Exactly one day after the first interview, after stupidly drinking an inexplicably pink bubbly liquid provided by Author-Chan, the member of the Akatsuki awoke, only to find themselves in the dreaded interview room...

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"It seems that the Reader-Chan's out there decided they'll have they the Akatsuki embarrass themselves some more, and I'm here to make that happen! Welcome back to the interview, part 2, Reader-Chan~"

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"@senstargirl Dares Tobi and Danna and Plant boy to turn into cute tiger kitty..." Author-Chan read from the card with an evil glint in her eyes while Sasori and Zetsu sweat dropped, and Tobi cheered at the opportunity to become a neko again. With a quick click of the fingers, all three sprouted ears and tails, which swished and flicked in aggravation - and excitement. Chuckles echoed around the room. Conveniently, Author-Chan managed to find some pictures of this event...

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"Also from @senstargirl , Who do you hate most and why?" Author-Chan read from the orange card with a confused look. "I'm going to assume that question was for me?"

"Of course you would." Hidan scoffs.

"Can it." She hisses. "Well, I wouldn't say I hate any of them, I just generally dislike Zetsu, Kakuzu and Pein. I guess, I'd say I dislike Kakuzu the most. I don't have much of a reason other than he annoys me for no reason. Just looking at him kinda annoys me, but I also have the same reaction to Zetsu, so I guess they're even. There's just something I don't like about our Darling Kuzu..."

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"@togitogi123 Dares Sasori and Deidara to act like each other for the day." Author-Chan says with a wide smile, throwing the card somewhere behind her. "This sounds like fun." Her face resembled something along the lines of a rape face. But weirder.

"Fine...." Deidara huffed, pulling out some cat ears from somewhere unspeakable and setting them on his own head. He cleared his throat. "My art is eternal, but it isn't actually art and it sucks total balls because I'm a lame cherry-top." Sasori rolls his eyes, also clearing his throat.

"I'm a total brat who think that explosions are art. But that's only because my stupid bloody fringe gets in the way and makes me look like a total asshat, and I know really that Sasori-Dana is always right and true art is eternal." Sasori said in a voice and octave higher than normal and gave Deidara a death-glare, who instantly returned it.

"Okay...." Author-Chan scratched the back of her head with a nervous smile. "Moving swiftly on, before anyone gets killed..."

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" yasmin210322 dares everyone to stay away from weasel-kun. That should be easy enough." Author-Chan snaps he fingers and a glass wall magically appears and separates Itachi from the other members. He does not look impressed. "Moving on."

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"Waffle_Cakes_Games asks, who do I ship itachi with?" Author-Chan glares intensely at Itachi, making him shuffle uncomfortably. "Well, Kisame of course! But, Deidara always seems to be lurking, though..."

"Also from Waffle_Cakes_Games, I dare Itachi to dress up like a maid and try to flirt with someone, excluding you and Konan." Author-Chan turns and stares intensely at Waffle_Cakes_Games for a log moments, making everyone sat around them shuffle awkwardly. "Why am I excluded? Author-Chan 's need love too, you know..." she deadpans.

Meanwhile, Itachi, dressed in a rather skimpy maid costume, straddles Kisame, who is trying his best cover up his nosebleed. Konan is sat in the corner with a small grin, watching over Kakuzu's shoulder as he films the whole thing. Author-Chan has had enough of this and quickly turns to the next question, also from Waffle_Cakes_Games before she has a total fangirls breakdown.

"Who do you most like and dislike, and why?" Author-Chan looks thoughtful for a long moment. "Well, I've already said who I dislike, so, the ones I like the most...? Probably... Sasori, Hidan and Deidara. There's just something about them that kinda draws me to them. (Not to mention how hot they are) but, Deidara is the ultimate bias, *Tsundere mode take over* b-b-but you didn't hear that! Right?!"

