground. He sighs and stands, making his way in front of you. He curls his hands into the fabric of your cloak, pulling you closer before speaking close to your lips in a hushed tone.

"sure, I'll turn you back. But not yet... I have other purposes for you, yet."

-

A/N:

What's up guys! I don't know what happened with this one, it went a bit all over the place xD This chapter literally took me so long to write and I have no idea why, it's like my ability to use a keyboard has totally disappeared. 

Today was my first day of work experience and I'm doing it at a preschool, it's adorable there and I have so many little friends, though it's probably a bad idea to let me near kids, especially some this young o.o I haven't killed any, yet. o.o I'm kidding, i promise I won't kill any *fingers crossed*. Heh, heh, heh... But I might need your guys help with this, because I think I'm going to have to plan an activity for them either for Thursday or Friday and I may need help with that, so any ideas, could you please comment them? Heh...

The group in the media is BIGBANG and I an becoming obsessed with them, even though I've literally only just found them. I can't even chose who I like, I'm just swerving through all the lanes like wow. 

Also, I was thinking about running some kind of 'Miss Akatsuki' competition. I was gonna do one for each character but I thought that would be a little much, maybe in the future, though xP I would probably give you some questions to answer then pick my top few favorites and the prize would be something like a one-shot of choice that I would post in this book. (I guess I could do a full lemon, seeing as I was very vague in the 'your first time' scenario, but it would be up to the winners) So if you guys want something like this, then let me know, okay? and any other ideas of prizes I could give over wattpad, feel free to suggest them, I'm really looking forward to this, tbh xD

Anyway, sorry that was hella long, and remember, Author-Chan loves you! (But she's a tsundere and would never actually admit her love in first person;-;)

Rhi-Chan out!~