So, I've been asked to add Tobi! And I will, this will be really long because there's more 70 scenarios going to be here, so it might be split into two parts. If you want any other characters added please say so before I finish this book, because when I start book two, I won't be adding anyone else. Also, do not request Pein, he is a work in progress and the next chapter will be his scenarios!

When you meet:

The world seemed to be against you today. You weren't sure what you had don wrong, but somehow, karma decided that today just wasn't your day. You were hellishly furious and just flopped down on a nearby bench and angry tears slid from your eyes.

"Oh no! Why are you crying?!" A voice calls and you look up, swiping away tears. In front of you is a rather strange man wearing a swirly orange mask with only one eye hole.

"Oh. Nothing really. Just a bad day." You shake your head.

"Tobi's name is Tobi! What's your name!?"

"Uh, Y/N." You force a smile.

"Here, Y/N-Chan! Have some candy!" He hands you some candy before chirping "Tobi is a good boy!"

-

Friendship:

Tobi was a live wire and you spent most of your time chasing after him or getting him out of trouble, but there was never a dull moment and you loved the adventure! You were almost as hyperactive as him, though you had more sense than him and were frequently trying to calm him down or talk him out of his latest 'adventure'

-

Someone thinks you're a couple:

"How the f**k did Tobi get a girlfriend?"

"Beats me, un." You turn around on the bench and so does Tobi.

"Sempai! Hidan-Kun!" Tobi cheers. "Y/N-Chan isn't Tobi's girlfriend!"

"Well that explains some things." The blonde shook his head. At least, you thought it was a he.

"The bad thing is that they'd actually make a good f*****g couple." The silver haired man shakes his head and facepalms while you blush and Tobi continues to absentmindedly try to shove candy through his mask.

-

His thoughts on Y/N:

Y/N-Chan? She's amazing! I know, I'm a bit of a handful at times, but she doesn't seem to mind. I really like that about her. In fact, I more than like her. I like like her. That's not so wrong, right? It's not like she'll like me back, but I can still dream. It's not as if I could have her anyway...

-

You meet his girlfriend:

"Did you hear, Tobi's actually got a girlfriend now, yeah." Tobi's sempai says, who you finally learned the name of. Deidara. You actually got on well and were hanging out in the park.

"No way." You shake you head, totally trashing the idea for the sake of your heart.

"Yeah! I think he said he was coming here, come on, let's go look." Deidara grabbed your arm and pulled you to your feet, dragging you along behind him, until you see Tobi across the park, tickling a small blonde girl who is underneath him.

"O-oh..." You stutter.

"Y/N-Chan!" Tobi leaps up. "Meet (name)! She is Tobi's girlfriend and favourite person!" He cheers.

"Whatever..." You mutter, already turn and walking away, swallowing the Lump in your throat.

-

They Break up and he comes to see you:

Tobi stares blankly at your back as you leave. He sighs sadly before turning back to the girl.

"You're not Tobi's favourite person anymore. You aren't Tobi's girlfriend either." He says blankly.

"W-what?!" She stutters.

"Y/N-Chan is Tobi's favourite person. Bye bye!" Tobi waves happily before skipping off after you.

"Y/N-Chan!" Tobi yells from behind you, but you don't turn around. "Y/N-Chan!"

"Not now, Tobi..?"

"But Y/N-Chan-"

"I said, not now, Tobi." You manage before swiping at the tears falling and continuing to march away.

-

He feels bad:

"Sempai!" Tobi wails, running up to Deidara.

"What." He grunts.

"Tobi messed up!" He wails again.

"What did you do this time?"

"Tobi got a girlfriend now Y/N-Chan won't talk to Tobi and Tobi want to be Y/N-Chan's boyfriend! Tobi said (name) was Tobi's favourite person but Y/N-Chan is!"

"Oh. Tobi you idiot."

-

You ask him out:

After thinking long and hard about Tobi and his adorable childish antics. You decided it was time to go big or go home and you were going to ask him out. You looked at the time and knew that if you hurried, you be able to get to the candy shop in time to meet Tobi there. You ran there as fast as you could and almost ran into Tobi on the side walk.

"Tobi." You said breathlessly.

"Oh. Hi Y/N-Chan." He greeted.

"You uh, broke up with your girlfriend, right?" You ask nervously, shuffling on your feet, checking what Deidara had said was true.

"Yeah, Tobi did."

"Good. Will you be my boyfriend, Tobi?" You ask with a smile.

"Yes Y/N-Chan! Of course Tobi will because Tobi is a good boy!

-

You meet the rest of the Akatsuki:

You were moving into the base with Tobi and today he was introducing you to the rest of the Akatsuki and you were kind of nervous.

"Come on, Y/N-Chan!" He yelled excitedly running along with your hand in his grip.

"S-slow down!" You call to Tobi but he doesn't react, just burst into the room and stops dead in his tracks while you catapult forward onto the floor.

