Here it is, the miss Akatsuki contest! Here's what he'd say before you enter...

Kisame:

"You'll do brilliant, okay? I know you will. Just be yourself and I'll be proud. But you can win anyway, right? And when ou do, I know you'll pick me, Y/N-Chan!"

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Itachi:

"They should announce you the winner right know, because I know you're going to wipe the floor with the competition, Y/N. My queen always comes out on top and gets what she wants, especially if when she wins, that's me~"

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Hidan:

"You've f*****g got this, Y/N! You'll win, no sweat! Because you're a boss a** b***h, got it? Of course you do, you're gonna smash it, and I just know you'll pick me when you do~"

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Kakuzu:

"If Author-Chan wasn't so damn fair, I'd bribe her so you'd win, Y/N. You deserve it and I'd make sure you win no matter what. But really, you've got this, you don't need help from me. Just go out and win like I know you're going to."

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Deidara:

"Good luck, yeah! Oh wait, you don't need luck, you've got this in the bag, Y/N. You'll blow them all away! Heh, get it? But, you will pick me when you win, right?"

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Sasori:

"I don't see that there's anyway that you could lose, Y/N, but go out there and do your best, because I love how beautiful you are when you're doing something you're passionate about, and don't forget to pick me when you win, alright? Not one of those brats."

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Tobi:

"Yay! Y/N-Chan's going to win! Y/N-Chan's going to win! No need to worry, you've got this, Y/N-Chan, you're the  best in show and Tobi will be waiting for you afterwards, because you're going to pick Tobi, right? Because Tobi is a good boy!"

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Pein:

"Of course you'll win, there's no doubt about that. Of course my goddess can't lose. Go out there and shine like I know you can, okay, beautiful?"

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HOW IT WORKS: 

- There will be some questions down bellow, which you will need to answer carefully.

- They won't be trivia, so no need to worry. Mostly opinions. Some random ones for fun :p

- Comment your answer in line with the question, or write it in one and number the answers so I know what question goes to which answer. 

- Answer each question once and do not change your answer!

- You can answer these seriously, with humor or any other way you wish.

- The one's who's answers stand out to me the most will win!

- There will be 3 - 5 winners, depending on how many enter.

- Winners will receive a one-shot of any kind written by Author-Chan. (including lemons, if they're wanted. Yaoi, yuri, or anything else you can think of)

- If you win, I'll message you for details of the one shot you want!

- Ask or beg to win and it's an instant disqualification.

- Don't take it too seriously, it's a bit of fun, and if it's a good idea, this may become a monthly contest?

THE QUESTIONS:

1. Out of all anime characters, which do you feel you relate to most and why?

2. Out of the Akatsuki members, who do you feel you relate to most and why?

3. What song (and who is it by) would you say is your theme song, and why?

4. Do you read lemons? (I won't ask why) If so, how many have you read, how often, yaoi, yuri or straight?

5. Which anime world would you transport into and start a new life, if you could?

6. What is your favourite kind of anime? (e.g. action, adventure etc.) and why?


7. Would you prefer to read a book or watch a movie?

8. Pokemon go, or no Pokemon go?

9. Favourite colour?

10. Favourite movie, and why?

11. What animal would you describe as 'your spirit animal'?

12. Three words to describe yourself.

13. How would you describe your fashion statement? (How you dress, eg. dark, mainstream etc.)

14. Favourite anime opening?

15. Who is your senpai? (could be a famous person, anime character, real life person etc, basically anyone)

16. If you could bring one anime character back from the dead, who would it be and why?

17. Which harry potter house are you in/would you want to be in?

18. Which 'dere' type are you? take a test if need be, or it's fine if you already know, or don't know at all, just skip or search the definitions or something?

19. Do you K-pop or nah? And do you listen to a lot of songs, or just a few?

20. What is your opinion on Yanderes?

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Alright, those are the questions! If 10 or less people enter, there will be three randomly chosen winners, if more than 10 enter, there will be 5 winners. Winners will be announced in a separate chapter! Now, if you haven't answered the questions yet, but want to, go ahead! We're non-judgmental here. Also, because I'm going to share my answers with you guys! Just because I feel like answering them myself tbh.

