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(Y/N) = Your Name

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Kisame:

    You and Kisame were eating out again, you were on your way back from the toilet when a girl at a table nearby stopped you.

      "Hey, you and your blue boyfriend look so cute together, you're so lucky." She said with a smile. But I don't have a boyfr-

     "K-Kisame?! My b-boyfriend?" You looked back to him, where he was sprawled lazily across the booth, he sent you a smile and you turned back to the girls, was that the kind of vibe you two were giving off?

     "Oh, aren't you together? If you're not, I might have to make a move." The girl said with a friendly smile. You knew it wasn't meant in the way you took it, but you didn't like the thought of another girl with Kisame.

     "O-oh, no, we are, I'm just getting used to it, you know?" You smiled sarcastically and left to go to Kisame. He looked at you cautiously for a moment, before saying;

     "You get any trouble, you let me know. Okay, (Y/N)?"

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Itachi:

     "Hi there, I'm (Y/-" You began.

      "(Y/N), I know, Itachi won't stop talking about you." His blue friend greeted from next to Itachi, as you greeted them and welcomed them into your home. "So, you're the girl who stole his heart?" Kisame says with a smirk.

     "W-what?" You quirk an eyebrow.

     "You're his girlfriend, right?"

     "Actually, no?" Although it came out as a question.

      "Really, well, it certainly looks like you are." He gives a sideways glance at Itachi who is refusing to meet either of your gazes, weird...

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Hidan:

     "So this is your new toy?" You hear a sneer from behind you and turn to find your cheating ex.

     "Excuse me, f****r, who the f**k are you?" Hidan spits angrily.

     "I wasnt' f*****g talking to you." Your ex hisses at him. "Found someone else dumb enough to go out with you, hoe?" Your ex directs at you.

     "We're not together, and you're f*****g jealous anyway, f****r." Hidan snarls and your ex slinks away. Is that really the way you and Hidan came off? You blushed at the thought.

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Kakuzu:

      "So are you two secretly dating yet or what?" Konan asks, setting her teacup down on the blanket. You almost choke on yours and Kakuzu has to thump you on the back.

     "What?" You gasp as soon as you are able to speak again.

     "Come on you two, you know you can trust me with this."

     "We're not together." Kakuzu states before you can even contemplate it. Konan eyes you suspiciously for a moment before letting it slide. You felt slightly disappointed at Kakuzu's answer, even though you were going to give the exact same one. You had hoped he would be slightly reluctant, but how could you expect that from him when you didn't have that reluctance yourself?

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Deidara:

    Today, Deidara was introducing you to Tobi. He was reluctant to mention him at first, but soon decided someone as fun loving and patient as yourself would get along well with Tobi, maybe even clam him down a little, but that seemed to backfire.

     "(Y/N)-Chan!" The masked man squealed and glomped you around your waist.

     "Hi Tobi." You patted his head awkwardly and he released you, gripping your upper arms and staring at you a moment before speaking.

     "Are (Y/N)-Chan and Deidara-Senpai going to make Tobi some babies?" He asked excitedly.

      "W-what?!" You spluttered, turning a deep shade of crimson.

     "Tobi wants some babies!" He said happily.

     "W-Well Tobi has to make babies himself..." You said awkwardly, shaking yourself slightly as you began to speak like him.

     "Oh. But Tobi thought boyfriends and girlfriends make babies? Tobi doesn't have a girlfriend so (Y/N)-Chan and Deidara-Senpai need to do it for Tobi." he tilted his head like a lost puppy. In the background you could see Deidara blushing and shaking his head.

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Sasori:

    You were randomly ranting about someone at the mall you saw earlier, leaning against Sasori with your backs against a tree in a park.

    "Young love." An old lady shook her head and smiled dreamily, stopping in front of you. "So wonderful to see."

    "O-oh, we're not together..." You said to her awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck.

     "Well, you should be." She gave a closed-eye smile before toddling off.

    "What is love?" Sasori asked.

    "A bad thing. A very bad thing." You said distantly, thinking about your own love for Sasori, and the pain of realising he had no emotion, how could you even think that there was a chance he could love you back?

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