"J-jesus." You say pulling yourself to your feet and looking around the room and a man with many piercing speaks.

"You just found a girlfriend you like, Tobi. Try not to break her, OK?"

"OK leader-sama!" He yells before dragging you off somewhere else.

-

You dress like him:

You had gotten yourself a paper plate and made a mask identical to Tobi's and was wearing his cloak, running around the bedroom and just generally being hyperactive. The door opened and there was Tobi.

"That's cute, Y/N-Chan!" He cheered.

"Thank you, Tobi-kun!" You cheer back.

"But if you wanted a mask you should have just asked Tobi. Tobi had lots of spares!" He opens a cupboard and neatly lined up on the shelves are replicas of his mask, all exactly the same.

"Wow..."

-

You sleep talk:

You had fallen asleep on the bed during the day when Tobi stumbled upon you. He crouched down so his face was level with yours, quietly observing you.

"No!" You whine.

"No what, Y/N-Chan?" He whispers.

"The marshmallow bunnies... They're attacking... No...!" You whine in your sleep. Tobi gasps loudly.

"NOT THE MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES!"

-

They are sick:

"Tobi, if you feel sick you can't eat any more candy!" You scold.

"But Y/N-Chan I want-"

"No, Tobi." You shake your head and tuck the blankets up higher around him.

"Y/N-Chan!"

"I said no, Tobi!"

"Please!!!"

"Fine...."

-

Sleeping:

Tobi sleeping was actually the most terrifying thing about him. He barely even moved and hardly breathed. It freaked you out also how he would sleep with his mask on, despite how uncomfortable it must have been. However you still cuddled up to him none the less and normally had one leg thrown over both of his. Tobi was like an anchor so you barely ever moves around at night time.

-

You are showering:

"Oh Y/N-Chan!~" Tobi called in a sing song voice, poking his head around the bathroom door.

"What?" You called out, not aware of how close he actually was.

"O-oh. Y/N-Chan doesn't have any clothes on..." He says quietly to himself.

"Tobi?" You call out when you realise he's there. "What are you doing? This is kinda weird..."

"You have a nice body, Y/N-Chan!" He almost sings before skipping out of the bathroom leaving you to wonder what he even wanted anyway.

-

You are sick:

"No, Y/N-Chan! You have to stay in bed!" Tobi declares, pushing you back down.

"Tobi, I just have a fever, I'm fine." You try and get out of bed again only to be stopped by Tobi was has a nurses hat on top of his mask and a white cloak instead of a normal one.

"No!" He yells. "Tobi will look after you, Y/N-Chan, because Tobi is a good boy!"

-

A guy hits on them:

You were out at a park with Tobi when randomly some guy, who seemed younger than the two of you, came up to you two and sat down next to Tobi.

"Hey, your mask looks like a lollipop!" He smiles sweetly.

"That right!" Tobi bounces excitedly on the spot.

"Do you have another lolly I am lick?" He smirks and Tobi begins to check his pockets.

"Tobi doesn't think so!" He cheers before grabbing him by the arm and pulling him away.

"Come on, Tobi, its time to go."

"Okay, Y/N-Chan!"

-

They do something funny:

"Tobi, that's not how you-" you laugh to yourself as you watch Tobi who cuts you off with a loud yell.

"Look, look! Tobi is Y/N-Chan!" He cries, running around the shared living room with a wig shoved over his mask that didn't even match your hair and one of your bra's over the top of his clothes.

"Tobi, boys don't need to wear a bra" you chuckle.

"Tobi isn't a boy! Tobi is Y/N-Chan!"

-

A girl hits on you:

"Hey there, beautiful." You near a silky female voice behind you and turn to look.

"Oh, uh, hi?" You reply quizzically at the slightly older looking female. Cougar allert, cougar allert!

"You wanna come hang out with me?" She drops a sly wink when Tobi jumps in, you didn't even expect him to notice what was happening, what the the boy and the lollipop incident.

"No, Y/N-Chan doesn't! Y/N-Chan is with Tobi because Tobi is a good boy!" He yells frantically, pulling you away from the cougar.

-

He gets drunk:

Who knew when Tobi was drunk, he became... Normal? You and Deidara decided it was a good idea, but you were beginning to regret it when he began to explain the human anatomy.

"Now, Y/N. The next part of the male body is the pe-"

"Nope nope nope nope nopety nope nope."

-

They see you crying:

"Y/N-Chan...?" Tobi called softly.

"Leave me for now, Tobi." You sniffled from where you were kneeling on the floor.

"Tobi wants to help. What's wrong Y/N-Chan?" His voice was soft and sweet.

"It's nothing. I just need a hug." You shake your head wiping away tears.

"Okay, Tobi can do that, Tobi is a good boy!" He grins under his mask before pulling you against his chest in a bear hug.

-

They want to cuddle:

"Y/N-Chan, come here!"

