Kisame:

"Oh. My. God." You state, looking at Kisame.

"I knew they were bad!" He whines, covering his face with his hands.

"They. Are. Adorable!" You squeal, throwing yourself at Kisame, knocking you both to the floor.

"Really?" He asks, coming out from behind his hands.

"Yeah!" You nod enthusiastically, giving his pointed cat ears a light tug.

"You can let me go now, you know"

"Nope."

-

Itachi:

"Y/N, I seem to have a slight problem..."

"What is i-" you stop your sentence mid turn and just stop and stare at him.

"I think you can see the problem." He scowls at nothing in particular.

"If you're referring to the cat ears and tail, what problem?" You grin widely, pulling him into a bone crushing hug and falling onto the couch with him, peppering his face with kisses.

"Y/N, please, this is serious." He struggles to beak free(!) from your vice like grip, but alas, noting can break the fangirling glomp.

"Seriously cute!" You squee, praying that whatever magic Author-Chan used wouldn't wear off any time soon. Itachi was praying for the opposite.

-

Hidan:

"I'm not cute!" Hidan protest, crossing his arms with a pout.

"Yes you are!" You coo, pinching his cheeks, which he swats your hands away from embarrassment, evident from his bright blush.

"Stop." He groans as you play with his adorable silver cat ears. One twitches and you squee.

"Oh, but your too sweet!" You murmur, burying your head in his neck and rubbing behind his ears to see what would happen. He gives out a content sigh but rolls his eyes at your childish behaviour none the less. Though, when it comes to childish, need Author-Chan remind him of the cosplay incident? No? I thought as much.

-

Kakuzu:

"Y/N, you've been following me all day, what is it? I know it's strange I have these ears and such, but I really don't see that you need to follow my every move." He shakes his head at you stood a few feet in front of him, shifting your weight between feet nervously.

"Hhhmnhmhmhjmhmhmhmh" you reply.

"What?" He asks having not caught your murmurs. You take a deep breath before speaking again.

"I want to stroke your tail!" You say quickly in one breath.

"Well why didn't you just say so?"

You grin widely and spend the rest of the day following him around still, but clinging to his fluffy tail.

-

Deidara:

"You're awfully sleepy, aren't you?" You chuckle at Dei, who is partially asleep, laying partly on top of you.

"I guess." He murmurs and his tail flicks contently and you catch it, tugging it lightly, but not enough for him to really feel it.

"I think you're taking this cat thing a bit too seriously Dei." You giggle.

"It's the good life, Y/N." He says, beginning to purr, much to the surprise.

"I can see that. Or, should I say hear."

-

Sasori:

"You make a pretty cat!" You gush, lookin at your adorable boyfriend who had so kindly let you have your fangirling way and dress him up. It was simple, yet cute and attractive. A baggy, black, long sleeved V-neck top and black skinny jeans. No to mention the white colar you made him wear and the random white bow in his hair.

"Are you done?" Sasori asks boredly, pulling the bow from his hair.

"No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" You yell, setting the bow back in place.

"Kya!" You exclaim.

"What've I gotten myself into..." Sasori sighs in contemplation, but you were too busy fangirling to take any notice.

-

Song: "Get Down On Your Knees And Tell Me You Love Me" by All Time Low.