(what kind of inception is this?!??!??)

Kisame:

    He peered over your shoulder and a wide sharky grin grew on his face as he scanned over the fanfiction on screen. His grin stretched particularly wide when he caught sight of his name.

    "You love me this much, you have to read about me, Y/N?~" He teased over your shoulder and you jolted, almost dropping your phone.

    "Yah!" You exclaimed in fright, turning a bright shade of pink. "I-It's not what you think, I-I swear!" You protested.

     "So that fanfiction isn't about me, and you definitely aren't reading it because you're too shy to ask for a kiss in reality?~" You stared at him for a long moment.

    "Okay, maybe it is what it looks like..."

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(A/N: I'm on the bus as I'm writing this. Remember that annoying whorish bitch I mentioned a while ago? I wish she would shut the fuck up and stop whining about her problems and get the fuck out of my seat)({from sushi} SAME OMG PPL KEEP PUSHING ME ONTO THE FLOOR SPACE BETWEEN THE SEAT AND THE BAKC OF HE ONE IN FRONT LIKE BITCH PLEASE KEEP YO DIRTY FOTHAMUCKIN HANDS OFF ME I AINT NO PUSH PIN)

(Rhi-Chan and Sophie-Chan's savagery at it's finest ~Future Rhi-Chan)

Itachi:

    "Why are you reading that?" His words rumbled right in your ear and you squealed, spinning and looking over your shoulder.

    "Gah! Itachi! Why are you spying on my phone!?" You held the screen to your chest with a slight frown and a pink blush.

    "It doesn't matter." He dismissed just like that. "The question is, why are you reading about me? You haven't felt neglected, have you..?"

    As he said that you looked away in slight embarrassment with an ashamed feeling wrenching your insides.

    "You should've told me, Y/N. You have the real thing right here, I can make you feel better than any fanfiction can." He said as he slammed his lips down against yours.

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Hidan:

    You were casually flicking through the pages of your fanfiction, laying sprawled on your stomach on the bed. You were slightly shocked by how accurate the writer had the character of Hidan down, so the things he did were more believable.

    A really fluffy, romantic part of the story came up and you began to blush and swoon, paying no attention to the sound of the door opening and closing behind you.

    "What the fuck are you-" Hidan cut himself off as his eyes skimmed over the words on the page, a frown crossing his face when his eyes caught on his name.

    "Why are you reading this soppy shit about me?" He questioned, closing the laptops lid to make you focus fully on him.

     "You never do any of that 'soppy shit', so who can blame me for dreaming?" You scowled, rather coldly, may I add. He frowned for a moment, as he watched you lift the lid on your laptop and continue to scan the words. 

     "Hey, Y/N?"

     "Hmm?"

     "Get dressed, I'll take you out for dinner."

Kakuzu:

    All eyes were on you, well, I mean it was only the two of you there because it was your room, but still. The pressure was almost tightening, he was so persistent on knowing why you read that fanfiction.

    "Why are you so against telling me?!" He asked, seemingly rather agitated. The actuality of it was you just wanted to, but that seemed a little odd and stalkerish, so you felt rather embarrassed admitting that. Suddenly, a light bulb promptly lit up over your head.

     "You wouldn't be able to handle it, if I told you the truth." You said with a ghost of a smirk.

     "I wouldn't be able to handle it? Just tell me, Y/N." He said, his brow creasing even more.

    "You just aren't... satisfying me." You let your eyes scan over his body with a slight chuckle. Of course, this couldn't be further from the truth, so his reaction surprised you. You were pinned back against the bed with your wrists above your head, Kakuzu looming over you with dark, hungry eyes.

    "We'll see about that..."

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Deidara:

     "What the heck, Y/N?!" His voice over your shoulder startled you and you jumped from your seat, diving after your phone, which you had accidentally thrown across the room in a panic. You sighed and cradled your thankfully unharmed phone to your chest. You nervously turned to Deidara, suddenly remembering the rather erotic fanficiton he had caught you reading about him.

     "You see... I can expla- .... Actually no, I really can't..." You gave up before you had even begun.

    "That fanfiction is so unrealistic!" He grunted. "My hands do so much more than that!" He ranted, throwing his arms up in the air, the tongues poking angrily out of his extra mouths. This would be rather humorous, had it not have been what he had said only seconds prior. 

    "...What...?" You murmured quietly, not quite believing the sweet, innocent DeiDei had just said that.