"What is it, Tobi?" You ask, walking over to where he is sprawled on the couch.

"Tobi's tired." He whines.

"Then take a nap." You shrug.

"But Tobi needs a teddy bear!"

"Then... I'll go get you one?"

"But Tobi wants you to be his teddy bear!" He reaches out and grabs your wrist, pulling you into the couch with him for a snuggle session.

-

You do something nice for them:

"Oh Tobi~" you call with a grin, peeling around the door of your shared bedroom.

"Yes, Y/N-Chan?" He looks up from the book he was surprisingly reading. 50 shades of grey. And it was upside down... Nice try, Tobi.

"I got you these." You smile, stepping into the room and presenting a bouquet of flowers made entirely from candy.

"Y/N-CHAN TOBI LOVES YOU!" He yelled happily, putting the candy flowers down before lifting his mask jus enough for his lips to show before pressing soft kisses to your neck, making you giggle.

-

They get possessive:

"Hey, Y/N-Chan-" Tobi tries to catch your attention.

"Not now, Tobi." You wave at his dismissively, watching the pretty explosions in the sky, Deidara was setting off.

"Sempai!" Tobi tries to call Deidara instead.

"Go away, un." Deidara grunts, also dismissing him. Tobi grabs your hand and begins to drag you away from Deidara.

"Sorry sempai! Y/N-Chan is going with Tobi!" He yells over his shoulder.

"Jealous of your sempai, Tobi?" You smirk a little and he blushes under his mask, though luckily for him you couldn't see.

"Not at all! Tobi wasn't jealous because Tobi is a good boy!"

-

Back pick up lines:

"Y/N-Chan!!"

"Yes, Tobi?"

"Tobi has skittles in his mouth, so wanna taste the rainbow?"

"..."

"..."

".... I am quite capable of getting skittles for myself Tobi, thank you."

-

Special - He is Yandere:

A deafening yell echoes from your kitchen were you had left your two friends, Deidara and Tobi. You sprint into the kitchen as quickly as your legs could carry you, bursting in the door. On the floor was Deidara in a pool of blood.

"WHAT THE F**K?!" You scream, spotting the knife in Tobi's hand.

"Language, Y/N-Chan..."

"Y-y-you j-just...."

"Yes, Tobi did, Y/N-Chan." Tobi twirls the knife around his finger. "But t
You still love Tobi, right? Because Tobi is a good boy... Y/N-Chan will always love Tobi..."

-

You get hurt: (minor injury)

"Oops..." You mutter, picking yourself up from the floor where you had just tripped over nothing in particular.

"Y/N-Chan!!!" You hear Tobi yell from somewhere in the base. You knew he couldn't see you so it was a little creepy, like he had some Spidey sense or something...

"That boy." You mutter, shaking your head and brushing off your knees.

"NEEEE-NAWWWWWW NEEEEE-NAAAAWW!" Tobi comes running around the corner with a medical kit, screaming like a banshee, trying to impersonate a siren...

-

They do something girly:

"Tobi, what are you doing...?" You ask uncertainly as you walking into the dark room to see Tobi hunched up over something with his arm jerking violently and angry grunts escape his lips.

"Tobi is painting his nails!" He cheers, showing you the pink paint smeared over his entire hand.

"That's not how you do it." You sigh and facepalm. "Do you want me fix it for you...?"

"Yes please, Y/N-Chan!"

-

He decides to cosplay/dress up:

"Wow." You admire Tobi's cosplay. "You did good, Tobi." You compliment with a somewhat proud nod.

"Thank you, Y/N-Chan!" He cheers and fist pumps the air in happiness before yelling 'olé' and stamping his heel clad foot against the group and giving a high clap.

"You make a good Alois." You ponder, more to yourself.

"Here, Y/N-Chan! Tobi got you an outfit, too!" He yells happily, presenting you with a bag. You open in cautiously, blinking rapidly.

"You want me to cosplay as Ciel...?"

"Yes! Tobi ships Ciel and Alois because Tobi is a good boy!"

-

Mini-Scenarios:

His favourite colour on you:

Tobi loves it when you wear pink, because it's sweet and childish and he loves it when you're all girly. He can't resist you and can't help but think you're the cutest thing ever.

-

Song that describes your relationship:

Whispers in the dark - skillet

-

Ice cream you share:

Normally you don't share, you have one each but when you do share, you normally decide on a sweet strawberry.

-

How he cuddles:

As probably expected, Tobi will squeeze the life out of you, any place, any time, no matter who's around. He just needs to be careful that he doesn't accidentally crush you, oops...

-

Individual Halloween costumes:

You: a devil
Tobi: a ghost

-

Couples Halloween costumes:

You: princess peach
Tobi: Mario

-

You as creepypasta:

You: Clockwork
Tobi: Toby (and not just because of the names!)

