Kisame:

You were cooking something or other and were chopping onions for it, so of course, by the time you'd chopped enough, you were bawling. You had to take a moment and rest against the wall in the corridor, but of course Kisame had to be walking by.

"(Y/N)?!" His voice was urgent but gentle. He out his hands on your shoulders and bent down to your eye level "(Y/N), what's wrong? Who do I need to bury?" You giggle a little at that.

"Onions"

"Okay, got it- wait, onions?" Kisame seems very confused.

"I was chopping onions."

"Phew! You had me worried there." Kisame chuckles awkwardly and you press a kiss to his cheek.

Itachi:

You had been walking barefoot around the base and trod in a random Lego piece, that must have been dropped by Tobi. This was extremely painful and you fell to the floor and teas began to well up.

"Damn you Tobi!" You hiss under your breath.

"(Y/N)? Is something the matter?" Itachi knelt next to you, cradling you in his arms.

"Lego." You growled.

"Pardon?"

"Lego!" You yelled, flinging the peice of Lego at the wall and cradling your poor, now bleeding foot.

"Damn Tobi" you heard Itachi hiss under his breath.

Hidan:

You had just finished watching a really sad movie and tears were streaming down your face. Hidan came into your room.

"Really? Jashin's sake, what is it (Y/N)?" He groaned, sitting next to you. You pointed a shaky finger at the TV where the DVD home screen was displayed.

"Really?! F*****G stupid b***h" Hidan laughed. You just whimpered slightly and rubbed the tears away. Hidan sighed and pulled you into him, bringing you back against the bed with him, giving you a long hug, burying his face in your hair.

Kakuzu:

Because no one else in the damn base would cook, you had to do it. You were chopping onions, but they never really bothered you. But what did bother you was blood. Especially when you hadn't been looking and managed to slice your finger open. The sight of the red ooze made you shiver in fear and a tear or two slipped down.

"Who upset you now, (Y/N)?" You recognised Kakuzu's voice from behind you and turned to face him, sheepishly holding out your 'butchered' finger. He sighed slightly before pulling his mask down and sucking the blood off of you finger.

Deidara:

You, being the silly person you are, decided it would be a good idea to totter around the base in your highest heels, and being the fashion guru that you are, it was only natural that when Tobi knocked into you and you tripped, breaking the heel and wasting your extremely expensive shoes, you cried in shock.

"(Y/N), un?" The poor blonde bomber looked like he was about to break down crying, simply because you were.

"It's nothing, Dei, just broke my heels." He smiles and pulls you into him.

"You had me worried there, un."

Sasori:

You were watching a sad movie and were bawling your eyes out. You stopped the DVD and went looking for Sasori. You knocked on his workshop door and went in without waiting. Sasori was sat on his desk chair facing you questioningly. You just rubbed your eyes and sat yourself on his lap, cuddling into him. He sighed slightly when he realised what was wrong. He wrapped his arms around you.

" (Y/N), I wish you wouldn't upset yourself so with these sad movies" he murmured into your hair.