     "You heard me, Y/N." He said turning back towards you, stalking towards you, his hair covering the bright glint in his eye. "Why don't I show you...~"

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Sasori:

    "I really don't understand the human fascination with reading about other people, especially you, Y/N. I'm right here, I don't understand why you feel the need to read about me." Sasori mused, watching you as you frantically typed away, adding comments to the fanfiction you were reading, as he lounged comfortably on the bed with his hands folded on his abdomen. 

    "You probably wouldn't, Sasori. You aren't human like the rest of us. This is like people's fantasies, danna." You took a peek over your shoulder at the redhead before turning back to the screen. 

    "But still... Surely you have fantasies of your own, Y/N, why bother to read other people's? And why read when you can act it out?" He folded his arms behind his head and closed his eyes. 

    "Sure enough, I do, danna. But reading other people's gives me ideas." You rolled your eyes. He was silent for a moment before you heard Sasori speak.

    "Come here." You looked back and got up, and when you got close enough, he pulled you to straddle his waist. His amber eyes stared up into yours with such intensity that a bright pink was painted across your cheeks. He leaned up so his lips were barely brushing your own before he whispered. "Show me your fantasies, Y/N..." Before your lips slammed together.

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Tobi:

    Poor Tobi, he didn't take it too well. You were sat nonchalantly reading your smutty fanfiction about Tobi at the breakfast table, and it was all okay as no one was paying you any attention, let alone to what you were reading. That was, until Tobi came barreling into the room and decided to read aloud over your shoulder.

    "WAHHHH Y/N-CHAN DON'T READ SUCH NAUGHTY STUFF ABOUT TOBI! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He yelled after reading out a lengthy blowjob scene to the entire akatsuki, before snatching your phone and running away somewhere. You just continued to munch your breakfast.

     Tobi wasn't keen, but as soon as you got into your room, Obito pounced on you, pinning you underneath him, his breath ghosting down your neck.

    "Y/N-Chan... You did that on purpose, didn't you? You were trying to tempt me... Well, you can't blame me when you can't walk for a week, you brought this on yourself..."

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Pein:

    Pein had been angrily storming through the base and slammed into the bedroom the two of your shared. He slammed open the laptop and aggressively slammed the keys. He had been trying to use the internet for some research and needed to find a website he'd been using a few days ago, so he opened the browser history. However, his website was not there, and he was rather confused to find many links to wattpad fanfictions with his name and 'lemon' slapped across the title. And curiously, he clicked it.

     What you didn't expect was to walk into your shared room and catch Pein jerking himself off while reading the fanfiction you had been reading only hours beforehand. You stood frozen as he turned to you with a slight glare.

    "What the heck...? Are you getting off to a fanfiction about yourself...?" You asked awkwardly, scratching the back of your neck and wondering how you never realized how much of a narcissist he was. 

    "No, Y/N... I imagined it was you..." He looked at your pleadingly and your smirked slightly, advancing towards him.

     "You can bet your damn soul I'm better than anything a fanfiction could say.~"

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Suigetsu:

    You had managed to find one of the rare, raunchy fanfictions about Suigetsu, and you hit the jackpot with how well it was written. You leaned back against the headboard of the bed with the laptop resting on your stomach, the brightness of the screen illuminating your face. You blushed heavily reading the erotica, and were slightly embarrassed to admit you were a bit turned on, and you pressed your legs together.

    Suddenly, the door opened and Suigetsu sauntered in, stretching his arms above his head before turning to you. His smirked grew ever so slightly seeing your face flushed and legs pressed together, he could instantly tell you were 'worked up'.

    "Hello there, Y/N.~" He said teasingly, leaning over and plucking the laptop from your grip. His smirk grew even more when his eyes caught on his name. "Oh, reading naughty stuff about me, are you? You look like you have a little problem there...~" He hummed, setting the laptop on the desk, and you whined out slightly, knowing there was no point in denying it. 

    He came back over to you and spread out your legs, shuffling between them and using his hands to prop himself up over you. "Why don't I help you with that?~"

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A/N: Oops this wasn't supposed to get so raunchy wow. As you could tell from the random author's note halfway through, writing on busses is apparently common? So are annoying bitches on the bus? eh.

I have decided upon the special for 500K. I don't think it was suggested, but I thought it was long overdue, anyway.

I will be doing a chapter where there is a lemon for each and every member I write for. All in the same chapter. Just a quick question. How kinky do you want it? Because I'll do vanilla if you want it like that, or let me know if you want that hella kinky shit. I'll feel like such a sinner writing it, but hellz yeah I'm up for it.

Hugs and Hershey's Kisses!~

    ~Rhi-Chan