-

You in death note:

You: Sayu
Tobi: Matsuda

-

You in attack on Titan:

You: Petra
Tobi: Connie

-

What he sings when you can't sleep:

Diary of Jane - breaking Benjamin

-

Modern! Where you go on Holliday:

Hawaii

-

When you cry he...

Panics. He never knows what's wrong and has a total panic until you tell him what's wrong, and then, he still won't calm down until he can do something for you.

-

His ideal date:

Hell, this changes on a daily basis, you really can't keep up with Tobi, it's better to just ask him on the day, though, it could change in minutes. As bad am idea as it sounds, it's probably best to just let him organise the dates.

-

How he wakes you up:

After one fatal mistake, Tobi learned the hard way that if anyone has to wake you up, it must be under extreme caution. Since then, he normally just coaxes you from your sleep with soft whispers in your ear or soft, tickling touches.

-

His favourite trait about you:

How sensible you can be. You always keep Tobi out of trouble or danger and he's thankful for that. Without you, hell, we don't even know where the hell he might have gotten himself.

-

Your favourite trait about him:

How gentle he can be. It's surprising to find such a boisterous person could be so soft and gentle with you. Often he doesn't seem to notice how rough he can be, but when he does, he treats you like a precious China doll and shows nothing but affection.

-

His favourite physical trait about you:

He loves your silky H/C hair. Whenever he got the chance to touch it, his gloves would be off in a flash and his hands would be running straight through your soft hair. He would take any chance to style your hair and on occasion has been known to braid it while you were sleeping.

-

Your favourite physical trait about him:

You actually really like his hands. Whenever he takes his gloves off, you like to play with his hands. His skin is nice and soft to the touch. Even when his gloves are on you still like to hold his hand because you love how it fits just right with yours.

-

Are you and him Phantomhive or Trancy?

Trancy

-

Couples cliché:

The loud couple.

Wherever you go, you and him always seem to make lots of noise and cause trouble. You end up getting kicked out of a lot of places but it's fine because you always have fun doing so. You annoy the older generations and parents because you tend to set a bad example for the children, but your liked by teens and young adults, they aspire to have a relationship like yours!

-

Mediaeval classes:

You: maid
Him: traveler

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Doughnut:

A stack of doughnuts in many, many different shapes and sizes.

-

Iconic hunger games moments:

Where Peta and Cesar are comparing how they smell.
"Do I smell like roses to you?"
"Mm. Do I?"

-

Quote you both love:

"There are no stupid questions; just stupid people."

-

As a super hero / villain:

You: Harley Quinn
Him: SpiderMan

-

Song you dance to:

You're gonna go far, kid - the offspring

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Class or SAS?

SAS!!!

-

He wants to...

Buy you a night club just for you two, because he knows how much you love music and to dance when no one else is around.

-

Dog or cat people?

Dog.

-

The reason he would never leave you:

He understands that not many people will even tolerate him let along love him back and for that, you're very special to him. He just sees you as perfect in every way and he can't bear the thought of anyone else having his precious Y/N-Chan.

-

Warning: your first time with him:

"Y-Y/N-Chan?" Tobi called your name nervously as he crept into the bedroom.

"Tobi? What's wrong?" You ask, quickly standing next to him, taking his hands in yours. It's never like him to be shy, let alone stutter.

"W-well, Tobi was speaking to Deidara-Sempai about some strange feelings Tobi's been having..."

"Carry on." You urge with a pleasant smile.

"A-and Tobi wants to do it with Y/N-Chan... But Tobi doesn't want to if Y/N-Chan doesn't want to, either!"

"Tobi." You smile wider, calming his worried state. "I do."

-

Inspired by a fairytale: Hansel and Gretel.

"Tobi, are you sure this is a good idea? I think we're lost." You say worriedly as you move swiftly through the Forrest with Tobi, clinging to his hand.

"We aren't lost! Tobi knows." You can't help but chuckle a little at his upbeat attitude despite the situation.

"Wow..." You whisper, looking off to your side as Tobi continues to drag you.

"What is it, Y/N-Chan?" Tobi stops and turns to you and you point a somewhat shaky finger at the gingerbread house and Tobi suddenly turns to it.

"Wow..." He repeats and you both begin to slowly walk towards it as if in a trance.

-

PDA:

Tobi was never particularly shy about PDA. He was always affectionate to you, no matter where you were. Though, he did tend to get a bit shy when someone were to tease him about it. The biggest culprit was normally Hidan or Deidara (who would never admit that he was actually a bit jealous. Of you or Tobi, is the real question, though...)

-

On your period:

"Tobiiiiiii!" You whine from your fetal position on the bed.

"Whaaaaaaat?" He replied. He didn't mean to sound mocking, he was just being silly, but you took of the wrong way.

"ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!" You yell, pounding your fist against the bed.

"N-no! Tobi is a good boy!" He says, nervously waving his hands in front of him.

"I thought so." You give a strange closed eye smile and tobi backs out of the room bit before he can run anyway he hears you yell

"TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!"