1. I probably most relate to Noiz from DRAMAtical murder (Yes, I am aware that it is a yaoi game, but it has an anime, too) because I'm a little odd, an annoying little shit sometimes, kinda numb and all I really need is someone to take the time to get to know me properly. (that got real deep real quick, yikes!)

2. From the Akatsuki I probably most relate to Hidan. I don't really know why, I mean you have one side to me, which I now dub as my Noiz side, then you have the idgaf attitude of my other side, aka the Hidan side.

3. hmm, probably 'Boulevard Of Broken Dreams' by Green Day. It just seems oddly appropriate for me, I've allways been a bit of a loner and one of those people who get funny looks. Just, listen to the song and lyrics. It just fits me.

4. Yes, I shamelessly read lemons. Of every kind, too. Lemons for everyone *insert Lenny face here*

5.I would go to Fairytail without a second thought. Sure, there's hardship and conflict, but everyone pushes through it, and I get a kinds feeling from it that everything's going to be okay.

6. My favourite kind of anime would probably be psychological, like Death Note. I feel like a lot of popular anime is about action and adventure, it's nice to find something meaningful and sometimes intellectually challenging without having it frosted in blood. (Yes, death note has a lot of death and such, but it's not about simply mindless slaughter, there's a thought process behind it and everything is logical, mostly.)

7. I'd rather read a book, because then I can make it my own, in a way. I like letting my imagination fill in a lot, because I know it's unique to me and no one else imagines it the same way I do.

8. Pokemon Go can leave. Right now.

9. Red.

10. Favourite movie? That's tough, sheesh, who made these questions? Oh right, me. Uhm, probably the conjuring 2, which I rewatched and made myself terrified all over again. The effects are just stunning, and personally, I got chills. One of the best films in a while, if you ask me.

11. My spirit anime would probably either be an owl or a wolf.

12. Shy, mysterious, detached.

13. My fashion statement? Dunno, kinda dark, kinda average. Jeans, some kind of T-shirt, probably merch of some kind, either boots or converse and a hoodie. What would you call that? 

14. Ugh. I have to mention three that I really like, the first attack on titan opening, the first death note opening, and the opening from black butler book of circus. But right now, it may come as a surprise but I'm gonna say that my favourite opening is from the first season of Diabolik Lovers. No shame.

15. My famous senpai is probably... Calum Hood from 5sos (because I don't exactly have a senpai, he's kinda the closest), then my anime senpai... Too many to mention, but I'm going to go with who I'd wanna get noticed by most, and that's Izaya Orihara from Durarra!! (I probably didn't spell that right) And real life Senpai...? Heh.... You don't need to know about Author-Chan's real senpai, the situation there's not good >.<

16. I would bring Marco from AoT back. It's not even confirmed that he's dead. wtf. But can I use it to protect him from death? Does that work? Wait, SPOILERS, I heard Armin dies? Is that true? In that case, I wanna bring my cinnamon roll back!

17. Slytherin pride boiii

18. Well, I'm somewhere between Tsundere and Yandere. I'm very Tsundere, and I would be around my senpai, even if we became a thing, because I'm just so... Tsundere. But, I'm a closet Yandere. Like, I wouldn't be able to be openly Yandere, if that makes sense. I'm not Yuno Gasai yandere, but if someone was getting too close to my senpai, despite my tsundere-ness, I'd take them out.

19. Yeah, I K-pop. Only a couple of songs from BIGBANG, though.

20. Aside from being a closet Yandere, I really like the idea. It sounds odd, but I would kill to be a yandere's object of affection. puns. But yeah, I actually find it really hot, as long as the yandere wouldn't turn on me, I'd be well happy. 

Alright, those are my answers, those are the honest truths, if you wanna ask questions about me and my answers, go ahead, I'll answer them as honestly as I can! There's one thing I forgot to mention in one of my answers... I have more senpai's.... they're you guys! Because I love you guys! oml I think my tsundere-ness is rubbing off, should I be afraid? 

anyway, have a great day/night, feel free to ask any questions you may have, and good luck!

- Rhi-Chan out