(So, yes I'm a bit late on this, but it's here now :3 ~Rhi)

Kisame:

"What? That twat seriously won? Remind me never to go America/Book a flight out of America, Y/N."

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Itachi:

"Tch, what are the Americans thinking? He's either going to start world war three, start a nuclear war, or get himself assassinated. You know I'm never wrong, Y/N."

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Hidan:

"You know, he's the kind of president I can get behind! A real straight forward, get things done kinda gu-" *slapped*

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Kakuzu:

"... they're really trusting him to run the country? He can barely pass as a businessman, he declared bankruptcy at least six times, you know.."

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Deidara:

"Oh? That's probably not good... not good at all... definitely not good... How would you feel about moving to Canada, Y/N?" (Sorry if you live in Canada xD)

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Sasori:

"Trump? What kind of name is that? Oh, is he the comb over bloke? With the hair? Well, America is fucked."

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Tobi:

"Donald! Like Donald duck! He's the orange man! Hah!"

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Pein:

"Well realistically, neither candidate was a good choice... I just hope America can hold on until the next election. Personally, I'll be voting for Michelle Obama."

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Suigetsu:

"He's that poor sap that wanted to build a wall between the USA and Mexico, right? Hah, I'd like to see him try it. Don't panic, Y/N, it's not like he's actually gonna get anything done, everyone hates him!"

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(Does anyone like social repose? The YouTuber? Have you heard his new song filthy pride? If not, listen to it, it's great.

Have a great day/night/life!

Rhi-Chan out!)