-

You're under pressure:

You were doing some press ups to gain strength when Tobi randomly leapt onto your back.

"Eh? Tobi?"

"It's me! You were right, Y/N-Chan! Tobi is here!!!!!"

"Okay, can you get off now? You're putting too much pressure on my back."

"Nope!"

-

You get into a fist fight:

You were out at the park with Tobi, to get away from the rest of the Akatsuki. Simply staying in your room would be a no go, because even then Tobi can still manage to annoy someone. You were sat under a tree, and under the next tree over was a group of annoying jocks who used to go to the same school as you. They were making fun of Tobi and obviously hadn't recognised you.

"Alright, listen up-" you started, strutting to them, but they all stood up around you.

"Ay, Y/N, its be a while, looking good." One cast his eyes up and down your body and your replied with a nice fist to his face, sending him flying back and skidding across the ground, while the others turned and ran like the pussies they are.

"Wow, you're so cool, Y/N-Chan!" Tobi exclaimed.

"You bet I am."

-

Food fights:

"H-hey!" You exclaim as another stick sweet gets tangled in your hair. Tobi just giggles and throws another.

"Stop!" You exclaim but he continues to throw sweets at you.

"Okay, you asked for it!" You declare with a devious smirk. Randomly on the table in front of you was a huge, and I mean huge bowl of green jello. You dug your hand in and grabbed a huge handful, before flinging it at Tobi and watching it splatter all over his mask.

-

Cleaning together:

"Tobi, there's Lego all over the floor." You complain, looking at the scattered bricks and praying that you won't step on any.

"Tobi knows!" He cheers, randomly sat in the middle of the floor surrounded by the Lego.

"Aren't you going to pick it up?" You quirk an eyebrow.

"Nope!" He cheers.

"Is Tobi a good boy?" You asks.

"Tobi is a good boy." He confirms.

"Then you'll pick up the Lego because you're a good boy."

"Okay Y/N-Chan!"

-

Caught making out:

You were walking through a corridor in the Akatsuki hideout. You weren't sure where you were going or what you were doing, you were just wandering, when you heard Tobi behind you.

"Oh, Y/N-Chan ~" Tobi called from behind you in low and surprisingly seductive voice. You turn and watch him pull his mask up over his lips, amazing them against yours and pressing you into the wall, his hands running all over your body.

"Jashin, this is so weird..." Hidan shakes his head with a scowl and you both break apart.

"Who knew he had it in him?" You smirk a little a Hidan.

"I certainly didn't..." He mutters before brushing past you both.

-

Dancing:

You were leaping around your room and dancing somewhat wildly to Phenomenon by thousand foot crutch. That was until you fell over with a loud thump.

"Be careful, Y/N-Chan!" Tobi said, pushing himself off from the wall where he had been leaning, making his way over to help you up.

"Eh?" You grunt as he pulls you up. "How long were you waiting there?!"

"Since the beginning of the song." He shrugs. "You dance funny, Y/N-Chan."

-

He touches your chesticle:

"What are boobs like, Y/N-Chan...?" Tobi randomly asks and you slightly choke on your drink and Hidan, the only other person in the living room, bursts out laughing.

"You're seriously asking that? Haven't you touched boobs before?!" Hidan chortles.

"Nope!" Tobi says happily, for some reason.

"My Jashin." Hidan says before getting up and leaving. Tobi plops on the sofa next to you and casually just puts his hand over one of your boobs.

"Strange..." He mutters giving it a squeeze. "Very strange..."

"Tobi...."

-

You fall asleep in a strange place:

"Oopsie daisy, Y/N-Chan!" Tobi says in a sing song voice, catching your seeping body before you hit the floor. You had fallen asleep on one of the stools in the kitchen and were about to fall off when Tobi caught you.

"You should be more careful, Y/N." He shakes his head, carrying to your shared room and tucking you into bed.

"Just don't sleep where I can't catch you, OK? I don't want you to get hurt." He says softly to your sleeping form.

-

Akatsuki official:

Tobi swoops you up in a bone crushing hug, spinning you around.

"Well done, Y/N-Chan! Tobi is so proud of you!" He yells happily, setting you back on your feet.

"Thank you! I'm glad it's finally official." You grin to yourself, pulling your cloak on and going to zip it up, but Tobi stops you.

"Here, let Tobi do it." He says softly, carefully zipping it up, lifting his mask a little and pressing a kiss to your lips.

-

He thinks your dead:

"OH NO! OH NO! SEMPAI HELP!!!!!!" Tobi scream throughout the base and Deidara lazily comes strolling around the corner with a half moulded lump of clay and displeased look.

"What?!" He growls angrily.

"TOBI KILLED Y/N-CHAN!!!!" He wailed and Deidara regarded your unconscious form on the floor in a heap.

"You just knocked her out, you idiot. She'll be just fine." He walks away, even angier than before about his wasted time.