"I also have a question for you, Waffle_Cakes_Games, why do you remind me of MIDORI GURINUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!?! *breathes heavily because YouTube references*,"

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"From @EasilyBoredTho, Hidan, do you like Shikamaru?"

"Who is-" Hidan looks thoughtful, before he gets smacked by realisation and flies into a furious rage. "That little punk! Oh, I F*****g hate that little prick! Let me sacrifice him to jashin-Sama!" Hidan begins to yell before being launched into the air by Author-Chan's body guards.

"Don't you dare talk about my precious baby like that..." she mutters.

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"Ghostfire137 dares everyone to pretend that Itachi and Pein aren't real." Author-Chan reads, throwing the card somewhere behind her and turning toward the shattered fourth wall with a wide smile. "Now, children, this will be extremely easy, since 1. Everyone has to stay away from Itachi *cough thanks yasmin210322 cough* and 2. None of them are real anyway."

A collective gasp is heard from the Akatsuki members themselves, and fangirls all around the world. Fangirls begin to wail loudly and Author-Chan waves her hands frantically in front of her.

"I take it back, I take it back! Sheesh!" There's a long moment of silence before Pein fianlly speaks.

"At least now, maybe I can finally go on holiday."

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"veryinactiveperson dares Tobi to talk about who he likes best in the Akatsuki for 2 hours." Author-Chan reads and er eyes go wide.

"Yay!"

"Why would you do this to us?!" Hidan wails, falling to the floor.

"Do you really hate us that much?!" Kisame exclaims as Author-Chan puts in earplugs.

"Tobi loves Deidara-Sempai!"

//Two hours later//

Half the Akatsuki are sobbing in the corner, the other half are passed out and Tobi is still bouncing excitedly in the middle of it all, having finished his rent about why he loves his Deidara-Sempai so. Author-Chan finally takes out her ear plugs, and turns to the fourth wall, looking directly at the dare giver.

"Why would you do this to us?!?!"

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"@OutakuGirlyy dares everyone to try toxic waste candy." Author-Chan looks at the passed out and half dead members of the Akatsuki, sprawled across the floor.

"Yeah... I don't somehow think that's a good idea..."

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"LeaTomlinson_12 asks, Obito, how do you feel about being Tobi?" Author-Chan swivels in her seat, staring at Obito, the mask discarded on the floor. luckily enough, the Akatsuki members were still sprawled across the floor.

"It's annoying as F**k. I'd rather just show myself then have to be Tobi, but I know that can't happen." He answers and Author-Chan nods in understanding a he slips the mask back on.

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"Icy_Dragon dares the Akatsuki members to become fangirls over one direction, Charlie Puth and 5Sos. Sorry, I'm gonna have to change it to just 5SOS, because they're the only ones I can stand." Author-Chan shakes her head with a frown. She then glares at the Akatsuki members who had just about recovered. "Fangirling. Go. Now." They share sheepish looks before spontaneously jumping up and down, squealing and exclaiming:

"Omg, have you seen Mikey's new hair colour?! Omgggg!"

"Squeeeee! Ashton's solo in SKH was so good! Squeeeee!"

"Omg, I am totally swerving into Calum's lane!"

"But Luke's legs, though! Kya!"

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"Home_Of_Shadows dares the Akatsuki to have a makeover competition with teams, half styling Dei and half styling Itachi." Author-Chan grinned and snapped her fingers, suddenly, Itachi and Dei were taped down to chairs, respectively. "Now, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi will style Itachi and Sasori, Pein, Konan and Zetsu will style Dei, now, go!"

There was a general sense of chaos throughout the time limit, with random shouts of,

"Hidan, pass me the god damn hair spray!"

"Tobi, that's not candy!"

"No, we are not giving Deidara piercings!" And

"Zetsu, that goes on his eyelids, not his lips!"

In the end, both ended up looking like slightly feminine clowns, and Author-Chan couldn't help but blush at how adorable Deidara looked with a pouty face, curly hair and flawless wingtipped eyeliner.