"Oh Y/N-Chanm thak goodness!"

-

Crying:

When Tobi found you crying in your shared room, he was utterly lost. He'd never seen his precious and happy Y/N-Chan so sad before, he just didn't know how to help. He managed to scoop you up and sit you on his lap, wiping away your tears and letting you cry into his shoulder. He tried to say comforting things but they didn't really do anything calm you, what did it was simply being with him. In your times of dark, he would always be your flashlight.

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How he wakes you up:

Normally he is very sweet when he wakes you up, but that's thanks to that one... Incident...

"Y/N-Chan!" Tobi yelled in your ear, jumping up and down, making the whole bed rock.

"Get up! Get up! Get up!" He tried to command you, still bouncing around on the bed. He leant over so he was right in your face.

"WAKE UP!" he screamed and you bolted upright, punching him in the face, er... Mask, in the process, knocking him back, he splats on the wall.

Yeah... He's a lot nicer now.

-

You trip and faceplant:

It was less you tripped and more Tobi pushed you. He didn't mean for you to actually fall over, let alone hurt yourself. You and him were just playing around, but you managed to fall over anyway.

"Be careful Y/N-Chan!" He had tried to warn you, but it wasn't like you could actually do very much when you were about millimeter from the floor.

"I warned you, Y/N-Chan!"

-

Songs for each other:

You chose for him: Taylor swift - Shake It Off

He chose for you: A static lullaby - Toxic

-

They think you're cheating:

"Y/N-Chan, I thought you loved me!" Tobi somewhere between wailed and yelled. You weren't sure if he was childish or serious right now, you rarely got to see that side but you could see the first signs of it coming out when he stopped referring to himself in the third person.

"I do, Tobi, why would you think otherwise? Whats wrong? Did someone say something?" You try to pull him into a hug but he pushed away from you.

"Something is wrong, Y/N-Chan! Hidan said you did things with him! You don't love me anymore!"

"Tobi, of course I love you. I have never done anything with Hidan and I never will, okay? Because I love you." You say, cupping his mask and sadly resting your head on his shoulder.

"Okay..." He whispers. "I'm sorry Y/N. It's just that I really love you..."

-

Thunderstorms:

"Shall we go outside, Y/N-Chan?!" Tobi asks excitedly, sat next to you at the window, staring at you, who was staring absentmindedly into the pouring rain outside.

"Maybe..." You murmur, sounding as if you were on another planet completely. A clap of thunder sounded and you jolted out of your trance which may or may not have included the OHSHC boys... heh...

"Shall we go outside, Y/N-Chan?" Tobi repeats and your grin widely.

"Heck yeah!"

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Your EX:

oddly enough, your ex was none other than Konoha's lazy genius, Shikmaru Nara. Some, including Author-Chan, wonder how you went from a genius to... ahem... Tobi. Though Shikamaru may have seemed like a perfect choice, it was less than. He was always so distant from you and you often wondered if he even liked you at all. You broke up after one month. Though he is extremely reluctant to say it out loud and Author-Chan had to pry it from him, one month was all he needed to fall for you and he misses you a lot. Though, you've moved on an found someone you know loves you.

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Meeting Death Note: Mello

Tobi and you were out and about when he crashed right into someone, knocking the blonde onto their back.

"Sorry miss!" Tobi yelled happily trying to help them up but the person just swatted Tobi away and brushed the blonde hair from their face, revealing that the person was in fact male.

"I'm not a chick." He growled pulling himself to his feet.

"Oopsy! Sorry!" Tobi yelled, grabbing you by the hand and running full speed away from the ticked blonde. You mentally sighed; he was quite good looking and you didn't even get his name.

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Your first thought of him:

What the... I... Well that's certainly an interesting mask... And an interesting voice behind it... How old is this dude, he acts about seven. Meh, he's quite sweet and I could use a good friend.

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Meeting AOT: Krista

Once again, Tobi had managed to run smack into another blonde person, though this was definitely a female.

"I'm really sorry, he just gets excited! Are you okay?" You crouch down and as the fairly small blonde girl, though she didn't look a day younger than you.

"I'm fine. It was only an accident." She gives a heartwarming smile.

"I'm Y/N. And that's Tobi." You greet then point back to Tobi who seemed quite preoccupied with a pretty little bird in a tree that reminded him of you.

"It's nice to meet you. I'm Krista."

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Meeting Black Butler: Grell

"Oh my Jashin!" You exclaim, covering your ears. Damn, Hidan must be getting to me.... "What the hell is all that screeching?" You said to yourself, slowly leaving the store. Tobi was there with some strange red haired... person...?

"My god." You shake your head at their stupidity. They were both yelling at the top of their lungs, at the same time, animatedly discussing something or other. How they were managing to hear each other whilst talking themselves and giving coherent answers was a mystery.

"What a beauty!~"

"Y/N-Chan!!!!!"

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Their partner flirts with you: (I'm gonna put zetsu for this one, kay?)

"You know, she's not so bad..." White Zetsu whispered to himself.

"I agree." The black side agrees.

"Does this mean we won't be eating her..?" The white side asks hopefully.

"well... I guess so..." The black said says a little reluctantly.

"Oh, that's good?" You say cautiously, having been there through the whole conversation, and to say that it creeped you out was an understatement.

"It's very good." The black side says.

"Yeah, very!" The white side agrees. "You're special that he, well, I, no, he, likes you. He normally hates everyone else. Especially girls." He winks.

"Oh." You say awkwardly. "uhm, if this is your idea of flirting, I'm sorry but I'm just not interested, I'm perfectly happy with Tobi." You say before making an excuse to leave, despite Tobi telling you to wait with Zetsu well over an hour ago.

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He does your makeup:

"Tobi?"

"Yes, Y/N-Chan?"

"Where did you learn to do makeup so well...?"

"heh... heh... heh..."

".... Is that what you're hiding under that mask? I mean, if you like to cross dress and such, I won't judge!"

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He cooks:

You were feeling down so Tobi decided to do something nice and do a romantic meal for you.

"No peeking, okay!" Tobi says, guiding you through the base with his hands over your eyes.

"I couldn't even peek if I wanted to..." You muttered, wishing you could pry away the interlocked fingers blocking your sight.

"Here!" Tobi says, and you scan the beautiful room with a neat little table, set with two plates of... pizza...?

"This is really sweet, Tobi, but calling for a take-out pizza is not classified as cooking..."

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Grell Sutcliff flirts with them:

Tobi had his strange red haired friend at the akatsuki base once again and they were both gorging on various sweets and yelling over each other again, while you sat back, watching them.

"HERE!" Tobi randomly yelled, passing the red headed reaper a strawberry lollipop.

"OH!~" Grell replies. "I wonder, do you have another lolly I can lick?~" Grell drops a not so subtle wink and your eyes bulge, dreading Tobi's answer.

"Nope! Sorry Grell! Tobi on has strawberry flavored lollipops!" Phew!

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Swimming:

"Gah!" Tobi!" You gasp, surfacing from the water where Tobi had thrown you in and jumped in as well.

"Will you swim with Tobi now, Y/N-Chan?" Tobi asks hopefully.

"Just because you asked so nicely..."You swim to the edge and prop yourself up against it. "No." Before hauling yourself up onto the poolside and angrily stomping away, because when Tobi had dropped you in the pool, you were in fact wearing your akatsuki cloak with your favourite shirt and jeans on underneath...

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He leaves for a mission:

"Be careful, okay?" You tell Tobi, with teary eyes.

"I promise, okay, Y/N-Chan." He takes your face in his hands, wiping away your tears with his thumbs.

"W-well, make sure you come back in one piece, okay?" You prompt him again.

"I promise you, I'll be fine, okay. I won't let anything take me away from you. Take care of yourself, Y/N-Chan." He says in total seriousness, before lifting his mask slightly and pressing his lips sweetly to yours. Then, he went away into the night for a secret mission, and wouldn't be seen for another month yet...

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He comes back from a mission:

It was late at night and you were sleeping lightly. your slumber had been restless ever since Tobi left for his mission and his presence hasn't been there to comfort you late at night when you woke up from the now frequent nightmares. You were in a strange state somewhere between being asleep an awake, but not alert enough to really do much of anything. There was a soft rustling in the bed behind you. The bed dipped and there was a soft sigh.

"mmh?" you murmured slightly, not really wanting to be drawn from your sweet sleepy trance.

"It's just me, Y/N-Chan." Tobi's soft serious voice reached your ears and you smiled slghtly, closing your eyes.

"mmh..." You murmured in comfort and a soft kiss was lain on your bare shoulder and you snuggled back into Tobi's warm chest, falling back asleep, completely free from nightmares.

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His partner defends:

"AHHHHHHH!" You scream loudly, pointing an accusing finger.

"Y/N, it's a venus fly trap, it's not going to kill you." Zetsu shakes his head, picking up the little pot plant you seemed to be so desperately afraid of.

"I BET THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO THE LAST ONE!" You scream, still pointing to the plant, menacingly.

"... Okay, you got me there..."

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He discovers shipping - the hard way:

"Y/N-Chan, what is this?" Tobi asks, curiously looking at a picture in your gallery.

"OH!" You say with a devious grin. "I thought you'd never ask~ It's yaoi shipping!"

"shipping? Isn't that a boat...?"

"Not anymore, Tobi, not anymore..."

"So... Y/N-Chan thinks Tobi and senpai would be good together...? Hmmm..."

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Reading Lemons together:

"NO! NOOOO! GET RID OF IT, Y/N-CHAN!!!!" Tobi wails dramatically, trying to stop listening to the fanfiction you were reading to him out loud.