"Also, a question from Home_Of_Shadows, Author-Chan, How powerful do you feel with your army of Reader-Chans's?" Author-Chan turned to the fourth wall with a small smirk. "You know, I think we could take over wattpad." (#AkatsukiTakeOver)

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"Musicnote18 asks, Author-Chan, between Hidan, Tobi and Itachi, who would you kiss, marry or kill?" The three in question all looked at Author-Chan expectantly. "Well, kill Tobi because he's and annoying little shit." Tobi dropped to the floor with a wail of how cruel Author-Chan is.

"I'd kiss Hidan." Author-Chan states and Hidan grimaces.

"Why would I wanna kiss you?!" He hisses with slightly pink cheeks. Author-Chan looks from Hidan to the Reader-Chan's, mouthing 'i know a Tsundere when I see one's.

"And I'd marry itachi, he seems like he'd make a good husband. *Cough though I'd rather marry Deidara just don't tell him cough*"

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"aestheticwxxb dares Sasori to confess his love for Deidara." Author-Chan leans forward eagerly in her seat. Sasori sighs before standing up, pulling Deidara with him. He takes Deidara's soft hands in his and looks up through his soft red locks.

"Deidara..." he says lowly and a small blush creeps onto the blondes cheeks. "I... i love you..." the blush intensifies. That is, until sasori drops his hands and takes his seat again, leaving Deidara stood, blushing awkwardly, like a spare part.

"Bravo, bravo!" Author-Chan cheered, but was internally fighting a war against herself! SasoDei is guilty pleasure, but precious Dei-Chan... gah!

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"DANGERNOODLENAGINI Dares one of the boys to put on a strippper she for the rest." Author-Chan blushes at the thought of Deidara doing this, but decides she's jealous, and doesn't want Sasori to see her precious Deidara's body. "Hm.... Hidan, you're practically always naked, you do it."

Hidan grumbled and got up, surprisingly willingly. Perhaps he wanted someone to see him? Either way, what happened next was not PG-13 and definitely not fit for fangirling audiences. It may have caused more than a few nosebleeds.

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"And finally, I have a note from hersie44, it reads 'Itachi, since you are the older and more mature brother I need your help. Sasuke and Naruto just won't get together! But we all know they want to be together, come on, they can't deny it. So I dare you my lovely weasel to get these two to at least kiss again and admit their feelings. Then maybe you me and Danna can get married.'" Author-Chan reads out before handing the note to Itachi to read for himself. "This is serious, Itachi, SasuNaru is an important issue."

"Hm." He looks from the note to Sasuke and Naruto, who were miraculously stood in the middle of the room, and definitely hadnt been kidnapped earlier by Author-Chan in preparation for this, because she is a huge SasuNaru shipper. Nope, not at all.

"This is stupid-" Sasuke starts, but is cut of when his lips smash into Naruto's, thanks to a harsh shiver from behind, delivered by Itachi. Sasuke and Naruto fell to the floor and entered into their own make out session, right in front of everyone.

"I would says that's feelings admitted." Itachi's, turning to the crumbling fourth wall."and getting married? Just cut out Sasori, I don't like to share." He said, before stepping around Sasuke and Naruto, who were beginning to strip down. Author-Chan was having a nosebleed so was unavailable to end the chapter, so her precious Deidara decided to do it before the SasuNaru yaoi porn killed too many fangirls.

"So, uh, the interview is over now, Author-Chan is having a breakdown so... uh... yeah..." he says questioningly, unsure as to how to address the many Reader-Chan's watching him intently. "But, oh, yeah! The winners of miss Akatsuki should be announced later today, that is, if Author-Chan can ever pull herself together..."

A paper ball hits Deidara in the head and he frowns, picking it up and reading what it says.

"It's from Author-Chan. She asks who you all ship her with? Whatever that means... and she told me to wish you all a good day or night, so, uh, Dei-Chan out?"