"But the lemon hasn't even started y-"

"GET IT AWAY!!!" Tobi continues to wail.

"So you can deal with a graphic picture of your 'senpai' doing you up the f*****g a*s but not you and him holding hands?! Author-Chan, what is that I smell, Bulls**t, perhaps?" You yell dramatically to the sky, and even Author-Chan agrees with you there, what is this bulls**t?! Tobi!

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He paints / draws your picture:

"Are you using crayons...?" You ask skeptically, looking over Toni shoulder as he draws aggressively, having not even noticed his model, you, had just got up and walked away, going to the coffee shop down the road and a stroll around the park before returning.

"Don't judge, Y/N-Chan!" Tobi says, spinning to face you terrifyingly quick, making you jolt back.

"Let me guess, this is your type of art..?" You sip on your drink.

"Yes! Senpai likes explosions, Sasori -Danna likes puppets, well this is art - Tobi style!"

"Well... uh.. what is it?"

"You, of course!"

"Riiiight..."

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He turns chibi:

"H-Hey! Tobi! C-Come back!" You yell, struggling to keep up with the slightly terrifying speed of miniature Tobi. How did he become miniature...? You're not really sure, though he's not actually very different from what he would normally be like. Only, much brattier. Soon, you lost sight of him completely and just sighed in aggravation, running a hand through your H/C hair. Soon, a loud wail alerted you to Tobi's position. Which was, just around the corner, sprawled out on the floor. You pick him up with a scowl, thinking 'serves you right, you little brat!'

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He turns neko:

"Y/N-Chan! Is Tobi cute?!" Tobi questions, bouncing on the bed in front of you.

"Yes, very." You say blankly, not even looking up from your copy of the hunger games. You did think he was cute, but after being asked over and over, it got rather bothersome.

"Y/N-Chan-!"

"Shhh." You silenced him, scratching behind the cute little cat ears and a loud purr began to reverberate through the room. You just rolled your eyes.

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You turn chibi:

"Kawaiiiiiiiii!" Tobi exclaims dramatically, jumping up and down on the spot, whilst you, fun-sized, stare at him like he has two heads. He pinches your cheeks and you just look up at him with adorable wide E/C eyes. He then scoops you up and spins around with you.

"Tobi." Deidara calls, entering the room. "Just remember she's Y/N, yeah, not just a toy."

"B-but senpai-"

"You know what, no. I don't trust you with her like this. You'll end up breaking her." Deidara shakes his head, taking miniature-because-OP-author-powers you from Tobi and exiting, leaving Tobi to flop on the floor and wail dramatically like a small child.

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You turn neko:

"Stop." You giggle, twitching a little a ticklish feeling behind your mysterious ears.

"So cute!" Tobi whispers to himself, watching you.

"Stop!" You whine, squirming when he gives a gentle tug on your ears. Suddenly your eyes become wide and filled with rage and you violently shove tobi away.

"I said stop." You yell as he falls flat on his back. "No one touches my tail..." You mutter angrily.

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He hides your makeup:

"Tobi, I need help." You whine, searching around the room.

"What do you need, Y/N-Chan?" His swirly mask pops around the doorframe.

"I've lost my makeup..." You say, putting your hands on your hips and looking around with a deep frown etched onto your face.

"No, Tobi hid it!" He cheers. Your eye twitches.

"Why would you do that?!" You burst angrily.

"W-well, you don't need makeup, Y/N-Chan, you're beautiful, anyway..." Tobi says softly, nervously shuffling his weight between feet.

"Aww!" You coo, giving him a hug but whispering a deadpan in his ear. "But I still want my makeup, unless, Tobi isn't a good boy..."

"WAAAHHHH!"

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A/N: wow, sorry it's taken so long to get this done, but, for whoever requested Tobi be added (sorry, I don't remember), here! Uhm, I don't know if this is okay? I wasn't too sure how to go about doing the serious side I thought it just seemed more... Realistic, almost, if he stayed childish. To be fair, I don't really rate my writing abilities.

But whatever, I hope you apriciate this, there's over 7000 words and I've covered ever scenario so far!

Up next, I'm adding Pein. I'm not sure of the correct spelling, so I'll just stick to spelling it this way.

Once more, I am sorry this took so long, I kinda got a bi distracted by OHSHC... Heh... But yeah, here it is, sorry for the long rambling authors note, I promise they won't all be this long, if there even will be one at all.

If I'm going to make the Akatsuki one shot book, I need ideas and requests to get me started, so feel free to comment any!

Also, I am going to be working on an Akatsuki seven minutes in heaven book! So, feel free to request or suggest for that book, too!

And finally, thanks for the crazy amount of support! It makes me feel so happy that you guys enjoy reading these, and I'll be sure to get a second book for this under construction. Not all scenarios commented will make it in this book because I had so many amazing people helping come up with scenarios, but if it doesn't make it in this book, it will be one of the very first ones in my second book!

Thanks!~